(Whiterun)

Emily: yes yes, Farkas!

Emily: Fuck yes.

Emily: Harder Farkas!
Farkas: As you wish!

Emily: Ahhh!!!
Eorland: Keep it down you two.

Eorland: I'm trying to work.
Emily: Ahh, okay.
Farkas: Sorry.

Farkas: Emily i'm gonna.
Emily: Go ahead.

Emily: Just keep fucking me hard!
Farkas: Okay,
Emily: Ahhh!

Emily: Gods yes!

Emily: Ahhh!

Farkas: Fuck that was great.
Emily: Yes.

Emily: Thank you for the business.
Eorland: You know.

Eorland: It gets really hard to work sometimes when you keep bringing customers up here.

Emily: Its fine, i only bring up the companions up here, everyone else i normally find an inn or something.
Eorland: Why not use the beds in Jorrvaskar.

Emily: We both remember what happened last time i tried that.
Eorland: Hmm...oh yes, i remember.

Eorland: Aela and Ria were very pissed about all the noise.
Emily: Yep, but they are used to it now for the most part.

Eorland: Also how was Solstiem. Your friend came to find you.
Emily: Oh, yes, i forgot you were the one who told her about Targoth dying.

Eorland: Sorry, i felt as though she needed to know.
Emily: Its fine, it worked out because of that so thanks for telling her at least.
Eorland: No problem.

Eorland: Also things must be really going well with that girl, you're more Jolly than usual.

Emily: I-I am!
Eorland: Yes, you two were able to talk it out.

Emily: Oh yes, she listened as i opened up about the whole ordeal. I almost caused another fight due to thinking she was insulting him after telling my story only to find out she's lost someone too. She was understanding so i apologized to her, i let her punch me, never blacked out from a punch before. In the end i ended up training with her the entire time i was there.

Emily: The training was a pain, catching arrows, fighting trolls bare handed, rockclimbing, running, fighting, and jumping in heavy armor, sparing with her in heavy armor sometimes too. She's crazy but she's really tough. I saw her beat up a troll with her bare hands like it was no problem at all, she even dispached a bunch of bandits before i could get to them myself. She's really quick too, normally people with those two handed swords are kind've slow but she's anything but sh-
Eorland: Hehe.

Emily: W-What? Did i say something weird.
Eorland: Oh its nothing.

Emily: That smile isn't nothing
Eorland: Heh, i was just thinking about how much you are like your mother.

Emily: What do you mean?
Eorland: When she first met Throk she complained about him, talked about him endlessly, but with a smile on her face. You've got that smile.
Emily: w-wait.

Emily: I was smiling.

Eorland: You're blushing now too.
Emily: Ahh.
Eorland: Looks like your falling for her now.

Emily: I-I'm.....m-maybe. I-I can't say i haven't thought about it.....quite a bit. B-But i'm not.

Eorland: Relax little one, i'm kidding...mostly.

*footsteps*
Eorland: I suggest figuring out how you feel about her pretty soon. Been hearing a lot of bad things lately and Skyrims a dangrous place. Even if she is tough, she's not immortal.

Eorland: I suggest taking this time before your next meeting with her to figure out how you feel about her, because if something happens you may end up regretting it.
Emily: Y-Yeah.

Emily: Thanks Eorland, that was....enlightening.
Eorland: No problem, now i need to finish my work, gotta make some new swords.

Emily: Okay, i'll be off then.
Eorland: Do be safe.

Emily: I will, also Eorland.
Eorland: Hmm?

Emily: Thank you very much for the advance, i really needed it.
Eorland: You're welcome Emily.

Eorland: Be safe okay.
Emily: I will.
*whispering* Eorland: Lily.

*whispering* Eorland: She really is like you, you couldn't ever admit it to Throk properly for a long time.

*whispering* Eorland: But your true feelings always showed up on your face.

(Whiterun Gates)
Emily: I've been here for about 9 days now so that means

Emily: That means i should see her in about....5 days since i asked to see her more than once a month.

Emily: W-when did i start feeling this way towards her anyways.

Emily: It wasn't when we first met, must have been after.

Emily: M-maybe it was when i told her that nudist story.

Emily: That embarrassing way she said she'd stay with me.

Emily: I-i've been acting pretty weird too. I haven't felt this nervous in years.

Emily: Oh gods am i re-
Courier: I've got so-

Emily: HIRCINES SHIT!!! WHERE DID YOU COME FROM!!!!!
Courier: Um.

Courier: In front of you?
Emily: R-Right, s-sorry, um what is it today, i've been seeing you a lot.

Courier: I've met you once, i've got 10 twin brothers. Anyways here is your letter.
Emily: Thanks, wait twin means 2 n-

Courier: Got to go, bye.
Emily: Okay....nevermind then.

Emily: Its from Alvor.

Emily: Oh, so they've finally been made.

*Sound of note disappearing*
Emily: Well this should be useful to help me relax.

Emily: I don't get to do this type of stuff often so it should be fun.

Emily: But first.

Emily: Let me get some travel gear.

*Wind rushing sound*

(Riverwood, 2 hours later)

*whistling*

*Grinding sound*
*Alvor Humming*

Alvor: Looks good, just a little more.

Emily: Hello Alvor.
Alvor: Oh Emily.

Alvor: You came here a lot quicker than i expected.
Emily: Well this is one of the funner jobs i've had, so i was anxious to work.
Alvor: That's what i like to hear.

Emily: I see your shop got a slight upgrade, looks good.
Alvor: Thank you.

Emily: What's with the Banner.
Alvor: Oh this.

Alvor: Mr.Tanaka sent me it, looks good doesn't it.
Emily: Well its interesting.

Emily: So i'm guessing the same deal as last time, showing off Bikini's.
Alvor: Correct.

Alvor: Mr.Tanaka had decided to retire to pursue other goals so he gave me his final set. He's remodeled the Iron and Steel a little bit as well as adding 4 new sets. You did a great job advertising last time so i decided to ask you again.

Alvor: I also asked someone else but due to how early you got here i don't think i'll need to worry about them.
*Running*

Alvor: Now you'll be going to only 5 cities this time. T-
*Stomping and gasping*
???: Sorry!

???: I'm late, i just got the message, *panting*

Sofia: I *pant* came as fast as i could.

Sofia: Is the position for modeling armors still ope-

Sofia: Emily!
Emily: Oh Sofia.

Alvor: You two know each other?
Emily: We hung out for a week. She didn't like the dress code i made up for her.

Sofia: You made that up?
Emily: Yep, anyways how are you doing? I'm surprised to see you here.
Sofia: I'm doing fine.

Sofia: Funny story, i accidentally made a bet and lost so now i gotta get a b-
Alvor: Ah-hm

Alvor: Ladies, you can chat later, first your task.
Emily: Heh sorry Alvor.
Sofia: Sorry sir.

Alvor: Its alright, now then. I'll explain since you are new to this. You are gonna go to 5 cities, in order. Falkcreath, Markarth, Dawnstar, Windhelm, and Ravenrock to display these new bikini armors.
Sofia: Bikini?

Alvor: Try to get at least 6 customers per city, also do get in touch with the blacksmiths, with their help distributing these armors will be a lot easier.

Alvor: Now any questions.
Sofia: Yes.

Sofia: How are we gonna carry these armors.
Alvor: Emily's got a backpack that can hold um....200.
Emily: 500lbs of items.
Sofia: How?
Emily: Enchanting, now my question.

Emily: Can i use the same persuasion methods i used last time.
Alvor: Sure, i don't mind.

Alvor: Just keep the armor on and make sure the guards don't catch you.
Emily: Okay.
Sofia: wait what?

Alvor: Now the armors, i'll show you a piece from one of the new ones.
*background* Sofia: What persuasion?
*background* Emily: Oh.

Emily: I fucked them
Sofia: I'm not doing that.
*background* Alvor: no, not that one.

*background* Emily: its fine, i can do it.
*background* Sofia: I don't really think we sh-
Alvor: AH HA!!!

Alvor: Behold!

Emily: Oh, Ebony, that's really nice.
Sofia: A-a-a.

Sofia: A THONG!!!

(10 minutes later)
Sofia: So we are basically selling Underwear armor.
Emily: Bikini armor.

Sofia: What's a bikini.
Emily: Underwear swimwear i guess....but yes that's what we're selling.

Sofia: This gonna be so embarrassing.
Emily: Nah, it'll be fun, just wait and see.

(2 hours later, Falkreath)

Sofia: E-Emily.

Sofia: This armor.

Sofia: I-its.

Sofia: Embarrassing.

Sofia: I can't walk around in this.
Emily: Sofia when you worked for me you were in nothing but a shoulder pauldron and a belt, this should be nothing for you.
Sofia: Y-yeah but still....wait, where'd you put our armor.

Emily: In my Deep storage, its a conjuring spell to store items in another dimension.
Sofia: What? Wait, then why the backpack?
Emily: Because A. the writer already took the shots. B. We can't show off as much with our stuff on, now come on. show me what you got.
Sofia: O-Okay.

Emily: Just go ahead and offer him.
Sofia: O-Okay. E-excuse me sir.

Sofia: May i offer you in some new Leather bikini armor, you could get it for a friend, girlfriend, or wife maybe?

Bolund: Bikini armor eh? Well maybe i could get some of the girls i know to where them, where can i get them.
Sofia: Alvors Blacksmith, just send him a letter and i'll send you it through the courier
Bolund: Great.

Sofia: How did i do.
Emily: Great, though you could just tell them to just ask their local blacksmith in a month. After all we have to talk to all the blacksmiths about this armor too. Also i suggest we do this quick, i wanna try to get to Markarth tonight.
Sofia: Okay.....wait Markarth?

Emily: Now lets go around and start advertising.
Sofia: Lets do it.

Emily: Hello Miss, would you be interested in some sexy Leather or Hide bikini armor.

Sofia: You'll be swatting the guys off you.
Noblewoman: Oh, that does sound nice, sure.

Sofia: Hello sir, could i interest you in some armor.
Adventurer: Yes you could.

Emily: Hey sir, would you be interested in buying some armor.
Noblemen: Depends.

Noblemen: Do you come with it.
Emily: No but i could maybe come back another time.
Noblemen: Hmmm, sure i'll take one.

Emily: Hey Indara.
Indara: Oh Emily, some new armor i see.

Emily: Yep, wanna buy it.
Indara: after my husbands reaction to the last one, of course.
Emily: Good, also this is just the Hide, your husband is getting a front row view of the leather.

Mathies: Oh, which one is this?
Sofia: Leather, wo-

Mathies: Yes, my wife looked great in the wolf one last time, i'll order what your friend has too.
Sofia: Great.

Emily: Excuse me sir.
Sofia: Would you like some sexy armor.

Noblemen: Such idiot looking cloth, no now leave me alone.

Sofia: Well he was a dick.
Emily: You get guys like that from time to time.

Emily: Oh i almost forgot the blacksmith, lets go see Lod.

Emily: Hey Lod.
Lod: Emily, hello. Oh is that the new Bikini Armor.

Sofia: Yep.
Emily: Looks good doesn't it.
Lod: Sure does.

Lod: The Leather and Hide Huh, those will sell great around here.
Emily: How did the wolf armor sell.

Sofia: Wait there's a wolf biki-.....Sir why are you staring at us so hard.
Lod: No reason.....

Emily: Hello Narri, interested in some armor to make you more likely to get tips.

Narri: Hmm...slutty, but it looks good. Sure, where can i get them.
Sofia: Just ask um....Jod.
Emily: Lod.
Sofia: Yes, Lod, he'll set it up.
Narri: Thanks.

Emily: Lets go in.
Sofia: Good i could use some mead.
Emily: No, we'll get mead later.
Sofia: Awww.

Emily: Hey there Sir, would you like a Bikini for your wife.
Commoner: Don't have a wife.

Commoner: But know a few whores, sure.
Emily: Great, speak to Lod for the order...so.....hows' the drink?
Commoner: Great, tastes like air.
Emily: I bet it does.

Sofia: Hello sir would you like some bikini armor for your wife.
Dengeir: Hmm...wife passed away

Dengeir: But i know a few girls, where can i get this...armor.
Sofia: Ask Lod about the order.
Dengeir: Wonderful.

Emily: Are you sure?
Thadgeir: Yes, i'm sure, what use is that armor anyways.

Emily: Well you get to see your cute wife or girlfriend in them.
*pushes up chest*
Thadgeir: great.

Thadgeir: very well, i'll take one.
Emily: Great.

Emily: Hello Delacourt, would you like some armor.
Delacourt: Armor?

Sofia: Yes, you seem like the type of guy who's got lots of female friends, i bet they'd love this armor.
Delacourt: Well.....

Delacourt: I guess i could take one of each....sure.
Sofia: Thanks.
Emily: Just ask Lod.

Emily: Sweet, that was 10 people. Aright, Okay off to Markarth.
Sofia: Wait hold on.

Sofia: Are we really gonna walk to Markarth?
Emily: No, we're gonna run.
Sofia: You're joking right?

(6 hours later)
*Sofia's loud panting*
Sofia: Come on Emily*pant* wait up!

Sofia: *pant* How are you not tired.
Emily: How are you tired? Now come on, its almost dark.

Sofia: *panting* Fuck!

Emily: We made it.
Sofia: *weezing*

Emily: One room please.
Kleppr: Here you go Emily.

*Sound of Metal door closing*

*Sound of Sofia sitting down*
Sofia: Whoo!

Sofia: Finally my feet are killing me, now i can relax.

Emily: No not yet you're not.
Sofia: Huh?

Emily: its been awhile sense i've seen you.
*Sound of Emily fingering herself*

Emily: So i want to give you a more proper hello.

Sofia: W-wait a second, there's no need.

Emily: Oh don't be shy. We've done this before.

Sofia: Yeah but you were being a little aggressive.
Emily: You didn't seem to mind last time.

Sofia: Yeah but still.
Emily: Shhh, just relax, i'll do everything, you're still not with someone right.
Sofia: No.

Emily: Then there should be no problem if neither of us are with someo-

*Image in mind*
*Heartbeat*

Emily: .........

*Emily stands up*
Sofia: .......Emily?
Emily: on second thought....i think i'll just rent another room.
Sofia: Why?
Emily: No reason i........

Emily: I've just got someon-something! On my mind.

Emily: Night.
Sofia: .....night?

*sound of door closing*
Sofia: That was.....weird.

Sofia: Very weird.
Emily: One room please.
Kleppr: Hmmm? I thought you were with someone else.

I'm aware this is like.....5 months too late but i had other story's that had way more priority than this one at the time. So yeah here's some glorious shitty armor by Nisetanaka. Thank you Nisetanaka for making these and thank you Kofman77 for converting them.