Good News, Bad News

[Stratovarius]

Good new is, he's been out of jail for a year and on the straight and narrow!

[woodenstick]

Bad news is, he was made someone's bitch in prison

[Guest]

Good news, he dealt with that guy in their sleep.

[Stratovarius]

Bad new is, the raccoon has lots of vengeful friends and their all headed for your house!

[nonusnomeni]

good news he have no house

[Myst42]

Bad news, them raccoons dont care..

[nonusnomeni]

good news he "gota himself a shotgun"   

[Stratovarius]

Bad news is, he forgot shotgun shells!

[formel]

Good News: That will make the matter less bloody.

[Guest]

Bad news: Left the paper towels at home.

[Stratovarius]

Good news, paper towels weren't needed since there wasn't any shotgun shells!

[Guest]

Bad news: he had to use a rusty wooden spoon, which is far more messy.

[Stratovarius]

Good new is, wood doesn't rust, and the raccoons just want to help take out your trash!

[Guest]

Bad news: You obviously haven't murdered someone with a rusty wooden spoon, and the raccoons just stole a bike.

[Stratovarius]

Good news is, I find shotguns much more effective! And the raccoons stole the bike to stop a kidnapper who kidnapped a little girl! 

[Guest]

Bad news: The kidnapper was one of the raccoons they were conspiring with. And now the raccoons have stolen a car and are making a run for the border. They also destroyed 250 police cars with their RPGs as well. No one is sure of the death toll, but estimates are in the hundreds of millions.

[Stratovarius]

Good news is, you hear music playing in the sky and suddenly rain floods the earth and you wake up from your dream, safe and sound and no raccoons!

[Guest]

Bad news: That was just a dream as well. (This would be the part where I'd put in that BWAAAH from Inception, but I can't currently)

[Stratovarius]

Good news is, you awaken from a dream within a dream, within a dream! 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cXQqWawnl0

[Guest]

Bad news: It turns out I'm actually in limbo. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Stratovarius]

Good new is, David Hasselhoff 

wants to dance!

[HyperonicX]

Bad news: I'm trying to learn a powerful new technique, but I need to talk to the one who mastered the technique, but he's not in Termina!

[formel]

Good News: He will never learn those techniques.

[Guest]

Bad news: There's an app for that now

[Guest 000]

Good News: it's only 5min time limited trial app