Guest Posted March 4, 2024 Posted March 4, 2024 "I never drink water because fish fuck in it," W.C. Fields (possibly apocryphal, but still a good quote).
chooseChaos Posted March 4, 2024 Posted March 4, 2024 Quote from what do I know or was it someone else? I couldn't care less ...
Darkpig Posted March 5, 2024 Posted March 5, 2024 (edited) Would you like to have a roll in ze hay? Edited March 5, 2024 by Darkpig
Guest Posted March 5, 2024 Posted March 5, 2024 1 hour ago, Darkpig said: Would you like to have a roll in ze hay? Is it "Young Frankenstein at 30 paces?" "What knockers!"
---nikoli Posted March 5, 2024 Posted March 5, 2024 Asking people about their opinions is a very good way of making friends. Telling them about your own opinions will usually have the opposite effect. --- Anonymous
Guest Posted March 5, 2024 Posted March 5, 2024 53 minutes ago, ---nikoli said: Whenever I'm caught between two Evils, I choose the one I've never tried before... "Do you not know, that in the service, you must choose the lesser of two weevils."
Guest Posted March 5, 2024 Posted March 5, 2024 "Abby someone." "Abby someone. Abby who?" "Abby Normal."
Guest Posted March 6, 2024 Posted March 6, 2024 "Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here." "They caused an explosion!" "Is this true?" "Yes, it's true. This man has no dick."
chooseChaos Posted March 6, 2024 Posted March 6, 2024 "I’d Rather Have a Free Bottle in Front of Me Than a Prefrontal Lobotomy." TOM WAITS Spoiler
Guest Posted March 8, 2024 Posted March 8, 2024 "... and by that, My Liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped.' "This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes."
chooseChaos Posted March 8, 2024 Posted March 8, 2024 from: Impossible Mission Another visitor! Stay a while; stay forever!
Guest Posted March 10, 2024 Posted March 10, 2024 "He has made the bush fruitful by his word!" "They brought forth juniper berries!" "Of course they brought forth juniper berries, they're juniper bushes! What do you expect?"
chooseChaos Posted March 10, 2024 Posted March 10, 2024 Hand Down The Shark Repellant Bat Spray Spoiler
Guest Posted March 10, 2024 Posted March 10, 2024 "I can see you've led a life of drink and debauchery." "You're wrong. I have not led a life of drink and debauchery." "You mean you didn't even enjoy getting to look like that?"
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