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Everybody knows "Rule 34".

  "If it exists, there is porn of it. If there isn't, there will be."

 

Now, rule 34.1 should be:

   "If a porn mod for a any game is not yet done, it will be done and available on LoversLab for free. And probably it is already here."

 

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LL Mod for Donkey Kong.

 

Jump up and grab the hammer!

OMG that isn't the hammer!!! 

Let it go, let it go!!!

 

Oh god that sound!!!

I guess that is why they call him Donkey eh? ?

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http://rulesoftheinternet.com/

 

34. There is porn of it, no exceptions.

34.2. There are ponies of it, no exceptions.

34.3. If it exists, there's an app for it.

34.4. If it exists, there is a YouTube of it.

34.4x2. If it exists, there is a Lego of it.

34.5. If it isn't in Minecraft, there is a crafting idea video of it.

34.6. If it exists, there is a parody of it on YouTube.

34.7. If it exists, there is a Pokemon based on it.

34.8. There is dubstep of it, no exceptions.

34.34. Everything IRL is on the internet.

34.99. There is a mario paint composer version of it.

Posted
2 hours ago, Corsayr said:

LL Mod for Donkey Kong.

 

Jump up and grab the hammer!

OMG that isn't the hammer!!! 

Let it go, let it go!!!

 

Oh god that sound!!!

I guess that is why they call him Donkey eh? ?

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Posted
16 hours ago, Slorm said:

Even harder for Colossal Cave or the original Zork, have to use ascii graphics :D

I actually made that a couple of years ago.. well sort of. A 'virtual date' machine where you can have virtual 'dates' with this RPG. She (or he depending on settings) will give you detailed instructions guiding to an orgasm. I liked making it a whole more than actually using it. I think I did it twice and admittedly.. it was a whole lot of fun.. it's just too much work tho.. :P

 

The guiding principle is kind of like rockband, only you needed to masturbate in the rhythm. It has a level/date editor and is basically a complete RPG engine (without the battle stuff).

 

Perhaps one day.. when I'm done with all my mods for Fallout I'll pick up development on this to make a public release, as a proper RPG engine. Players would need a proper text-to-speech voice, or game developers can have the option of exporting all text to WAVs as well. Actually.. this thing.. it's 99% complete...

Posted
5 hours ago, Reginald_001 said:

I actually made that a couple of years ago.. well sort of. A 'virtual date' machine where you can have virtual 'dates' with this RPG. She (or he depending on settings) will give you detailed instructions guiding to an orgasm. I liked making it a whole more than actually using it. I think I did it twice and admittedly.. it was a whole lot of fun.. it's just too much work tho.. :P

 

The guiding principle is kind of like rockband, only you needed to masturbate in the rhythm. It has a level/date editor and is basically a complete RPG engine (without the battle stuff).

 

Perhaps one day.. when I'm done with all my mods for Fallout I'll pick up development on this to make a public release, as a proper RPG engine. Players would need a proper text-to-speech voice, or game developers can have the option of exporting all text to WAVs as well. Actually.. this thing.. it's 99% complete...

Sims 4 voices are tons better than the made-up text-to-speech porno voices in skyrim ("I want you to fuc...my...Pussy!!" with "pussy" sounding like an LP record on 45)

Nevermind, I'm only mumbling.

They've even got porno music. Skyrim's battle-hymn doesn't really fit (But I hate repetitive-porno music anyway, whatever turd invented it, may they rot)

My favorite is the sweet-talk while making your sexual victim do something they'd rather not.

(but I can't spell it)

"O, Nubu [slurt-splurt]"

"(boo hoo)"

I think game porno has to get you hot, or what's the fucking point, and they've done great mods in sims 4, there oughtta be a monument or something to them.

Giant taco, something.

Sorry, I drifted..."Rhythm", yes...well we can't have everything.

 

Posted
16 hours ago, Corsayr said:

LL Mod for Donkey Kong.

 

Jump up and grab the hammer!

OMG that isn't the hammer!!! 

Let it go, let it go!!!

 

Oh god that sound!!!

I guess that is why they call him Donkey eh? ?

:classic_laugh:

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Posted
17 hours ago, FauxFurry said:

 

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Posted
On 7/2/2019 at 5:03 AM, MadMansGun said:

:naughty:

 

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This reminded of Frak on the BBC micro:

 

There was a kind of Proto mod for it on my school computers called "Fuck" where the character had a big cock and shouted "fuck" instead of "frak" when he died. Just thought I'd mention it.

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Posted
7 hours ago, D3nt0n said:

This reminded of Frak on the BBC micro:

 

There was a kind of Proto mod for it on my school computers called "Fuck" where the character had a big cock and shouted "fuck" instead of "frak" when he died. Just thought I'd mention it.

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Umm reminded me more of Chucky Egg

 

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