Noita Lewd - a porn mod

[Vitalie]

17 hours ago, Seberious said:

I mean, it would be nice to have it for this mod, but we are not original authors of mod, he hasn't returned still.

Im about to say fuck it and just do it anyway, i feel like nobody ever downloads the current version

Genuinely do you guys think I should just create a new mode page and call it lewd noita redux or something? I'd go through and get the names of everyone whos worked on the project and add their names to it but I feel like there a lot of people who dont know this mod is being updated

Edited July 5 by Vitalie

[Vitalie]

2 hours ago, Vitalie said:

Im about to say fuck it and just do it anyway, i feel like nobody ever downloads the current version

Genuinely do you guys think I should just create a new mode page and call it lewd noita redux or something? I'd go through and get the names of everyone whos worked on the project and add their names to it but I feel like there a lot of people who dont know this mod is being updated

I BIT THE BULLET NEW MOD THAT I WILL ACTUALLY UPDATE THE POST OF WHEN NEW CONTENT MADE FOR IT

I will add a section for active developers, if you are currently making something for the mod say something and I will add your name to the project
No longer will people have to dredge through the 20+ pages of comments to find new versions of the mod!

Edited July 5 by Vitalie

[kobold tinkerer]

2 hours ago, Seberious said:

Do you really doesn't know what piece of code affects it and how to change it?

no idea

[kobold tinkerer]

2 hours ago, Vitalie said:

lewd noita redux

not redux, its just updated original. lewd noita is fine

oh, you did it already, nevermind

 

i think fmod project should also be included, in the mod archive as a separate folder, its about 4mb in size so not a big problem

sounds are crucial to this mod so people will need it anyway if anyone wants to improve audio

 

also i would keep including current date to the latest version, makes it much easier to know when it was last updated, and normal version (1.0, 2.0 etc) are useless since they give you no information

Edited July 5 by kobold tinkerer

[Vitalie]

11 minutes ago, kobold tinkerer said:

also i would keep including current date to the latest version, makes it much easier to know when it was last updated, and normal version (1.0, 2.0 etc) are useless since they give you no information

Current version is part of the post already so that covered, plus I will make version numbers for zip files so people know which version they want to download

 

14 minutes ago, kobold tinkerer said:

i think fmod project should also be included, in the mod archive as a separate folder, its about 4mb in size so not a big problem

sounds are crucial to this mod so people will need it anyway if anyone wants to improve audio

I suppose I could, I dont use fomod so I'd have to download the fomod creation tool and keep doing that for current versions aswell

[Vitalie]

24 minutes ago, kobold tinkerer said:

not redux, its just updated original. lewd noita is fine

oh, you did it already, nevermind

 

i think fmod project should also be included, in the mod archive as a separate folder, its about 4mb in size so not a big problem

sounds are crucial to this mod so people will need it anyway if anyone wants to improve audio

 

also i would keep including current date to the latest version, makes it much easier to know when it was last updated, and normal version (1.0, 2.0 etc) are useless since they give you no information

Its crazy new mod page already has 25 downloads, I dont think any of our versions ever reached that many. So many people get to experience the new content just by making a new mod page

[kobold tinkerer]

1 hour ago, Vitalie said:

so I'd have to download the fomod creation tool

no, just download fmod project from this post and add it to mod archive https://www.loverslab.com/topic/248729-noita-lewd-a-porn-mod/page/21/#findComment-7326420

 

its only needed for people who want to edit/add new sounds, unfortunately you need fmod project to edit existing stuff, its kinda like the source code for noita sounds

 

[kobold tinkerer]

1 hour ago, Vitalie said:

Its crazy new mod page already has 25 downloads, I dont think any of our versions ever reached that many. So many people get to experience the new content just by making a new mod page

57 already, yeah its crazy. i hope more people will start developing it

 

i suggest adding more screenshots with different enemies, that will probably attract even more people

maybe even video if its possible to add

 

oh yeah, maybe also add this picture https://www.loverslab.com/topic/248729-noita-lewd-a-porn-mod/page/20/#findComment-7320431

 

Edited July 5 by kobold tinkerer

[Vitalie]

19 minutes ago, kobold tinkerer said:

i hope more people will start developing it

yeah especially because I suck ass at pixel art and have next to no experience making frame drawn animations so it would be next to impossible for me to add more creatures to the list, I'm sure push comes to shove I probably could make some animations but I doubt they would be all that detailed, coding side sure, now that i've had some time to truly adjust to the mod's codebase I think I can implement whatever comes to mind, i mean shit ive already got 3 more perks on the way and im working on other permanent debuffs applied by sex with specific mobs, 1 being a way for a more permanent futa transformation, that applies a horny debuff that forces the player into a masturbation animation if they dont have sex for set amount of time (basically a cut down and edited segment of the futa wizard animation)  and the other being a fertility crest that forces a 100% pregnancy chance onto the player which ill probably attach to the grand alchemist with an effect similar to the futa wizard's orb attack 

Edited July 5 by Vitalie

[kobold tinkerer]

can you add some numbers to this?

[kobold tinkerer]

just did quick test with wolf bonding. i think it should be separate setting and also, other wolfs shouldn't attack and try to rape you when you are bound, it interferes with experience

[kobold tinkerer]

@Vitalie is there an option to close discussion for file uploads? the one you get when you click "Get Support" on download page. different people answer there and in this thread, wouldn't it be better to have only one thing?

[Skömer]

1 hour ago, kobold tinkerer said:

@Vitalie is there an option to close discussion for file uploads? the one you get when you click "Get Support" on download page. different people answer there and in this thread, wouldn't it be better to have only one thing?

only moderators here can do this, ask ashal on discord or just move the conversation over there entirely

 

[Vitalie]

1 hour ago, kobold tinkerer said:

 is there an option to close discussion for file uploads? the one you get when you click "Get Support" on download page. different people answer there and in this thread, wouldn't it be better to have only one thing?

Actually I created a club that I was going to invite you and a couple other people to, to talk pure development, i know you dont want to make stuff anymore but you know the files well and are still a big help, as for the other stuff yeah i can get on it, ive got a big patch on the way and i can add that stuff in with it

[kobold tinkerer]

7 minutes ago, Skömer said:

discord

mfw no discord *insert face of choice*

[kobold tinkerer]

4 minutes ago, Vitalie said:

Actually I created a club that I was going to invite you and a couple other people to, to talk pure development, i know you dont want to make stuff anymore but you know the files well and are still a big help, as for the other stuff yeah i can get on it, ive got a big patch on the way and i can add that stuff in with it

well that makes it three places to talk, it begins to feel thin, sort of stretched, if you know what i mean; like butter scraped over too much bread

[Vitalie]

12 minutes ago, kobold tinkerer said:

well that makes it three places to talk, it begins to feel thin, sort of stretched, if you know what i mean; like butter scraped over too much bread

im going to be honest with you, im probably not going to even look in this anymore. Think of the club as a discord server and the topic on the new post for discussion with the new people being introduced to the mod, new mod versions wont be posted in comments any more

Edited July 5 by Vitalie

[kobold tinkerer]

34 minutes ago, Vitalie said:

im going to be honest with you, im probably not going to even look in this anymore. Think of the club as a discord server and the topic on the new post for discussion with the new people being introduced to the mod, new mod versions wont be posted in comments any more

im gonna be honest too then, i dont see what problem club solves, better would be to leave all talking here and close comments under mod download. now i have to check this thread, comments, and who knows how many threads/comments in the club

[Vitalie]

11 minutes ago, kobold tinkerer said:

im gonna be honest too then, i dont see what problem club solves, better would be to leave all talking here and close comments under mod download. now i have to check this thread, comments, and who knows how many threads/comments in the club

well I cant close comments under the new mods download because thats where the new people comment, if anything this thread is the one we should ignore, and the club just keeps clutter out of the new mods comments, a place where we can post dev builds ands ask discuss development without having 10 other comments in between each others discussion, like you should check the club because im trying to ask you questions

Edited July 5 by Vitalie

[Seberious]

On 7/5/2026 at 6:12 PM, kobold tinkerer said:

no idea

Well, shit. Things will definitely get harder.

[Seberious]

On 7/5/2026 at 4:52 PM, Vitalie said:

I BIT THE BULLET NEW MOD THAT I WILL ACTUALLY UPDATE THE POST OF WHEN NEW CONTENT MADE FOR IT

I will add a section for active developers, if you are currently making something for the mod say something and I will add your name to the project
No longer will people have to dredge through the 20+ pages of comments to find new versions of the mod!

Well, you can add me as well, though I'm not sure when I begin modding it again (I currently more playtest stuff). Also credit Pawarfull and Timerz, Pawarfull gived new sprites and kobold cave (+bug fixes) and Timerz gived code/advice/solution and he probably return here too one day.

Edit: Oh, you already did, nevermind then.

Edit 2: Oh god, I forgot lilbunbyun, damn my pumpkin head, thanks to them we have sprite of statue kobold and ghost kobold too

Edited July 6 by Seberious

[lilbunbyun]

Wow, so many change here !

i wasn't here for like less than 2month (Sometimes I would look at what was being said in this thread) and now, so many change !

So glad you didn't give up on the project you all (even if there has been some drama it seems for some time) ! 😊

[kobold tinkerer]

latest version of the mod is here https://www.loverslab.com/files/file/49830-lewd-noita-redux/

 

discussion is here https://www.loverslab.com/topic/268011-mod-lewd-noita-redux/

 

dont ask questions in this thread, devs dont read it

 

ignore attached files, this is my own version of the mod for my personal use, i upload it here for backup

 

lewd_noita_28_jul_2026.zip noita-fmod-project_28_jul_2026.zip

Edited 5 hours ago by kobold tinkerer

[Manuha011]

I have a question: who created the graphic showing the insect infestation? It’s a bit buggy for me—or rather, it isn't displaying correctly. Also, are there any plans for a zoomed-in view, like the POV mode in Starbound?