Is English your native language?

[Symon]

Ahh! I see. One thing worse than assembly, and that's being forced to do assembly.

Could have been worse I suppose. Could have been forced to learn Malbolge!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malbolge

[weirdtexan]

Que?

[Symon]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esoteric_programming_language

Some IT pros are VERY strange!

[Slammer64]

OMFG,  I just checked out that wikipedia entry, I'm so glad I had to learn Assembly rather than Malbolge! ROTFLMAO

[Hitman69]

Malbolge. The one programming language where the gap between the launch of the language, and the first working program was two years.

Named after the eighth circle of hell, due to it's high comlplexity.

It is considered an esoteric programming language.

More of these can be found on www.esolangs.org

How about Thue for example? http://www.esolangs.org/wiki/Thue

Only one command, and turing-complete. (those are called turing-tarpits by the way)

By the way, sorry for de-railing this thread. Well, technically it's still about language.

[Tina]

my native language is german 

But I hope my English is still better.

 

than i hat G-Translator -.-

[jinsanx]

English here.

 

Glad to see we got a strong international community of lovers peoples !

[Stryker]

I'm not, but I can understand and speak English clearly.

[Xenokey]

german is my native language. at certain situations, I prefer english, though.

 

how do I put it...its kind easiert and simple to speak/think in english.

[Nightwynd]

Spanish XD

[luffyboy]

Chinese  8) NI HAO!

[thesin]

Another german here.

[Verice]

Dutch

[Hitman69]

Dutch

Hey, ik ook. (for our international friends: Hey, me too)

[Guest tetrodoxin]

Aaand nuther German. Blitzkrieg Schnitzel Fräulein.

[Guest Donkey]

Oh great we are invaded by the Dutch.. And here i thought i was the only one.. Ik dacht, dat ik enige was.. 

[jaxawier]

Swedish here, manage Norwegian decent enough if I focus on it/care enough.

[badgeryiff]

I speak Texan, then English, then Bad English =p ...ok maybe not in that order...

 

Its amazing how many nationalities have been brought together with the one common purpose of adding copious amounts of advanced perversion to their gaming experience  ;D

[rodvi]

i speak norwegian but i am pretty good at english

[axel9fr]

French, But not so bad in English... I think

[stgmilleralive]

English, particularly the southern bayou American kind.

 

So I can say: "Say, you got some reeaal prudy teeth, boi." but actually I'm a nice guy.

 

Funny too, when I was growing up, people always thought I was from the Northeast (New York).

[fiabundem]

English here but i grew up in Jamaica so i speak Pottwa the slang that we use down there.

[Guest Demiales]

german here, born in japan, i grew up in south africa, now i live in germany, speak a little japanese (very little) and a bit more english.

[weirdtexan]

I speak Texan' date=' then English, then Bad English =p ...ok maybe not in that order...

 

Its amazing how many nationalities have been brought together with the one common purpose of adding copious amounts of advanced perversion to their gaming experience  ;D

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Ah Texan; no other language has been better at integrating foreign words and fouling them up. God bless it!

 

And yes, it is amazing we have such a wide ranging, and friendly, international perv community; a "pervmunity" if you will. Or won't, I don't care. I'm using that word now.

[TheoryoftheDead]

I hail from Sweden, and have lived there my whole life. I learnt english pretty quickly though, mainly because I didn't have any friends during my primary school years, and the only "social" interactions I had was on my computer - save for the teachers telling me how sad my existence was, and how much I was missing out on life. Even though Swedish is my native language, I'm much better at English, mainly because I hardly make use of the Swedish.