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Bad news: You fell into a bucket of blue paint that isn't coming out

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Good news: There will eventually be less mouths to feed.

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Good news: I killed him, so he can't embarrass me.

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Good news: Been there. Decent place, not my cup of tea. Mind you, I don't like tea. Got caught in an incident that involved massive corruption, murders and my execution. Luckily, using my intelligence and a team of Time Police, we managed to solve the problem, save the planet, move the mutants to a new planet, and then we partied.

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Bad news: That was actually ʜɘl'yЯ you went to, the alternate universe equivalent. 

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