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What's your real-life superpower?


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My super power.is to be exactly like this:

I'm a modern man, A man for the millennium, Digital and smoke free. A diversified multicultural postmodern deconstructionist, Politically anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I've been uplinked and downloaded. I've been inputted and outsourced. I know the upside of downsizing. I know the downside of upgrading. I'm a high tech lowlife. A cutting edge state-of-the-art bicoastal multitasker, And I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond. I'm new wave but I'm old school, And my inner child is outward bound. I'm a hot wired heat seeking warm hearted cool customer, Voice activated and biodegradable. I interface from a database, And my database is in cyberspace, So I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive, And from time-to-time, I'm radioactive. Behind the eight ball, Ahead of the curve, Riding the wave, Dodging a bullet, Pushing the envelope. I'm on point, On task, On message, And off drugs. I got no need for coke and speed, I got no urge to binge and purge. I'm in the moment, On the edge, Over the top, But under the radar. A high concept, Low profile, Medium range ballistic missionary. A street-wise smart bomb. A top gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps, I run victory laps. I'm a totally ongoing bigfoot slam dunk rainmaker with a proactive outreach. A raging workaholic. A working ragaholic. Out of rehab, And in denial. I got a personal trainer, A personal shopper, A personal assistant, And a personal agenda. You can't shut me up, You can't dumb me down. 'Cause I'm tireless, And I'm wireless. I'm an alpha male on beta blockers. I'm a non-believer and an over-achiever. Laid back but fashion forward. Up front, Down home, Low rent, High maintenance. Super size, Long lasting, High definition, Fast acting, Oven ready, And built to last. I'm a hands on, Foot loose, Knee jerk, Head case. Prematurely post traumatic, And I have a love child who sends me hate mail. But I'm feeling, I'm caring, I'm healing, I'm sharing. A supportive bonding nurturing primary care giver. My output is down, But my income is up. I take a short position on the long bond, And my revenue stream has its own cash flow. I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds, I watch trash sports. I'm gender specific, Capital intensive, User friendly, And lactose intolerant. I like rough sex. I like rough sex. I like tough love. I use the f word in my email, And the software on my hard drive is hard core, no soft porn. I bought a microwave at a mini mall. I bought a mini van in a mega store. I eat fast food in the slow lane. I'm toll free, Bite sized, Ready to wear, And I come in all sizes. A fully equipped, Factory authorized, Hospital tested, Clinically proven, Scientifically formulated medical miracle. I've been pre-washed, Pre-cooked, Pre-heated, Pre-screened, Pre-approved, Pre-packaged, Post-dated, Freeze-dried, Double-wrapped, Vacuum-packed, And I have an unlimited broadband capacity. I'm a rude dude, But I'm the real deal. Lean and mean. Cocked, locked and ready to rock. Rough tough and hard to bluff. I take it slow. I go with the flow. I ride with the tide. I got glide in my stride. Drivin' and movin', Sailin' and spinnin', Jivin' and groovin', Wailin' and winnin'. I don't snooze, So I don't lose. I keep the pedal to the metal, And the rubber on the road. I party hearty, And lunch time is crunch time. I'm hanging in, There ain't no doubt. And I'm hanging tough, Over and out.

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I guess mine would be proving doubters wrong. Most people look at me and see a skinny, and weak pacifist that's easy to push around. Its often funny to see the look on their faces when they see me lifting things that they ask for help with, stepping back when they see my temper start to rise, and stand there looking dumbfounded when I take a stand on my beliefs or step up to someone bullying around others.

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I'm pretty good at recognizing when a student is lying to me. I don't know if that's from my years of experience working with children, or just that kids make shit liars. The looks they give me when I give them my teacher face is priceless, though. Like, "How did you know?!" Because I'm just that good.

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My superpower: i have a photo memory, everything i see with my eyes usualy ends up as an archive in my brain, thats why i love to watch photos with pretty ladies. :blush:

 

 

Photographic Memory? That's something I wish I could have. Unfortunately I have a slight case of STM Loss due to a closed head injury from an auto-accident.

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Like Cozy, I'm also quite empathic, though maybe not to the level of telepathy lol. I also have a really good internal clock, and can generally keep track of time to the minute.

 

I know it sounds weird, but when I'm really feeling someone when they are usually spilling their heart out I can occasionally finish their sentences and just kinda know exactly what they are thinking, and what exactly to expect. Don't know how to explain it... I've had people say it's creepy when that kinda stuff occasionally happens, when I am like so wildly dead on with my accuracy. The down side is I also feel the emotions involved with the thought, which can really take a toll on me when it comes to like something traumatic.

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Yeah, I tend to do that a lot too, though I'm usually pretty good at keeping their own emotions separate from my own. Its all about subtlety, the minute changes in ordinary facial expressions, tone of voice, which sounds obvious but many people miss... "vibe" among many other esoteric aspects of perception. A good side effect of this is that I can usually tell when people are lying, which is useful. 

 

The downside comes when you expect people to show the same kind of emotional empathy towards you as you do towards them lol

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My main super power is I have McGyver like powers to get anything mechanical, electrical or software functional again if it's actually possible, I also just know that it's fixable or not, sometimes it takes some time and usually it breaks some rules or doesn't look right, it may just be a fix restoring minimal functionality but often it's more robust than before it broke. My flip side is I'm also good at breaking things that were working fine if I fiddle with them or open them to see how they work :)

 

My secondary power is if I remain visible in any shop for more than 5 minutes I attract walking by customers, I sit down in a mates shop at anytime it's normally quiet and people just start coming in, We've had people who don't smoke come into a mates tobacconist shop and not know what they came in for because they don't smoke. But if I attempt to aid my ffriends by serving a customer it stops like a tap :)

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