Milk with "worry free flip caps"? The fuck is this?

[Kamen Rider Kuuga]

No seriously, what kind of worry is there with milk tops? Is it so worrisome to unscrew a top, pour milk and screw it back on?

 

I DON'T UNDERSTAND SOMEBODY HELP ME UNDERSTAND

[Ark of Truth]

It's for the lazy or people who don't have a lot of hand strength due to a medical problem.

 

But mainly the lazy people.

[gvman3670]

Jeeessh, I've had to squeeze tits to get milk.

[Kamen Rider Kuuga]

The thing is, they also have seals on them like a ketchup or mustard bottle has. My grandfather has very little strength in his hands and can't pull open those. So I'm not sure this is made for somebody like that.

[Lobzpooatu]

Jeeessh, I've had to squeeze tits to get milk.

 

Yup better straight from the jug! 

[Guest xthejester]

Nothing to concern myself with.

 

I do not tolerate lactose.

[gvman3670]

I do not tolerate lactose.

Ahh, you're one of THOSE. Don't worry, your ilk is slowly going extinct.

 

LMAO!!

[myuhinny]

Laziness and greed. People are too lazy they want everything easy and companies are greedy because they give their item say a flip top then say look it has *new* cap give me more money now because it now has this top. Eventually they will be coming out with items that shake your dick for you because a person is too lazy to do it themselves after they take a piss.

[Guest Mogie56]

Ummm  flip caps have been around for years, your just now causing a stink about it because one "Dairy Pure" company has advertised them as new?

I do not get what there is to raise a fuss about. I mean isn't EVERYTHING made for the LAZY these days? you have a computer, cellphone, mp3 player, netbook, etc. all made for the lazy and a flip cap is something to get upset about? good grief.

[Guest xthejester]

 

I do not tolerate lactose.

Ahh, you're one of THOSE. Don't worry, your ilk is slowly going extinct.

 

LMAO!!

 

 

I'm also left-handed.

 

[BAB PEEG]

In canada milks comes from BAGS!

[gvman3670]

In canada milks comes from BAGS!

All milk comes from "bags". The Canadians are just putting it into no-so-fun-bags.

[gvman3670]

 

 

I do not tolerate lactose.

Ahh, you're one of THOSE. Don't worry, your ilk is slowly going extinct.

 

LMAO!!

 

 

I'm also left-handed.

 

Oh, Jeebus! What is this heresy? We have a devilspawn amongst us!

[Guest Mogie56]

more then one LMAO

but of course we brought about this flip cap thing just to boggle the righties

[Guest endgameaddiction]

Laziness and greed. People are too lazy they want everything easy and companies are greedy because they give their item say a flip top then say look it has *new* cap give me more money now because it now has this top. Eventually they will be coming out with items that shake your dick for you because a person is too lazy to do it themselves after they take a piss.

 

I"m waiing for the day I buy a bag of chips and when I open it a cloud of smoke comes out only to reveal 1 cheetos at the bottom of the bag. If I wanted to buy air.... I can go to a gas station and put 4 quarters in the machine and fill my belly.

 

Heck I'm surprised you don't get a half full of a gallon of milk these days.

[Guest xthejester]

 

 

 

I do not tolerate lactose.

Ahh, you're one of THOSE. Don't worry, your ilk is slowly going extinct.

 

LMAO!!

 

 

I'm also left-handed.

 

Oh, Jeebus! What is this heresy? We have a devilspawn amongst us!

 

 

I am the devil.

 

And I have come to do the devil's work.

[gvman3670]

 

Laziness and greed. People are too lazy they want everything easy and companies are greedy because they give their item say a flip top then say look it has *new* cap give me more money now because it now has this top. Eventually they will be coming out with items that shake your dick for you because a person is too lazy to do it themselves after they take a piss.

 

I"m waiing for the day I buy a bag of chips and when I open it a cloud of smoke comes out only to reveal 1 cheetos at the bottom of the bag. If I wanted to buy air.... I can go to a gas station and put 4 quarters in the machine and fill my belly.

 

Heck I'm surprised you don't get a half full of a gallon of milk these days.

 

I remember when it only cost ONE quarter.

[Captain Cobra]

Laziness and greed. People are too lazy they want everything easy and companies are greedy because they give their item say a flip top then say look it has *new* cap give me more money now because it now has this top. Eventually they will be coming out with items that shake your dick for you because a person is too lazy to do it themselves after they take a piss.

 

[Rayblue]

It's for the lazy or people who don't have a lot of hand strength due to a medical problem.

 

But mainly the lazy people.

 

Yeah, Wall-E drives that point very hard.

 

To be frank, there's more old people than before, and of course over time they've lost some of the hand grip that merely twisting a bottlecap or opening a jar of pickles becomes an epic battle.

 

So for the sake of PR manufacturers are making products friendly for the elderly.

[Guest Mogie56]

Here you go, I really don't think I'd be worrying about a flip top cap.

 

[BAB PEEG]

I'd rather worry about things I can change, like my socks.

[Guest Omega1084]

No seriously, what kind of worry is there with milk tops? Is it so worrisome to unscrew a top, pour milk and screw it back on?

 

I DON'T UNDERSTAND SOMEBODY HELP ME UNDERSTAND

Look around you, a few weeks back people were complaining on the Nexus because they had to click ONE MORE TIME to download their mods. A feature that was added because they were too fucking stupid to read descriptions and when they fucked up their mod installations they gave the authors undeserved hell.

People are lazy, and stupid.

People can't solve 5x10 without looking at their phone and doing it on a calculator app.

Lazy lazy lazy! That's all it is.

They also love to point fingers.

A few years back some idiot girls sued McDonald's for making them fat.

Go figure that one out.

[CoxcombCornking]

Awesome news, these worry-free caps.

No more to suffer my panic attacks.

 

Seriously though, this must be some advanced form of lactose intolerance which has now spread to the very dispensing of the milk as well.

:-)

[ToxicKetchup]

No seriously, what kind of worry is there with milk tops? Is it so worrisome to unscrew a top, pour milk and screw it back on?

 

I DON'T UNDERSTAND SOMEBODY HELP ME UNDERSTAND

Laziness. That's all. People are dumb.

 

Here you go, I really don't think I'd be worrying about a flip top cap.

 

Jeebus that's a lot of anti-inflammatories. I wonder if milk's good for migraines, then.

 

And Estradiol? Really?

 

I think that's the same stuff I take.

[gvman3670]

 

No seriously, what kind of worry is there with milk tops? Is it so worrisome to unscrew a top, pour milk and screw it back on?

 

I DON'T UNDERSTAND SOMEBODY HELP ME UNDERSTAND

Laziness. That's all. People are dumb.

 

Here you go, I really don't think I'd be worrying about a flip top cap.

 

Jeebus that's a lot of anti-inflammatories. I wonder if milk's good for migraines, then.

 

And Estradiol? Really?

 

I think that's the same stuff I take.

 

 

You take? Are you trying to grow cow boobs or something? What crazy doctor would give that to a human? It's a bovine hormone!

 

I've often wondered if the shit in milk today isn't why girls seem to mature earlier and boys later. Seems plausible with all the estrogens in milk, cheap ground beef, processed chicken products and that comes from plastic drink bottles.