Noita Lewd - a porn mod

[kobold tinkerer]

1 hour ago, Seberious said:

Though I dunno how we (all people here) personally now add things to your version, since you've done major heavy-lifting here aka we now kinda dependent on you for adding stuff, unless other people learn from Timerz example of course.

if you mean how to add new sex scenes, you just create png and xml and place them in "files/sex_gfx" folder. your file names must have same name as "image_file" of SpriteComponent for the enemy you want to add because the script identifies enemies by sprite name

 

for example if image_file is "data/enemies_gfx/fungus_giga.xml" then your files must be named "fungus_giga.png", "fungus_giga1.xml", "fungus_giga2.xml" and so on, no matter how many stages you want, the script will play them all automatically

 

there is also "enemy_table.lua" file which specifies scene gravity, pregnancy, cum type and status effect

 

thats it, everything else is handled by the script

 

19 minutes ago, Seberious said:

noita_dev

why do you play debug version of noita? isnt that for technical stuff like generating uv sprites and so on?

 

i tried to generate uv maps by the way but nothing happened when i launched noita_dev with "ModDevGenerateSpriteUVsForDirectory("data/enemies_gfx", true)"

 

maybe its somehow related to the fact i was launching it on linux

[Seberious]

1 hour ago, kobold tinkerer said:

if you mean how to add new sex scenes, you just create png and xml and place them in "files/sex_gfx" folder. your file names must have same name as "image_file" of SpriteComponent for the enemy you want to add because the script identifies enemies by sprite name

 

for example if image_file is "data/enemies_gfx/fungus_giga.xml" then your files must be named "fungus_giga.png", "fungus_giga1.xml", "fungus_giga2.xml" and so on, no matter how many stages you want, the script will play them all automatically

 

there is also "enemy_table.lua" file which specifies scene gravity, pregnancy, cum type and status effect

 

thats it, everything else is handled by the script

No, I meant how we handle fixing bugs, adding something new and etc in future, not just new sex scenes. We only can reference to you or Timerz right now.

 

1 hour ago, kobold tinkerer said:

why do you play debug version of noita? isnt that for technical stuff like generating uv sprites and so on?

 

i tried to generate uv maps by the way but nothing happened when i launched noita_dev with "ModDevGenerateSpriteUVsForDirectory("data/enemies_gfx", true)"

 

maybe its somehow related to the fact i was launching it on linux

Are you serious? I play on it because I playtest stuff (it allows wide range of things), debug mode literally made for that and finding errors. And I'm not only playing on it, I said before, I played on normal Noita too and your mod seemingly fine (I didn't find strange things yet). Anyway, you will check just in case what can be wrong with kobold npcs?

By the way, didn't expect you will make kobold gals so speedy, enemies barely could catch them. And hilariously kobold rock is far more effective than dynamite, they just snipe everything with it before enemy could get close.

[kobold tinkerer]

On 6/6/2026 at 1:06 AM, Seberious said:

We only can reference to you or Timerz right now

not to brag but i wrote the entire thing from scratch because i didn't understand shit in timerz work so i'm probably the only person

 

On 6/6/2026 at 1:06 AM, Seberious said:

Anyway, you will check just in case what can be wrong with kobold npcs?

ye, i fixed the crash. it happened because kobold lair biome lacked <Materials> tag, which was empty anyway, but adding back empty tag solved the problem

 

is it normal that noita_dev lags like shit? i only ever get 25-30 fps

 

On 6/6/2026 at 1:06 AM, Seberious said:

By the way, didn't expect you will make kobold gals so speedy, enemies barely could catch them. And hilariously kobold rock is far more effective than dynamite, they just snipe everything with it before enemy could get close.

kobolds are subject to change, among other things. such stuff can only be gauged for proper balance when you actually really play and i havent played with my mod yet beside testing

 

 

i'm gonna upload the mod here and keep this post updated in the future. let me know if you find more bugs

noita-fmod-project_jun_5_2026.zip

Edited June 10 by kobold tinkerer

[Seberious]

47 minutes ago, kobold tinkerer said:

not to brag but i wrote the entire thing from scratch because i didn't understand shit in timerz work so i'm probably the only person

Well, it's kinda complicate things a bit then, but since you did everything from scratch it's good to have another guy (you) who knows how to code here.

 

49 minutes ago, kobold tinkerer said:

ye, i fixed the crash. it happened because kobold lair biome lacked <Materials> tag, which was empty anyway, but adding back empty tag solved the problem

 

is it normal that noita_dev lags like shit? i only ever get 25-30 fps

There was not only problem with kobold lair, but with kobolds themselves, enemies sometimes doesn't start sexing them at all, but I will tell about it below. As for Noita_dev aka debug mode, yeah, it does a lot of various checks in background in real time, so it can lag sometimes.
 

 

53 minutes ago, kobold tinkerer said:

kobolds are subject to change, among other things. such stuff can only be gauged for proper balance when you actually really play and i havent played with my mod yet beside testing

 

i'm gonna upload the mod here and keep this post updated in the future. let me know if you find more bugs

 

Speaking of change, after playing a bit more I have several questions. Sex is supposed to kill kobold npcs? Because enemies somehow killing them during act and no, there is no fire or poison or other source of harm, they just murder them during sex animation. Another thing I noticed, enemies don't give active chase after kobolds, player on other hand get chased for sexual encounter pretty quickly. Is this supposed to happen? In original mod version all enemies chased both kobolds and player outright.

And yeah, about bugs, I did tell above in comments that enemies sometimes refuse to sex kobolds and just attacking them, without sex at all. Turns out it happens in normal version too, player get sex start outright just fine, but kobolds are different story. Enemies must stand in certain position to "catch" kobold and sometimes they able to start animation and sometimes they don't start it at all. It's seems something is wrong with "sex start" script of kobolds or something wrong with hitbox of kobolds.

By the way, sounds work! If you get away from sex they do get quiet and etc. Also, in my opinion sex loop on player and kobolds is too quick (not to mention it can get interrupted unlike original), you could make it a little longer I think.

[Timerz]

2 hours ago, kobold tinkerer said:

not to brag but i wrote the entire thing from scratch because i didn't understand shit in timerz work so i'm probably the only person

I WARNED IT WAS VERY POORLY DOCUMENTED xD, my bad on that! But your code is fine compared to what we had previously. Didn't look much on it because I don't have time to analyze someone's else code. The only sad thing I looked is that you ditched the dynamic events I had on animations that allowed to create sounds that synced with specific animations frames, instead of doing a hard coded sound loop. But taking that aside, it's all good!

Still won't come back on this tho, as I am still getting ass kicked with other stuff.

[kobold tinkerer]

36 minutes ago, Timerz said:

create sounds that synced with specific animations frames

the problem is every animation is different and the only way to know which frame to plap is to look at every stage of every animation and store the frame number somewhere, so for now the sound just plays in the middle of the loop. but it can be done eventually

 

btw i just restored the dress sprite so kobolds including player can now wear pretty dress. i have an idea of a perk "Fancy Dress" that works like shield against sex several times before it breaks and is restored whenever you do full heal. so basically your idea for clothing system. except it would restore via any full heal not just temple

Edited June 5 by kobold tinkerer

[Seberious]

@kobold tinkerer

Hey, I found another bug, when you catched by enemy and in sex scene and if kobold gal happen to be nearby, enemy which sexes you begin sexing her as well, resulting into double-scene. I may look like annoying supervisor right now, but you really need to look up what's wrong with your scripts regarding kobold npcs. So, waiting for your next update.

By the way, I checked just in case and debug mode indeed lags in your mod version. The thing is, it tries to check everything your scripts do on every single creature (which causes the lag) and goes "wooooooh!" if there too much to handle at first. Also if you threw a bomb at kobold rape orgy (multiple enemies sexing kobolds) after explosion game reduced like to 5-10 fps for several seconds lol, but at least kobold gals are free.

On good side of things, kobold cave doesn't crush anymore, so you're the best. As for your idea about kobold dress with perk, actually pretty great. Though I ask, it will shield only you and not kobolds (since perk form)? Or some kobold gals will be naked while other wear dresses?

PS Since it seems you don't know much about debug mode, I will tell you same thing I told Pawarfull, if you press Ctrl + O during the game in it you can spawn any entity from xml file and pressing Shift + Ctrl + O spawn previous spawned entity. This is how I playtested kobolds/companions in original and in your version (I test them in normal Noita too if they spawn naturally).

PSS I probably can playtest for you once and awhile, but not always. As I said before, I can't return to active modding and playing Noita yet, but in any case I did manage to playtest your version today.

[Seberious]

5 hours ago, Timerz said:

I WARNED IT WAS VERY POORLY DOCUMENTED xD, my bad on that! But your code is fine compared to what we had previously. Didn't look much on it because I don't have time to analyze someone's else code. The only sad thing I looked is that you ditched the dynamic events I had on animations that allowed to create sounds that synced with specific animations frames, instead of doing a hard coded sound loop. But taking that aside, it's all good!

Still won't come back on this tho, as I am still getting ass kicked with other stuff.

It's way more clean, thats for sure, but it's indeed need to be tested and playtested. As you have read, probably, above comments, I encountered some "hurdles" in testing. But KT's sound scripts work really great.

[Vitalie]

13 hours ago, kobold tinkerer said:

not to brag but i wrote the entire thing from scratch because i didn't understand shit in timerz work so i'm probably the only person

 

ye, i fixed the crash. it happened because kobold lair biome lacked <Materials> tag, which was empty anyway, but adding back empty tag solved the problem

 

is it normal that noita_dev lags like shit? i only ever get 25-30 fps

 

kobolds are subject to change, among other things. such stuff can only be gauged for proper balance when you actually really play and i havent played with my mod yet beside testing

 

 

i'm gonna upload the mod here and keep this post updated in the future. let me know if you find more bugs

lewd_noita_jun_5_2026.zip 1.44 MB · 1 download noita-fmod-project_jun_5_2026.zip 3.37 MB · 1 download

Hi im new here, looked through the code a bit to do some light tinkering and noticed in leak_cum.lua there's an entire unused section for different amounts that seems to imply taking damage after enough encounters, just curious if this is still something being working on, or if its scrapped and just resides in code limbo.

[kobold tinkerer]

10 hours ago, Seberious said:

@kobold tinkerer

Hey, I found another bug, when you catched by enemy and in sex scene and if kobold gal happen to be nearby, enemy which sexes you begin sexing her as well, resulting into double-scene. I may look like annoying supervisor right now, but you really need to look up what's wrong with your scripts regarding kobold npcs. So, waiting for your next update.

By the way, I checked just in case and debug mode indeed lags in your mod version. The thing is, it tries to check everything your scripts do on every single creature (which causes the lag) and goes "wooooooh!" if there too much to handle at first. Also if you threw a bomb at kobold rape orgy (multiple enemies sexing kobolds) after explosion game reduced like to 5-10 fps for several seconds lol, but at least kobold gals are free.

On good side of things, kobold cave doesn't crush anymore, so you're the best. As for your idea about kobold dress with perk, actually pretty great. Though I ask, it will shield only you and not kobolds (since perk form)? Or some kobold gals will be naked while other wear dresses?

PS Since it seems you don't know much about debug mode, I will tell you same thing I told Pawarfull, if you press Ctrl + O during the game in it you can spawn any entity from xml file and pressing Shift + Ctrl + O spawn previous spawned entity. This is how I playtested kobolds/companions in original and in your version (I test them in normal Noita too if they spawn naturally).

PSS I probably can playtest for you once and awhile, but not always. As I said before, I can't return to active modding and playing Noita yet, but in any case I did manage to playtest your version today.

the more bugs you find the better, i will check everything you mentioned. also have you tried using component explorer mod instead of debug noita? it has lua console, allows spawning entities and examining all entities and components and changing them in real time and it doesnt lag at all, thats how i test my mod

 

 

 

 

5 hours ago, Vitalie said:

Hi im new here, looked through the code a bit to do some light tinkering and noticed in leak_cum.lua there's an entire unused section for different amounts that seems to imply taking damage after enough encounters, just curious if this is still something being working on, or if its scrapped and just resides in code limbo.

eventually this will be restored if i get to it. i need to figure out how to create custom gui elements to display percentage like satiation mechanic does, "digestive alchemy" mod is my reference here

[kobold tinkerer]

11 hours ago, Seberious said:

debug mode indeed lags in your mod version

i just checked debug mode without any mods and it still lags. 30 fps is constant. not a mod problem

[Vitalie]

8 hours ago, kobold tinkerer said:

the more bugs you find the better, i will check everything you mentioned. also have you tried using component explorer mod instead of debug noita? it has lua console, allows spawning entities and examining all entities and components and changing them in real time and it doesnt lag at all, thats how i test my mod

 

 

 

 

eventually this will be restored if i get to it. i need to figure out how to create custom gui elements to display percentage like satiation mechanic does, "digestive alchemy" mod is my reference here

Would something like this work?
local gui = GuiCreate()

function draw_cum_gui(entity_id)
GuiStartFrame(gui)

local vars = EntityGetComponent(entity_id, "VariableStorageComponent")
if vars == nil then return end

local total_cum = 0

for _, comp in ipairs(vars) do
total_cum = total_cum + ComponentGetValue2(comp, "value_int")
end

local max_cum = 1500
local percent = math.floor((total_cum / max_cum) * 100)

GuiText(gui, 20, 120, percent .. "%")
end

This just creates a GUI with GUICreate() and then draws text next to the status icon showing the percentage, theres probably a much better way to do it that im not aware of yet maybe something with UIIconComponent as I see that referenced in a similar context

[Vitalie]

Wow tinkering around with this is WAY more complicated than I thought to try and get a function like the satiation status working.

I see why you put this off

Edited June 6 by Vitalie

[kobold tinkerer]

1 hour ago, Vitalie said:

I see why you put this off

not really, i haven't even tried it yet

"digestive alchemy" has exactly that, gui element that shows stomach content and also percentage, check how it works if you wanna try to do it yourself

it also has interesting parasites enemy that has potential for sex scene

[Vitalie]

2 hours ago, kobold tinkerer said:

not really, i haven't even tried it yet

"digestive alchemy" has exactly that, gui element that shows stomach content and also percentage, check how it works if you wanna try to do it yourself

it also has interesting parasites enemy that has potential for sex scene

Took me a bit but I got it working, also added functionality to the differently levels of filled and added a new effect which I thought was a neat idea. included is a the patch and changelog detailing everything I edited, I included plenty of documentation in the code itself aswell.

-EDIT-
Might upload another version with better documentation specifying exactly what variables to change if you don't like the balancing decisions I made when added functionality. 

Changelog.txt lewd_noita_patch.zip

Edited June 7 by Vitalie

[Vitalie]

You'll have to let me know if there's any bugs or performance issues that arise from my changes but I ran an entire run with my changes and didn't notice any performance hiccups or insane glitches. I might add functionality for the nympho perk to suppress the damage function all together since that would probably make sense

[Seberious]

14 hours ago, kobold tinkerer said:

the more bugs you find the better, i will check everything you mentioned. also have you tried using component explorer mod instead of debug noita? it has lua console, allows spawning entities and examining all entities and components and changing them in real time and it doesnt lag at all, thats how i test my mod

I'm aware about such mods, but I didn't use them, because I test mods on "clean" Noita first. I didn't even used any "cheat mods" to play your version to test it. I didn't need to tell you that if any mod doesn't work right on clean Noita it will not work right with other mods too.

Speaking of bugs, found another one. If Hornygas Flower dies in your version, game crushes (it happened in normal Noita), something odd with materials of it's corpse perhaps.

Also you didn't answered my question about kobold dresses in previous comments (how often npc will be with them and etc).

[Seberious]

14 hours ago, kobold tinkerer said:

i just checked debug mode without any mods and it still lags. 30 fps is constant. not a mod problem

It's odd then, on my end debug mod gives stable 60 fps without mods. Anyway, I continue to pinpoint bugs, when I'll play Noita

[Vitalie]

55 minutes ago, Vitalie said:

You'll have to let me know if there's any bugs or performance issues that arise from my changes but I ran an entire run with my changes and didn't notice any performance hiccups or insane glitches. I might add functionality for the nympho perk to suppress the damage function all together since that would probably make sense

Added better documentation for changing gameplay related variables and added functionality with the nympho perk

lewd_noita_patch2.zip

[Seberious]

Oh, by the way one of most funny and obvious, I think, exploits in KT's version is using kobold lair as transit between levels before you entering holy mountain on first level and without provoking angry steves (before you get needed wands and spells to travel freely).

[kobold tinkerer]

6 hours ago, Vitalie said:

changelog

>"Added <RequestWorldUpdate /> inside the <Mod> element. Required by Noita for any mod that uses the OnWorldPostUpdate callback (unused now but needed for future-proofing, and was the fix that unblocked GUI work during development)."

 

i have no idea where you got that info but i haven't found anything in noita wiki or other mods, including "digestive alchemy" which also uses guicreate for custom ui and it works without this tag. this is first time ever i hear about this tag.
 

 

 

>"Bug fix — effect entity stacking never worked
>EntityGetWithName does not search child entities, only root-level world entities, so it always returned 0 (not found).

 

wrong - the script that starts sex scene checks

 

if EntityGetWithName("sex_cooldown") == 0

 

"sex_cooldown" entity is child entity of player, if that would not work, the entire script would never worked in the first place, and i never ever had problems with that part specifically. the only time i had to check for child entities was when i needed to check for kobold companions since each of them has their own cooldown entity

 

>"This meant every animation created a brand new effect_leak_cum entity from scratch, orphaning the previous one and resetting the fill level to zero."

 

also wrong, see screenshot below with the same entity properly updating both existing values and creating new

>Bug fix — GameEffectComponent killed the entity immediately

 

nothing is killed, as you can see on screenshot

>The original effect_leak_cum entity was created with a GameEffectComponent using effect="CUSTOM" and custom_effect_id="EFFECT_LEAK_CUM". Because EFFECT_LEAK_CUM is not registered in the game's effect system, Noita treated the component as invalid and expired it on the first frame, destroying the entity almost immediately.

 

where did you get that info about noita treating EFFECT_LEAK_CUM as invalid? i specifically checked how other mods implement custom effects and they all use arbitrary names for custom_effect_id without anything breaking

 

 

you probably got the idea it was instantly deleted or created anew everytime you have sex because the amount of cum was so little it leaked out of you before next scene could even start. this is something i intend to work on when i get to it, since the leak mechanic was only created to expand upon it later and now as finished gameplay part

 

as for your feature changes, i'm gonna figure out how to do custom ui first before i will think about new mechanics, so no comments on that

 

 

 

4 hours ago, Seberious said:

if any mod doesn't work right on clean Noita it will not work right with other mods too

the idea to play with mods such as component explorer is not to make everything even worse than vanilla, but to figure out exactly why something doesnt work. i wouldn't be able to make anything even remotely close to what i made without component explorer, cheatgui and conjurer reborn which allowed me to test everything quickly

 

4 hours ago, Seberious said:

If Hornygas Flower dies in your version, game crushes

fixed, it was remnant of original mod with original material name. also no idea why ragdoll broke, i just disabled it entirely for now. not uploading updated version since i'm in the middle of playtest now and don't wanna update potentially broken version, will do when all known bugs are fixed

 

4 hours ago, Seberious said:

Also you didn't answered my question about kobold dresses in previous comments (how often npc will be with them and etc).

i don't know. not a priority for me now

 

4 hours ago, Seberious said:

transit between levels

i always play with edit wands always mod so it changes nothing for me. biome_map_append.lua handles where the kobold lair biome is, you can place it wherever you want

[Vitalie]

2 hours ago, kobold tinkerer said:

>"Added <RequestWorldUpdate /> inside the <Mod> element. Required by Noita for any mod that uses the OnWorldPostUpdate callback (unused now but needed for future-proofing, and was the fix that unblocked GUI work during development)."

 

i have no idea where you got that info but i haven't found anything in noita wiki or other mods, including "digestive alchemy" which also uses guicreate for custom ui and it works without this tag. this is first time ever i hear about this tag.
 

 

 

>"Bug fix — effect entity stacking never worked
>EntityGetWithName does not search child entities, only root-level world entities, so it always returned 0 (not found).

 

wrong - the script that starts sex scene checks

 

if EntityGetWithName("sex_cooldown") == 0

 

"sex_cooldown" entity is child entity of player, if that would not work, the entire script would never worked in the first place, and i never ever had problems with that part specifically. the only time i had to check for child entities was when i needed to check for kobold companions since each of them has their own cooldown entity

 

>"This meant every animation created a brand new effect_leak_cum entity from scratch, orphaning the previous one and resetting the fill level to zero."

 

also wrong, see screenshot below with the same entity properly updating both existing values and creating new

>Bug fix — GameEffectComponent killed the entity immediately

 

nothing is killed, as you can see on screenshot

>The original effect_leak_cum entity was created with a GameEffectComponent using effect="CUSTOM" and custom_effect_id="EFFECT_LEAK_CUM". Because EFFECT_LEAK_CUM is not registered in the game's effect system, Noita treated the component as invalid and expired it on the first frame, destroying the entity almost immediately.

 

where did you get that info about noita treating EFFECT_LEAK_CUM as invalid? i specifically checked how other mods implement custom effects and they all use arbitrary names for custom_effect_id without anything breaking

 

 

you probably got the idea it was instantly deleted or created anew everytime you have sex because the amount of cum was so little it leaked out of you before next scene could even start. this is something i intend to work on when i get to it, since the leak mechanic was only created to expand upon it later and now as finished gameplay part

 

as for your feature changes, i'm gonna figure out how to do custom ui first before i will think about new mechanics, so no comments on that

 

 

 

the idea to play with mods such as component explorer is not to make everything even worse than vanilla, but to figure out exactly why something doesnt work. i wouldn't be able to make anything even remotely close to what i made without component explorer, cheatgui and conjurer reborn which allowed me to test everything quickly

 

fixed, it was remnant of original mod with original material name. also no idea why ragdoll broke, i just disabled it entirely for now. not uploading updated version since i'm in the middle of playtest now and don't wanna update potentially broken version, will do when all known bugs are fixed

 

i don't know. not a priority for me now

 

i always play with edit wands always mod so it changes nothing for me. biome_map_append.lua handles where the kobold lair biome is, you can place it wherever you want

Ah shit yeah I forgot to actually update the changelog lol, alot of that is stuff I was trying and keeping in my notes that didnt end up making the final cut. I just did whatever I could to try and get it to work tbh, the finished product honestly turned out pretty well imo, have done considerably more testing and found a couple more improvements but I'd like to refine it alot more and make sure its alot more polished before trying to re-upload it. I've still got some ideas for some other patches for new mechanics Ill tinker with for a bit. 

Edited June 7 by Vitalie

[Seberious]

3 hours ago, kobold tinkerer said:

the idea to play with mods such as component explorer is not to make everything even worse than vanilla, but to figure out exactly why something doesnt work. i wouldn't be able to make anything even remotely close to what i made without component explorer, cheatgui and conjurer reborn which allowed me to test everything quickly

Noted, maybe will check them out in future too. But as I said again, I personally try to test Noita mods in "natural" way aka playing as everybody play Noita normally. I mainly used debug mode to test companions/kobolds, even then I added them to spawn pool in locations to see how they behave in vanilla.

 

3 hours ago, kobold tinkerer said:

i always play with edit wands always mod so it changes nothing for me. biome_map_append.lua handles where the kobold lair biome is, you can place it wherever you want

 

It wasn't plea to move location or anything, just funny observation during gameplay. I like placement actually, nice safe place to rest and leave some spells from wands to take them later and it give you an option to move forward without first perk. Maybe later we can add dragoness (Pawarfull's idea) which can behave like boss (if you meany) or like merchant (if you nice).

By the way! I accidently found yet another bug, it's related to your renewed mechanic of player's placement during sex scene. If your inventory is empty (no wands and no potions and etc) and enemy catches you, your char get teleported far far away from scene (sometimes into the wall, which suffocate your invisible self). I found it when I dropped all my items in beginning to try funky "pacifist run", only for my char to suffocate in the wall during sex scene.

[Vitalie]

On 6/6/2026 at 6:20 AM, kobold tinkerer said:

eventually this will be restored if i get to it. i need to figure out how to create custom gui elements to display percentage like satiation mechanic does, "digestive alchemy" mod is my reference here

I finally got the digest alchemy gui working, I had a prototype when i finished the other one but i had a few bugs I couldn't solve because im stupid. I haven't impemented everything yet but this is what i have so far, might have found a way to track multiple pregnancies and implement and entire sub type of "debuff" with parasites. Basically just pregnancies that do special things and currently only go away on a full heal. Still need to find a way to re-add the different text descriptions for cum_leak as the text was honestly really good

Edited June 7 by Vitalie

[Vitalie]

Massive improvements to GUI, Going to need to resize window as some text still goes off window