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Ashal

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Granted, but he kill himself after being told about the current music crap-trend.

 

 

I wish the off season jersey is a bit lower in their pricing.

 

OT: If you talking about rugby league, yeah that is a shitty form of rugby (opinion may differ).  :dodgy: Gotta loves that unlimited tackles you can do in rugby. Oh and the dislocated shoulder/jaw and lacerations and fracture and that torn up muscle.  :sleepy:

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Granted, but their size are also shrinks to kiddie wear.

 

Emily wish for safety during her travel with either motorbike and car... God knows Emily hate driving so much.

 

 

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Granted, youll have a nice trip. ill not corrupt the wish for two main reasons:

 

- i dont think its a good idea corrupting a wish regarding a travel. safety first.

 

- the supreme commander and general grumpy cat gives you his blessings for a nice trip.

 

i wish for a different ending on Mass Effect 3.

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granted, but never specified for who so everyone has unlimited, incorruptable wishes turning the world in complete chaos.

 

I wish burgers became healthy and low on calories.

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granted. dumb people ceased to exist but they represented the 95% of the population so humans became extint.

 

I wish for world peace.

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Granted, but there goes the cute, sexy, and to-die-for nurse that I hired to take care of you.

 

 

I wish people (by people I mean newbies and definitely noobs) read the previous post and thread rules before start requesting/posting. Honestly, I'm tired reminding them every now and then, but won't/can't/refrain myself from venting blindly my frustrations towards random passer-by at the drop of a hat. Angsttttt!!!! Hmmmmph!!!!!  :@

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granted... newbs read all the rule topics and stop spamming. this event causes an increment on the iq for the average human from 2 digits to 3 digits. following this change, humans beings stop thinking about themselfs and commence an united society, countries ceseaded to exists, there is no more racism, economic and ethnic differences dissapear. Every human has the same material rights. a perfected communism is born. the forests are restored and alternative energy sources are now applied instead of oil. Men and women share the same rights and are treated as equeals. Space exploration become possible in just a few years. everyone human dress based on a standar clothe setting and tastes ceased to exists. humans begin to think as one mind. telepathy became the only way of communication. music, art, phylosophy, drama, videogames and anything related to sex disappear. Newborn humans are made on laboratories and kids get to a maturity level in just a couple of years. alcohol and any deribated from it gets banned and drugs are no longer necessary. sickness like cancer became a legend, obesity and similar issues are now under control; now every human in the world enjoys a healthy life. after all this utopia commence to develop, you begin to miss LoversLab, wich was abandoned many years ago along with the internet. And after many years of a boring perfect live, where there is only one type of food, where football doesnt exists, videogames are banned and hated by everyone, where there is no one to bother because they cant be bothered... you begin to regret your wish. after thinking it troughly, you left your perfect home and your perfect family. you arrived to the old cities wich were abandoned many years ago and sat down infront of the table where your old pc used to be... where you shared a lot of tales with your internet fellas. you look down and missed the good old days and cried under the perfect night with a smile in your face.

 

i wish for a pizza.

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granted. the new pope will be a black pope as nostradamus said... he also said it will be last one.

 

wish for adding a navy flotilla for my supreme military force.

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Granted, but all of it sink just 20 km off coast after the Admiral carefully instruct the entire fleet to pass through the coral reef claiming, this is "Grumpy Steel, none shall break it!" line.

 

 

I wish my cat can learn to swim.

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granted but they are made from paper and the day you got them, it rains.

 

i wish for a golden armor to glorify my grumpy image.

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