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Posted
3 minutes ago, donttouchmethere said:

Google map(s)

(I really wanted to do googleplex but that is against the rules, so)

 

map maker

Posted
2 hours ago, Psalam said:

(Even though this is LL, or maybe BECAUSE this is LL):

 

Mothe F****r

Moth Formicophilia

 

As inspired by Nicholas Monsarrat, RN Lt Commander, who wrote 'The Cruel Sea', qv

 

http://www.worldhistory.biz/download567/FreedomsBattle01-TheWaratSea1939-1945.pdf

 

'In my capacity as Senior Medical Officer (acting, unpaid) I once had occasion to send a chit to naval sick quarters to accompany 'So and So, Stoker Ist Class, who is believed to be suffering from the complaint commonly known as crabs'. The answer came back in due course, signed by a surgeon lieutenant RNVR: 'I confirm your diagnosis, and add that your stoker is also suffering from the complaint commonly known as the Itch (scabies). For your future reference, crabs, by the way, are called "Pediculosis Pubis",or,Little Pattering Feet on the Private Parts'.

 

I should like to meet that man.'

 

 

 

 

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