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“It’s a nonsense to believe that some people deserve, never to be offended their whole life.”

-Ricky Gervais

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"I'm afraid you'd not realize which way the wind was blowing if you pissed straight into it"

-- Philippa Eilhart, Lady of Montecalvo, former royal sorceress of King Vizimir II.

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1. Poor - works

2. Rich - takes advantage of the former

3. Soldier - defends both

4. Taxpayer - pays for all three

5. Wanderer - rests for all four

6. Drunkard - drinks for five

7. Banker - steals all six

8. Lawyer - quarrels all seven

9. Doctor - kills all eight

10. Undertaker - buries all nine

11. Politician - lives at the expense of all ten!

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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire,

what do freedom fighters fight?

They never mention that part to us, do they?
 

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“What you’re seeing and what you’re reading is not what’s happening.”

Trump

 

 “The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”

George Orwell, 1984

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'Gotta be something between an authoritarian government that tells everyone what to do [China], and a representative government that can't do anything - at all! [The U.S.]' - Bill Maher
 

 

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