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Good news:  No Oompa Loompas were harmed in the making of this film.

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Good news: The cats were, as they ate the Oompa Loompas

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Good news: The world won't end before Tuesday.

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Good news: Tuesday doesn't exist anymore, it's now called Caturday.

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Bad news: I'm allergic to cats, so Caturday is the day I'm hiding under my blankets and pillows and playing Skyrim until I have to go outside for my appointments!

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Bad news: It will be replaced with Crab People Day, which is worse.

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Bad news: The Nude Beach Planet now only has one inhabitant, Zoidberg.

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Good news: Morgan Freeman narrated you being fired by Morgan Freeman.

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