HyperonicX Posted July 25, 2013 Author Posted July 25, 2013 You kids today and your vegetables! Back in my day we called them ground fruits cause they grew in the ground! And we had to plow the fields with our spoons, which we called food picker-uppers in our day! Now where did I park my car?
nonusnomeni Posted July 25, 2013 Posted July 25, 2013 on the dark side of the moon should i start running with scissors?
Guest Posted July 25, 2013 Posted July 25, 2013 Yes, it's good for you. Need an incredibly sharp pair to run with?
Thulas Posted July 25, 2013 Posted July 25, 2013 Sharp sounds good. I take it, what ever it is. What are you looking at?
Thulas Posted July 25, 2013 Posted July 25, 2013 Because give me the god damn sharp thingy already. Ain't that why?
Guest Posted July 25, 2013 Posted July 25, 2013 Not sure why you'd need a pair of safety scissors, but ok. What would you want with the safety scissors?
HyperonicX Posted July 25, 2013 Author Posted July 25, 2013 on the dark side of the moon should i start running with scissors? Not sure why you'd need a pair of safety scissors, but ok. What would you want with the safety scissors? I want to run with them! Where are my prunes? PRUNES?
Sun Shang Xiang Posted July 25, 2013 Posted July 25, 2013 So that I can cut off my fingers. Why wouldn't you want those scissors?
sen4mi Posted July 25, 2013 Posted July 25, 2013 So that I can cut off my fingers. Why wouldn't you want those scissors? Because I want you to have them. What the fuck?
Sun Shang Xiang Posted July 25, 2013 Posted July 25, 2013 Why not rape instead? Why wouldn't someone like being raped?
formel Posted July 25, 2013 Posted July 25, 2013 For almost the same reasons you don't want to get murdered. Where is the mighty almanac of stupid questions?
Guest Posted July 25, 2013 Posted July 25, 2013 Check in your bookshelf. What's that thing by the thing and the whatsit?
HyperonicX Posted July 25, 2013 Author Posted July 25, 2013 HEY YOU KIDS! GET OFF THE LAWN!!! Wait, are we still doing the old person bit?
Guest Posted July 25, 2013 Posted July 25, 2013 No, only you. I was just being incredibly vague with my question. Why can't I come up with another stupid question?
HyperonicX Posted July 25, 2013 Author Posted July 25, 2013 Because you're just a head in a jar! When do you think I'll go into a chrysalis state? Ooh, speak of the devil... *curls up and hardens*
Guest airdance Posted July 25, 2013 Posted July 25, 2013 But you said you wanted me in the worst way!!! Should we be doing this?
Guest Posted July 25, 2013 Posted July 25, 2013 Nothing wrong with a game of Connect Four. Not sure why you think there would be. What is this I don't even?
formel Posted July 26, 2013 Posted July 26, 2013 Only served on ice, shaken not stirred. What are you waiting for?
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