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Posted
3 minutes ago, donkeywho said:

BANNED! for even contemplating pulling that ass out of his hole on the Sabbath

BANNED! because I would like nothing more than to leave him in his hole but it would be unkind to let him suffer needlessly (although there are times it would make ME feel better).

Posted
3 minutes ago, Psalam said:

BANNED! because I would like nothing more than to leave him in his hole but it would be unkind to let him suffer needlessly (although there are times it would make ME feel better).

BANNED! for being such a Goody-Twoshoes that you would suppress your latent sadism in the face of such provocation.  Here's some encouragement to help you overcome your inhibitions ...

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o41A91X5pns&list=RDo41A91X5pns&start_radio=1&t=1

Posted
33 minutes ago, donkeywho said:
41 minutes ago, Psalam said:

BANNED! because I would like nothing more than to leave him in his hole but it would be unkind to let him suffer needlessly (although there are times it would make ME feel better).

BANNED! for being such a Goody-Twoshoes that you would suppress your latent sadism in the face of such provocation.  Here's some encouragement to help you overcome your inhibitions ...


B A N N E D — B O T H • O F • Y O U ! ! !

for speaking about my hole behind my back!

(wait … what?)

 

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speaking of holes…

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Posted
38 minutes ago, ZenBuddhist said:


B A N N E D — B O T H • O F • Y O U ! ! !

for speaking about my hole behind my back!

(wait … what?)

 

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speaking of holes…

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BANNED! obviously, for being a hot dog!

Posted
5 hours ago, Psalam said:

BANNED! obviously, for being a hot dog!

BANNED! for conveying a mental image of an anally fixated Buddha, with canine characteristics, running round in circles sniffing its own backdoor

 

:confounded:

Posted
14 hours ago, Psalam said:

BANNED! for coming to my office on the 19th with hemorrhoids!!!

> Banned for making me laugh.

2 hours ago, donkeywho said:

BANNED! for conveying a mental image of an anally fixated Buddha, with canine characteristics, running round in circles sniffing its own backdoor

 

:confounded:

> You are banned too for the same reason :)

Posted
7 minutes ago, EvalovesEP said:

Banned for making me laugh.

¡ ¡ ¡ U N • B A N N E D ! ! !

for banning the proper bannable peeps who are currently suffering from arse fixation!

Posted
6 hours ago, ZenBuddhist said:

¡ ¡ ¡ U N • B A N N E D ! ! !

for banning the proper bannable peeps who are currently suffering from arse fixation!

BANNED! for even a passing reference to Sigmund Fraud!

Posted
9 hours ago, Psalam said:

BANNED! for even a passing reference to Sigmund Fraud!

> Banned for relating S. Fraud with guy's arse problem ;)

Posted
17 minutes ago, EvalovesEP said:

> Banned for relating S. Fraud with guy's arse problem ;)

Banned for indicating knowledge about guy's arse problems without giving us any details. :classic_ohmy:

You are hiding something! :classic_wink:

Posted
1 hour ago, worik said:

Banned for indicating knowledge about guy's arse problems without giving us any details. :classic_ohmy:

You are hiding something! :classic_wink:

 

1 hour ago, EvalovesEP said:

> Banned for relating S. Fraud with guy's arse problem ;)

You are both BANNED! for making my head spin the way it does when I find myself in conversation with two women!

 

(What! Wait ..)

Posted
15 minutes ago, Psalam said:

You are both BANNED! for making my head spin the way it does when I find myself in conversation with two women!

 

(What! Wait ..)

¡ ¡ ¡ B A N N E D ! ! !

for confabulating with more than one woman at once — especially on Sundays, a well known Patriarchal and Sacred day — and remaining sane!

Posted
15 minutes ago, Psalam said:

You are both BANNED! for making my head spin the way it does when I find myself in conversation with two women!

!DENNAB

For being easily distracted and confused. :classic_tongue:

Spoiler

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Hey! Are you even listening? Where are you having your eyes?

Posted
28 minutes ago, worik said:

!DENNAB

For being easily distracted and confused. :classic_tongue:

  Reveal hidden contents

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Hey! Are you even listening? Where are you having your eyes?

BANNED! for errrr... ahhhh... wait, I had it ... hmmm ... I don't suppose you could get your nipples to quit staring at me, could you?

Posted
11 minutes ago, Psalam said:

I don't suppose you could get your nipples to quit staring at me, could you?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

¡ ¡ ¡ B A N N E D • O N C E • A G A I N ! ! !

for making me choke to death due to excessive laughing!

 

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but it was funny, mate; thanks for the much needed laugh!

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Posted
8 hours ago, worik said:

Banned for indicating knowledge about guy's arse problems without giving us any details. :classic_ohmy:

You are hiding something! :classic_wink:

> Banned for asking me about guys' arses ;)  You should ask them before they talked about it before my post. :)

7 hours ago, Psalam said:

 

You are both BANNED! for making my head spin the way it does when I find myself in conversation with two women!

 

(What! Wait ..)

> Banned for I don't know what other women you're talking about. As far I know, worik is a man, unless he is hiding it from me being afraid that I will try to seduce her :D:)

Posted
2 hours ago, EvalovesEP said:

> Banned for I don't know what other women you're talking about. As far I know, worik is a man, unless he is hiding it from me being afraid that I will try to seduce her :D:)

Banned for ignoring my profile, where I clearly state that a small worik is an it and has no gender at all or has all the genders that you prefer. :classic_tongue:

 

Posted
5 hours ago, EvalovesEP said:

> Banned for asking me about guys' arses ;)  You should ask them before they talked about it before my post. :)

> Banned for I don't know what other women you're talking about. As far I know, worik is a man, unless he is hiding it from me being afraid that I will try to seduce her :D:)

 

2 hours ago, worik said:

Banned for ignoring my profile, where I clearly state that a small worik is an it and has no gender at all or has all the genders that you prefer. :classic_tongue:

 

You are both BANNED! for making my head spin the way it does when I find myself in conversation with two women!

 

(What! Wait ..)

Posted
4 hours ago, Psalam said:

making my head spin the way it does when I find myself in conversation with two women!

     B A N N E D !                                                                                                                       

.. for using women as an excuse when your head is spinnig.

 

Especially when the truth COULD be close to ...

Spoiler

... an evening in Ivarstead

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... and a keg of bootlegged Black-Briar-Special 4E 201 vintage

Posted
11 minutes ago, worik said:

     B A N N E D !                                                                                                                       

.. for using women as an excuse when your head is spinnig.

 

Especially when the truth COULD be close to ...

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... an evening in Ivarstead

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... and a keg of bootlegged Black-Briar-Special 4E 201 vintage

BANNED! for suggesting that women aren't the cause of men's heads spinning:

Spoiler

Image result for women spinning a man image

 

Posted
2 hours ago, Psalam said:

BANNED! for suggesting that women aren't the cause of men's heads spinning:

 

B A N N E D ! ! !

for unfairness: no gent would ever make use of such unbeatable argument!

Posted
7 minutes ago, ZenBuddhist said:

 

B A N N E D ! ! !

for unfairness: no gent would ever make use of such unbeatable argument!

BANNED! for assuming I'm a gentleman. After all, Playboy magazine defines a gentleman as a "man who puts his weight on his elbows."

Posted
8 hours ago, Psalam said:

BANNED! for assuming I'm a gentleman. After all, Playboy magazine defines a gentleman as a "man who puts his weight on his elbows."

> Banned for disappointing me. I was assured you are gentleman ;)

Posted
8 hours ago, EvalovesEP said:

> Banned for disappointing me. I was assured you are gentleman ;)

BANNED! for inferring that my chastisement for assuming that I wasn't a gentleman was implying that I was not one. (Apologies to non-native English speakers. It was meant to be a twisted sentence).

Posted
27 minutes ago, Psalam said:

BANNED! for inferring that my chastisement for assuming that I wasn't a gentleman was implying that I was not one. (Apologies to non-native English speakers. It was meant to be a twisted sentence).

B A N N E D ! ! !

for using an outdated vocable — Chastisement (severe reprimand) — in such twisted sentence, hence making the debauched even more debased

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