Good News, Bad News

[Guest]

Bad news: They're dead penguins

[Commander Drag Queen]

Good news: They're soaked in oil! The combination of oil and penguin flubber is enough to invent a new method of fueling vehicles.

[Guest]

Bad news: It costs $3 billion a barrel.

[Guest]

Good news: We can keep printing money until candy bars become worth $3000000000

[HyperonicX]

Bad news: While I have less then 24 hours to wait, it's the waiting that's killing me! I'm only running on one heart at the moment!

[Guest]

Good news: Patience is a virtue.

[HyperonicX]

Bad news: I HAVE NO PATIENTS!!! They keep dying on me!

[Guest]

Good news: You die for attempting that joke.

[HyperonicX]

Bad news: I'm sick of being stuck with the bad news!

[Guest]

Good news: I don't have bad news!

[formel]

Baad News: That will change soon.

[Commander Drag Queen]

Good News: It won't be too bad of news

[Guest]

Bad news: Yes it will be.

[Commander Drag Queen]

Good News: It could be worse

[HyperonicX]

Bad news: And once again, I get bad news... but that's not the bad news here. I had a bad night's sleep, and this is WAY worse then I've ever had it! I may have had about 2-3 hours sleep or something. I can't keep track of what I sleep

 

On the plus side, today's finally Tuesday. Now I've got to wait until around 8am to go get it! (I'm going as early as I can, but late enough for them to open their doors and prepare, etc.)

[Commander Drag Queen]

Good News: The head museum tour is free on Tuesdays.

[Guest]

Bad news: They're closed for renovation.

[HyperonicX]

Good news: I had a great day today! First, I got my 3DS XL, then later I got some of what I've had kept inside me released. (I went to a psychiatrist.)

 

All in all, great day!

[nonusnomeni]

bad news psychiatrist was left you walk away

[formel]

Good News: He will realise his mistake and start an attempt to correct that

[Commander Drag Queen]

Bad News: He'll realize this on his 1h-lunch break. He won't fix his mistake until at least ten minutes after lunch ends.

[HyperonicX]

Good news: I came up with a new word on Monday. Iquuuq! I don't have a meaning for it yet, but I'm thinking of one! XD!

[Guest]

Bad news: Iquuuq was already trademarked by Apple.Their lawyers will be contacting you shortly; settlement is estimated to be in the hundreds of millions.

[formel]

Good News: There is a horse it is not yours, there stands a horse it is mine. There stands another horse it is also not yours, because you have none. 700 horses and meadow blossoms, I am proud of my stud farm.

[Guest airdance]

Bad News: you are tried of studding you own horses