Stratovarius Posted July 19, 2013 Posted July 19, 2013 Good new is, he's been out of jail for a year and on the straight and narrow!
woodenstick Posted July 20, 2013 Posted July 20, 2013 Bad news is, he was made someone's bitch in prison
Stratovarius Posted July 20, 2013 Author Posted July 20, 2013 Bad new is, the raccoon has lots of vengeful friends and their all headed for your house!
Stratovarius Posted July 20, 2013 Author Posted July 20, 2013 Good news, paper towels weren't needed since there wasn't any shotgun shells!
Guest Posted July 21, 2013 Posted July 21, 2013 Bad news: he had to use a rusty wooden spoon, which is far more messy.
Stratovarius Posted July 21, 2013 Author Posted July 21, 2013 Good new is, wood doesn't rust, and the raccoons just want to help take out your trash!
Guest Posted July 21, 2013 Posted July 21, 2013 Bad news: You obviously haven't murdered someone with a rusty wooden spoon, and the raccoons just stole a bike.
Stratovarius Posted July 21, 2013 Author Posted July 21, 2013 Good news is, I find shotguns much more effective! And the raccoons stole the bike to stop a kidnapper who kidnapped a little girl!Â
Guest Posted July 21, 2013 Posted July 21, 2013 Bad news: The kidnapper was one of the raccoons they were conspiring with. And now the raccoons have stolen a car and are making a run for the border. They also destroyed 250 police cars with their RPGs as well. No one is sure of the death toll, but estimates are in the hundreds of millions.
Stratovarius Posted July 21, 2013 Author Posted July 21, 2013 Good news is, you hear music playing in the sky and suddenly rain floods the earth and you wake up from your dream, safe and sound and no raccoons!
Guest Posted July 21, 2013 Posted July 21, 2013 Bad news: That was just a dream as well. (This would be the part where I'd put in that BWAAAH from Inception, but I can't currently)
Stratovarius Posted July 21, 2013 Author Posted July 21, 2013 Good news is, you awaken from a dream within a dream, within a dream!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cXQqWawnl0
Guest Posted July 21, 2013 Posted July 21, 2013 Bad news: It turns out I'm actually in limbo.       Â
Stratovarius Posted July 21, 2013 Author Posted July 21, 2013 Good new is, David Hasselhoff wants to dance!
HyperonicX Posted July 21, 2013 Posted July 21, 2013 Bad news: I'm trying to learn a powerful new technique, but I need to talk to the one who mastered the technique, but he's not in Termina!
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