Chapter 36: Hack'n Slash (3/3)
"Chopchopchopchopchopchopchop"
Jackie: The only one dying!
Jackie: IS YOU!
*Sound of a portal opening*
Fiona: Heh, cute.
*Sound of blades Clanging*
Dremora: RAH!
Dremora: I SMELL WEAKNESS!!!
Fiona: Heh, So close.
Fiona: But so far.
Jackie: Bitch.
Jackie: Hiding behind a Dremora won't save you.
Fiona: oh?
Fiona: Not satified with him huh?
Fiona: Fine.
Fiona: Play with my new pet.
Fiona: Meet my Archdemon, Redclaw.
*Redclaw Roaring*
Fiona: Have fun.
*Slapping sound*
Jackie: Gah!
Jack: You Cunt!
Jack: Die!
Redclaw: You first!
Dremora: There you are weakling!
Jackie: Weakling!
*Sword swinging*
Jackie: In your dreams you walking Torchlight.
*Sword swipping air*
Jackie: Missed again.
*Sword swipping air*
Jackie: HA! You suck at this!
Jackie: What's wrong all tired?
Dremora: STOP RUNNING!!!!
Dremora: I WILL FEAST ON YOUR HEART!!!
Jackie: Yeah yeah, tell you what.
Jackie: Lemme clear that throat for you.
Jack: HAAA!!
*Blade cutting flesh*
Jack: HA!
Redclaw: Gah!
*Redclaw swipping air*
Redclaw: you little.
*slashing sound*
Redclaw: AHH!!!
Jackie: There you go, now you can breathe easier.
*Slashing sound*
Redclaw: GAH
Jack: Come on, at least try.
Redclaw: FU-AAA!!!
Redclaw: MISTRESS HELP ME!!!!
Fiona: *sigh*
Fiona: Fine, i'll do this myself.
Redclaw: GAHH!!!
Jackie: HEYA!!
*Stabbing sound*
Redclaw: AAHHH!!!
Jackie: End him Jack!
Redclaw: No please!
*Slashing sound*
Redclaw: GAHHH!!!
Jack: Well that was pathetic.
Jackie: I know right!
Jackie: Well whatever. Okay little bitch, time to-
Jackie: What the!
Jack: Again?
Jackie: Where did she go this time?
Jack: Well, she couldn't have ran very far.
*Sound of wind wooshing around*
Jack/Jackie: Huh!
*Lighting crackling increases*
Fiona: What's the magic word.
Jack: Oh.
Jackie: Fuck.
Fiona: CORRECT!!!
*Lighting storm sound*
*Constant exploding sounds and lightning*
*Sound of rocks falling*
Fiona: Hmmm, not as powerful as i thought.
Fiona: Though it would have been bad if i destroyed Solitude, i should test these more of-!
Fiona: Oh?
Fiona: One survived?
Fiona: Lets see how she's doing.
Jackie: Ahhh.
Jackie: Fuck.
Fiona: i'm amazed you survived that, you must be pretty resistant to magic...or at least more than your friend.
Fiona: Want me to patch you up, so i can blow you up again?
Jackie: Fuck...you.
Fiona: Oh, come on, i was being nice.
Jackie: Yeah, well then.
Jackie: Lets see how cocky you are.
Jackie: Without that little necklace.
Jackie: HA!
*Telekinesis sound*
Jackie: What!
Fiona: I guess you really love these knives huh?
Fiona: Seem to have an endless supply of them, they look nice.
Fiona: But i don't want it Here, have it back.
*Telekinesis throwing sound*
*Sound of blade piercing flesh and cracking bone*
Jackie: GAH!
Fiona: Geez, chill out, you'd think the girl throwing knives could take one like a champ.
Jackie: I'm gonna make you regret that bitch.
Fiona: i don't know about that.
Fiona: Your friend over here couldn't do it, but you think you can. Why is that?
Jackie: Because i know your weakness.
Fiona: My weakness?
Fiona: Oh this ought to be good, what is it my lack of physical strength, everyone knows that, my lazyness, maybe its a fear of spiders, or maybe its m-
Jackie: Your necklace.
Fiona: .......what?
Jackie: You heard me.
Jackie: Your necklace is your weakness.
Fiona:......what's telling you that.
Jackie: Me and Jack are fear daedra, we feed off fear, we can detect it from miles away, the more fear there is, the stronger we are. We mainly get off women's fear. We can even see what they are afraid of.
Jackie: Though you are a lot harder to detect due to all those enchantments you got, i can see it now. The you, the true you!
Jackie: The one hiding in that necklace who's literally sweating fear. Whoever you are, you are just a substitute.
Jackie: Without it, without you, you become the true Fiona.
Jackie: A scared frail little girl.
Jackie: Who wants nothing more than to die to escape this fear.
Fiona: .......................................
Fiona: ..................*inhales then exhales from nose*
Fiona: Time for you to learn what real fear is Brat.
Jackie: Oh, hit a nerve did i.
Jackie: Well go ahead and blast me with your magic, but like you said earlier, i'm highly resist-
*bound weapon sound*
Jackie: A floating sword, HA!
Jackie: You're gonna hav-
*bound weapon sound*
Jackie: wait, another?
*bound weapon sound*
Jackie: Wait a second
*multiple bound weapon sounds*
Jackie: What's going on!
*Sounds increase*
Jackie: What are you doing!
*Sounds keep going*
Jackie: *quivering voice* a-ah, i-i-i see u-um, i-i'm not r-really knife proof, u-um.
Jackie: I-I'm sorry, p-please don't do this.
Fiona: You threatened her.
Fiona: You don't get to beg anymore.
*Fist closing*
*Sound of swords vibrating*
Jackie: WAIT WAIT I'M SORRY,
*Sound of swords flying swords her*
Jackie: PLEASE STO-
*Sound of multiple blades piercing flesh*
JACKIE: GAAAHHHH!!!
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Solitude Guard Right(1): *sigh*
Solitude Guard (1): How are we gonna do this?
Solitude Guard (2): Hmmm, how about you pick her up, and i watch.
Solitude Guard (1): Fuck you, i'm not picking her up.
Solitude Guard (2): What? What's wrong with that idea.
Solitude Guard (1): WHAT'S WRONG!
Solitude Guard (1): ARE THOSE EYES JUST DECORATION ON YOUR SKULL, SHE'S FULL OF SWORDS!!!
Solitude Guard (1): WHY WOULD I STAB MYSELF JUST TO DO THAT.
Solitude Guard (2): Just avoid the blades.
Solitude Guard (1): Gods you are retarded.
Solitude Guard (1): Just grab a blade and help me lift.
Solitude Guard (2): Yes sir.
(Blue Palace)
Falk: Thank you again for your help.
Fiona: uh huh.
Falk: We greatly appreciate your help with these murders
Fiona: no problem.
Fiona: mmhm
Falk: Unfortunately i don't think we can proper-
Fiona: sure
Falk: ....Ms.Summer?
Fiona: i see.
Falk: Ms.Summer!
Fiona: Hmm?
Falk: Are you alright, you seem a bit out of it, want our court mage to check you out?
Fiona: Hmm, oh, um.
Fiona: Sorry, i was thinking about something, continue.
Falk: I see....well Ahem.
Falk: Unfortunately those two guards made a promise for a big reward that we might not be able to keep.
Falk: So is it possi-
Fiona: Daedria Hearts.
Falk: Huh?
Fiona: 10 Daedria Hearts, 20 Black soul gems, and 50 blue butterfly wings, that's all i want this time.
Falk: O-oh.
Falk: Um, yes, easily done, well the last 2 anyways, the first one will take some time.
Fiona: That's fine, just deliver them when you can.
*Footsteps*
Fiona: Now if you'll excuse me, i have work to do.
Falk: Have a good day Ms.Summer.
Fiona: Thank you.
*Sound of door closing*
Falk: Strange.
Solitude Guard: I know....you stared at her tits half the conversation and she didn't threaten you.
Falk: By the gods shut up.
Solitude Guard: When you pay me more.
*Footsteps*
Solitude Guard: Another day and no bandit attacks, this place sucks.
*Footsteps stop*
Fiona: Hmmm.
Fiona: Someone found out huh?
Fiona: Well, it doesn't matter, i just need to be on my guard.
Fiona: Don't worry, I'll make sure you don't wake up.
Fiona: Just leave everything to me, just like I promised you.
???: *silent crying sniffing sound*
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Done, fuck! Okay, gonna do the answer segment, LAST CHANCE FOR QUESTIONS PEOPLE WHO READ, INCLUDING ASKING CHARACTERS!!! In the meantime i'm trying to fix some pictures and update the character profile. Also i'll try to avoid night stories due to the shots being dark as Fuck! Then again these guys were meant to hide in shadow. They scared the fuck out of me when i first saw them in my game.
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Part 1: http://www.loverslab.com/blog/407/entry-4533-hackn-slash-13/
Part 2: http://www.loverslab.com/blog/407/entry-4534-hackn-slash-23/
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