Corrupt a Wish

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but it change into grind coal instead.

 

 

I wish I can have more toast.

[Strelky]

Granted, only burnt toast,

 

I wish I would stop making embarrissing typos

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but you lose the ability to type.

 

 

I wish the convenience store were near.

[dboura]

Granted but its closed for rennovation

 

I wish I could change the coal back

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but it turn out that I can't grant it to you, period.

 

 

I wish someone could go to the store and bought me a pack of Marlboro Ice.

[sammythesquirrel]

granted but they smoked them on the way back to you

 

 

i wish i had a larger harddrive

[dboura]

Granted but a virus immediately infects it trashing away sector 0 making it completely useless

 

I wish I had a new car

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but you will crash it after 3 minute of usage.

 

 

I wish my sister is not on my house today.

[dboura]

Granted but she's back tomorrow throwing a party you weren't invited too

 

I wish there was something good on TV right now

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but you miss watching it.

 

 

I wish today is a bit longer.

[dboura]

Granted but the whole day is one bad thing after another

 

I wish the snow here would melt away

[Veta]

Granted but it causes a flood and you drown .

 

 

I wish I didn't live in this country.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but you will be an immigrant on said country.

 

 

I wish my ISP not such an a-hole for their services.

[Veta]

Granted you no longer have an Internet connection.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for more wishes

 

 

 

 

Granted, but you will be an immigrant on said country.

 

mfw I am already an immigrant on said country

 

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but all of your wish will be nullified and cannot be granted whatsoever by any mean necessary.

 

 

I wish on CNY they won't play those stupid-loud-banging firecracker near to my house. 

 

@ Veta XD

[Veta]

Granted , you no longer have a house .

 

 

 

 

I wish I had something smart to say.

[nonusnomeni]

granted but you are mute

 

 

i wish i don't have go to grocery store to buy coffee

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but your place will turn into tropical paradise which you can plant the coffee tree on your veranda.

 

 

I wish I wasn't reading all that stuff about politics.

[LordJerle]

Granted.  You were reading the life story of Justin Bieber.

 

I wish my shoulder didn't hurt.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but your disc slipped instead.

 

 

I wish this sound pollution coming from the firecracker were stop right now, arghhhhhhh!!! My precious eardrum....

[LordJerle]

Granted, it's now a stick of dynamite.

 

I wish I didn't have to get up to make food.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, you will eat you arm rawly instead.

 

 

I wish my dad guest has left already.

[sammythesquirrel]

granted but he took all your underwear 

 

 

 

i wish for more juice (grabs  jug ^.^) 

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but on your way back to your computer, you tripped and spill the juice all over the CPU.

 

 

I wish I didn't get-up so early today.

[nonusnomeni]

granted but you will have that same wish every day for the rest of your life

 

i wish a keg of irish coffee...