Corrupt a Wish

[nonusnomeni]

granted size 22 (isukrista, last time i see something like that it was late '70 on my father feet's)

 

i wish i am not so gorgeous

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, you are so gorgeously poor.

 

 

I wish I wasn't that sleepy right now.

[Strelky]

Granted, you become over-caffeinated so your heart stops. I still love coffee

 

I wish for coffee

[Queen Bee]

Granted, but it's from last week and filtered through a dirty sock. It's also the only coffee you're allowed to drink from now on.

 

I wish for someone to make a good movie based on a video game for once.

[Strelky]

Granted, but the game sucked so no one cares

 

Fine, no coffee so I wish for Kafay

[Emily]

Granted with iced kafay.

 

Emily wish for more money! MORE MONEY~!!

[Strelky]

Granted, you'll get 5 rupees

 

I wish for a V8

[polluxval]

granted, you get a v8.

 

 

i wish for summary judgements.

[Queen Bee]

Granted, you're an idiot and you smell bad.

 

I wish I could switch genders at will.

[polluxval]

granted, you mutate into a clownfish so now you can switch genders at will.

 

i wish for soap because i smell bad. (we cant do anything about the idiot part)

[Emily]

Granted, Emily the strange will wash you. .. hopefully niche, sabbath, miles and mystery wouldn't mind if she washed up  grumpy cat.

 

Emily wish for weight gain this week. it's a like year since she gaining any pounds at all.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, here take my visceral fat!!! XD

 

 

I wish for a nice hot burritos.

[Emily]

Granted, OM NOM NOM NOM~!

 

Emily wish for more ~OM NOM Dezz hot burritos.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

..........., you will get nothing.

 

 

Don't have any wish, because the burritos gone.

[nonusnomeni]

granted whenever you have no wish i will granted

 

i wish for bigger (10kg) can of tuna in olive oil...

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but you will live the rest of your life as a cat.

 

 

No wishes so far.

[Emily]

Then emily wish scarlet blade CBT would come this week. it's been too long.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but you have to pay for it. XD

 

 

I wish that Nihongo use katakana and hiragana only, memorizing 1.5k character just to read an article was no fun at all.

[Emily]

Granted, it is what it is. you'll learn Chinese character at a time which is not a bad deal.

 

Right, then emily wish blade and soul.us on ncsoft are f2p like scarlet blade.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but not a single soul play MMORPG anymore...

 

 

I wish to start playing DoTA2 and HoN back but the elitist attitude on some of them irk me to death.

[NightShade]

granted but you become one of those elitist
 

i wish no ones knows im said elitist  T.T (im not that worse though! honest!)

 

tip: its not bad on high tier except SEA server where tryhard allday errday

[Arcueid Brunestud]

SEA?! Ok... You must have a fair share of your own, to see the people slap each other silly on that server. I stop playing HoN when I'm reach 1900 but not because the attitude of some stranger, but my goddamn housemate. I swear if not because I didn't want to escalate things further I will gladly stab him, cook him, and donate his organ to people that truly deserve it. In RL he wouldn't dare to bat eyes in front of me, but turn into some bastard when playing that cursed game. 

 

Granted, but you must prove it. XD

 

 

I wish I can play HoN on special servers that wasn't overrun with kids or immature prat.

[polluxval]

Granted, you can play HoN all alone for the rest of your life.

 

I wish for a magic spoon that allows me to have infinite cat food.

[nonusnomeni]

granted but that spoon will turn you into dog

 

i wish i was not made such perfect ragout (cannot breath)

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, because I'm so stoned right now~~~

 

 

I wish I wasn't that stoned...