Corrupt A Wish

[Guest]

Granted we will wait till they own up

 

I wish it were soon

[Fienyx]

Granted, found them in martian locker, hiding as payback for crashing of the spaceship.

 

I wish the martian would just use that self reshaping metal like from roswell.

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, but the metal becomes self-aware and turns into a T-1000

 

I wish people would not snoop in my lockers!

[Guest]

Denied the rabbit is an infiltration expert

 

I wish the martian would leave the stockroom keys alone

[Laura]

Denied, he's still mad at you.

 

I wish i could tie people up with my mind.

[Guest]

Granted but it don't affect comrades

 

I wish I could juggle

[Laura]

Granted, but you'll have to practice or wish for your clumsyness to go away.

 

I wish my skyrim was stable.

[Guest]

Denied its a Bethesda game

 

I wish I were famous

[Laura]

Granted, you are now known because you crashed a spaceship.

 

I wish i could type with cold hands.

[Guest]

Granted but slowly

 

I wish Lokomootje would warm his hands up

[Laura]

Granted, i can now post that i'm going to sleep.

 

I wish i could shoot fire from my hands.

[Guest]

Denied you'd set yourself on fire

 

I wish I had an idea

[Laura]

Granted, you founf out where your keys are.

 

I wish i had eagle vision.

[Guest]

Granted but it's from an eagle with poor vision

 

I wish I had some drinking chocolate

[Laura]

Granted, but you'll have to made it first.

 

I wish i had some cake right now.

[Guest]

Granted but you don't like it

 

I wish I was handsome

[Laura]

Granted, everyone is handsome is their own way.

 

I wish i was a better dancer.

[Guest]

Granted you can now do a great solo dance

 

I wish I didnt have to sleep

[Laura]

Granted, but you lose the ability to have awesome dreams.

 

I wish i could speak italian.

[Guest]

Granted but everyone else can no longer speak it

 

I wish I had a paper airplane

[Laura]

Granted, but you get a papercut while folding.

 

I wish i could make real airplanes.

[Guest]

Granted but you cant fly them

 

I wish I could swim

[Laura]

Granted, you learn how to swim. (can you really not swim?)

 

I wish i could fly a helicopter.

[Guest]

(nope I never learnt)

 

Granted, badly.

 

I wish I could make something legal

[Laura]

Granted, but you can only make throwing pies at people legal.

 

I wish i could make things illegal.