Good News, Bad News

[Veta]

Good new it only needs to be charged .

[Guest]

Bad news: By charged he really meant "tossed out of a 30-story window"

[HyperonicX]

Good new it only needs to be charged .

Unfortunately, that's not the case. I keep it charged all the time, so it's fine in that regard. It's the top screen that's buggered. And what's worse is that it cannot be repaired.

 

OT: Good news, though. I'm working on getting a replacement 3DS. AND even better, is that while it is almost useless, I can still do a system transfer, due to my discovery of still being able to turn it on if I keep the top screen at a certain angle. Can't really play any games on it, but at least I can transfer my ambadassdor status to the new console!

[Guest]

Bad news: Your DS sets you on fire while you do that.

[Guest 000]

Good news: He gets only first degree burn.

[Guest]

Bad news: He gets a million of them, making it infinitely more painful.

[Guest 000]

Good news: He has Sufenta injection in his pocket.

[Guest]

Bad news: It was switched with a syringe full of hot sauce.

[HyperonicX]

Good news: I'm gonna trade in some games to make some cash so I pay less for the new 3DS!

[Guest]

Bad news: You'll only get .00001% of the game's trade-in value. 

[formel]

Good News: England is now a theocracy.

[Guest]

Bad news: It was taken over by the Australians as revenge.

[HyperonicX]

Good news: While I might be a former space pirate on the internet, in real life, I AM an Australian! So we have now conquered England! Excellent!

My next goal... to conquer Switzerland and take over the chocolate making industries!

[Guest]

Bad news: It was the dingoes that took over England. And they gained access to plasma rifles. So hope you enjoy your dingo overlords.

[HyperonicX]

Good news: The Dingoes went extinct after setting foot in England!

[Guest]

Bad news: They were replaced by the Coalition of Koalas, Kangaroos, Kookaburras and Wallabies with Shrimp on the Barbie in the back of the Subaru with Crocodile Dundee and Outback Steakhouse. Mate.

[HyperonicX]

Good news: I have no idea what those delicious animals are, and why they are festering inside my stomach!

[Guest]

Bad news: Your'e actually festering inside their stomach.

 

[HyperonicX]

Good news: Put a 3DS XL on lay buy yesterday, and got $45 trade in, which I used for said lay buy. Only 4 weeks left and I can pay it all off!

[Guest]

Bad news: The truck that was carrying your 3DS was blown up during an alien invasion as well as Nintendo's manufacturing plants.

[HyperonicX]

Good news: They already had some in stores BEFORE the alien invasion, so I still got it! Nah nya nya!

[Guest]

Bad news: The aliens blew up the stores before you got it. 

[HyperonicX]

Good news: Have TARDIS, will travel back in time!

[Guest]

Bad news: That's just a regular booth, not a TARDIS

[formel]

Good News: We all agree it's better when he not messes around with the time line.