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Bad news: Because you look like a giant bug, a giant bird just ate you.

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Good news: A unicorn just passed my window, even though I live on the second floor. 

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Good news: All unicorns are horny by definition.

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Bad news: This is why bronies exist. 

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Good news: Bronies don't have a trademark nor a copyright on unicorns.

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Good news: They never will because Apple might do it first.

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Bad news: This being the internet, I am now have to throw the obligatory insult because of your declaration. You smell like farts. There, I did my part.

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Bad news: Bronies are a dying race. 

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Bad news: You still smell like farts.

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Good news: Been dead for 20 years now.

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Bad news: Only if you hate DEMOCRACY!!!.

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Bad news: Democracy is bad. Catmocracy is good. 

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Good news: Catmocracy doesn't work because of Aristocatic upper class.

 

 

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Good news: Won't matter because our insect overlords will soon take over. Followed by Omicron Persei 8.

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