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Bad news:

 

Zoidberg: MY HOME! IT BURNED DOWN! *cries* How did this happen?

 

Hermes: That's a very good question...

 

Bender: So that's where I left my cigar.

 

Hermes: THAT JUST RAISES FURTHER QUESTIONS!

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Good news: none of that will matter when the aliens from Omicron Persei 8 enslave us.

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Bad news: It's the cheap, terrible tuna

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Bad news: Nope, because aliens have been secretly eliminating the tuna supply. I should know, I sold them the lasers.

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Great news, everyone! You'll be delivering a package to Chapek 9, a world where humans are killed on sight!

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