(The Rift)

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Geez.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Didn't expect the deer around here to scatter so quick, I'm pretty sure it ran down this way.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Hopefully it doesn't run past the border, i don't feel like dealing with t-!

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Wait....what's that?

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Ebony armor, must be an assassin, oh wait.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: That blue skin...

Ms.Heavy-Iron: And those tattoos, that must be.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: ARIA! HEY!

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Err HELLO!!!
Aria: Huh... no way.....this that?

Aria: Emily!

Aria: Well... hello sexy.. how are you doing hun, I haven't seen you in months.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: I'm doing fine, so um.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: What's with all the dead Vigilants.
Aria: Errr....

Aria: I was just er.. walking out Fort Dawnguard.. when they suddenly attacked me.

Aria: Idiots... I didn't even threaten them.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: I see, and the orc?
Aria: Another fool.. tried to sell me drugs... and he didn't like my offer ha
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Ah.

Aria: So where have you been all this time hun, I haven't seen you in since that night we went out drinking.. and all that awesome sex we all had.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: I've been hunting, met a few people, normal adventuring stuff, you?
Aria: Well... it's a long story... but I was just coming back from seeing Tali... my friend. She's now in charge for Fort Dawnguard

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Whoa you have a friend working as the commander, what happened to Isran?
Aria: He's a little. tied up with other stuff... er not dead though but not available right now hehe.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: I see, say wanna go get some drinks at the Bee and Barb, I heard they are selling some spiced wine cheap today, care to join me.

Aria: Sounds like someone wants to get into my pants again... I'll accept since you don't wear pants.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: *giggles* Maybe maybe not, we'll see.

Aria: So... er I guess we should just leave the dead bodies here.... no ones gonna care right.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Yeah no one cares about dead things on the road.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: The skeevers will eat them before the dawnguard notice them anyways.

(at the same moment, in the whiterun hold)

(ther1ppers home)
ther1pper: hmmm

ther1pper: according to this book Serana gave me.

ther1pper: I just have to shoot the bloodcursed arrow at the sun, and if what that book i bought from the sweetroll man is true, my crops should grow 8 times faster for today.

ther1pper: seems strange but whatever, lets try it out.

ther1pper: okay sun.

ther1pper: fuck off for today.

ther1pper: See ya!

*arrow whistling*

ther1pper: ......

ther1pper: .......nothings happening.

ther1pper: i spent 2 months trying to get this thing, and it does nothing.

ther1pper: god dammit, all those fucking annoying vampire bites and creepy falmer for nothing, Fuck.

ther1pper: i'm gonna find that snow elf and shove this bow so far up hi-

*sun makes a weird sound*

the1pper: ....oh.

(Back in the Rift)
Ms.Heavy-Iron: You ever had spiced wine.
Aria: Fuck yeah... its one of my favorites

Aria: Although it is not as good as that Iced wine I tried the other week.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Iced wine?

Aria: Yes, you freeze it in the ice from an ice spell and let it sit for 3 hours and you have a really cool drink, it's like the magika somehow gives it extra flavor compared to normal ice.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Oh, that does sound good.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: I'll see if they have i-.

*Ominous sound*

Aria: Well.. shit
Ms.Heavy-Iron: why did the sky get dark?

Aria: Errrr.... Emily.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Yes Aria.
Aria I haven't really seen eclipses before, but.

Aria: Do they normally look like that.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: No, Aria, no they do not, but I'm very sure I know what does and who caused it.

(Present time/Whiterun hold)
ther1pper: Fuck Yes!

ther1pper: now i can get these plants to grow much faster.
*several loud shuffling noises*

ther1pper: what is that nois-!

ther1pper: oooooooooooh......shit.

ancient vampire: were here for the bow, meat! and to avenge lord harkon!

ther1pper: .......*eye twitches* how about instead i introduce to two of my friends.

ther1pper: this one is fuck, and this is you.
ancient vampire: get him ladies!

(The Rift)
Aria: Hmm it kind of reminds me of home.. although the sky in Coldharbour was not red... anyways we should go and get drunk
Ms.Heavy-Iron: ....yeah...lets go.

Aria: Well... I have an idea what caused it but I'm sure I'm wrong...
Ms.Heavy-Iron: The Dragonborn caused this using Auriels bow.
Aria: Aww yes that's not what I had in mind.... wow.. Auriel bow...that's older than me.... How'd he get it?
Ms.Heavy-Iron: He got it to help kill Harkon and kept it after defeating him,

Aria: Hmmm.... ok sure that makes sense, i gu-!?

Aria: Hey?

Aria: You coming hun?
Ms.Heavy-Iron: In a moment.

Aria: Wait is something wrong?
Ms.Heavy-Iron: N-Nothing, just a weird headache.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: I think its being caused by the Eclipse.

Aria: You gonna be okay? Do I need to carry you.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: No, i'll be fine, this eclipse is just giving me a small headache is all, and.....

Ms.Heavy-Iron: bringing out some old memories.