First 3 crashes

After 7th crash

After 14th crash

After 34th crash

(30 minutes later, Eastmarch Hotsprings)

Sylvia: Whoa.

Fiona: Its as big as what i read.

Seline: Come on guys, quick staring, its not that big a deal.
Sylvia: Says the woman with a two and a half foot long dick.

Fiona: What happened to cause that to grow out.
Seline: nothing.

Seline: me and my sisters were just born with it, not that big a deal to us.

Sylvia: Can you even put that in someone.

Seline: Heheh, of course i can, i've fucked Aria with it quite a few times.

Seline: Wanna take a ride on it yourself.
Sylvia: Whoa i um.

Sylvia: That's a little too big th-

Fiona: of course she would.
Sylvia: Huh!?

Fiona: After all she can take a giants cock, i'm pretty sure she could take yours too.
Sylvia: What i.

Sylvia: Shut up, you did too, how about you fuck her.
Fiona: Actually i didn't, and i'm way too small, so how about it Seline, want her.

Seline: Oh i'll be glad to fuck her.
Sylvia: No no.

Sylvia: No one is fucking my pussy with that.
Seline: No one said anything about vaginal sex.
*sound of Fiona rising from the water*

Sylvia: Anal! Fuck that, my a-
*sound of spell activating*

Sylvia: Aaahh!!!

Sylvia: W-What! What did you just do!
Seline: Fiona, what was that?
Fiona: oh nothing.

Fiona: Just something to make her more agreeable with Anal.

Sylvia: I told you i'm not go-

Sylvia: Mmmmm!!!

Sylvia: MMM!!!

*Sylvia weakly trying to push Fiona off*

Seline: Oh, this is quite a sight.

Sylvia: F-Fion-ahh, st-stop.

Sylvia: Mmmm!!!

Seline: She almost ready.

Fiona: A few more seconds.
Sylvia: Ahhh!

Syliva: No, not there!!!

Sylvia: Ahhh!!!

Sylvia: Stoooop Fion-Ahh.

Sylvia: Mmmmm.

Sylvia: Ahhh, stop!

Sylvia: Fuck, MMmmmm.

Fiona: Hehe.

Fiona: That should do it.
*Sylvia panting loudly*

Fiona: Okay Seline.

Fiona: She's all yours.
Sylvia: Ahhh, fuck.
*Sylvia fingering herself*

Fiona: Nice and ready.
*Sound of Fingers going in and out*

Seline: you sure she's ready.

Fiona: Oh trust me.
Sylvia: Ah, ah.

Fiona: She's more than ready.
Sylvia: Fuck, i need to cum.
Selina: Okay then.

Sylvia: Ah...w-wait.

Seline: Don't worry Sylvia.

Seline: I'll be gentle.
Sylvia: AHAHHHH, FUCK!!!

Sylvia: Ahhh!!

Sylvia: Holy shit!

Sylvia: Mmmm
Fiona: Looks like your enjoying yourself.

Sylvia: Sh-Ahh.
Seline: She's really tight

Seline: But her ass feels so good.
Sylvia: AHHH
Fiona: Heh heh.

Fiona: well i'm not gonna intrude on your fun so.

Fiona: I'm gonna look at this old warrior.
Seline: Have*pant*fun
Sylvia: Gods Yes!!!

*background* Sylvia: Ahhh
Fiona: Hmmm.

Fiona: Doesn't look like steel or nordic.
*background* Sylvia: Mmmmm!

Sylvia: AHHH, HARDER!!!
Seline: As you wish.
*background* Fiona: Not even Ebony.

Fiona: Maybe some kind of daedric armor.
*background* Sylvia: AHHH.

Sylvia: YES YES YES!!!

Sylvia: FUCK ME!!!!

*background* Sylvia: AHHH!!!
Fiona: And these swords.

*background* Sylvia: Fuuuck!!!
Fiona: Even of the Midas spells i've only seen a few with wind based magic.

Seline: This feel better.
Sylvia: Ahhh!!!

Sylvia: Fuck yes!!!

Sylvia: It fells great!!!

Sylvia: Destroy my ass you muscular bitch.
Seline: As you wish!

*background* Sylvia: AAAHHH!!!
Fiona: the armor....seems like it has embedded enchantments.

*background* Sylvia: FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!
Fiona: Almost like a daedric Artifact.

Fiona: Hmmm...i don't know enough about armor to figure this out on my own.
*background* Sylvia: YEEEES

Fiona: But i know who does.
*background* Sylvia: AAAHHH!!!

Sylvia: I'm gonna cum, fuck me Seline, FUCK ME!!!

Sylvia: Fuck the shit out of me!!!

Sylvia: AAhhhh!!!

Fiona: its been fun you two but i gotta go.
Seline: Already Huh?
Sylvia: AAHHH!!

Seline: You sure you don't want to join.
Fiona: No, i can't fit that.

Fiona: In any case the next Inn or any building door you pass through should teleport you back home because this guy is dead.
Seline: Okay, i'll go after i finish fucking her, where are you going?
Sylvia: Yes, yes yes!!!

Fiona: To meet a good friend who could help me with this.
*background* Sylvia: Ahhh.

Sylvia: Oh gods, yes, yes, I'm cumming!

Seline: Here it comes Sylvie.
Sylvia: Yes, yes!!!

Seline: FUCK!!!
Sylvia: OH GODSSS!!!
*sound of portal opening*

Dremora: I smel-What the fuck!

(3 hours later, Edge of Whiterun hold and the Pale Hold)

*banging on door repeatedly*

*banging echoing*

*Banging getting louder*
Titus: ......

Titus: *growling*By the gods!!!

Titus: I told the Jarl i'm not hunting anymore giants.

Titus: This better be good.

Titus: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT!!!

Fiona: Well hello to you too angry little dragonborn.
Titus: Fiona.

Titus: Sorry, thought you were another guard.
Fiona: its alright.
Titus: So what brings you here.

Fiona: Another one of those warriors showed up. Its okay we defeated it, but i got something you'd like to see.

Titus: Define interesting.

Fiona: Take a look.
Titus: Oh.

Titus: The warrior himself, that is interesting.
Fiona: Think you can help me find out how his armor and weapons work.

Titus: Only one way to find out, bring him in.

I swear to all of the gods, not some of them, all of them. If i get this many crashes during chapter 41, I'm gonna grab a random guy and throw him out the window.......what, i'm not gonna jump out the window. Fuck that shit. But seriously, the same problem of CFeffectcreature.psc is torturing the living shit out of me, i need to fix it but i don't know how. It kept crashing every-time i was trying to do simple things, at one point i screenshotted too fast and it crashed, what the actual fuck. Again Sorry Donegan for having a shorter sex scene but i can only handle so many crashes before i explode. Hopefully the fact that i won't be doing any serious animal related chapters for a bit might help.