Chapter 22: The Hunt Begins (2/6)
"The Hunter Becomes the Hunted"
Aria: You gonna be okay? Do I need to carry you.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: No, i'll be fine, this eclipse is just giving me a small headache is all, and.....
Ms.Heavy-Iron: bringing out some old memories.
Aria: you sure you're gonna be alright...
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Yes, i'll be fine.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: But thanks for asking.
Aria: Come on, lets get to Riften before that headache gets worse, maybe the wine will make it go away and then we could you know...
Ms.Heavy-Iron: hehe, maybe, but it mig-?
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Um Aria, do you happen to have any heavily armored friends at all?
Aria: Heavily Armored friends?
Aria: No, most of them wear armor like me, or no armor at all, why?
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Because that guy is just standing there staring at you.
Aria: Hmm is he staring at my ass?
Aria: looking's free but......what in Oblivion?
Unknown Warrior: Hello ladies.
Unknown Warrior: I've been searching everywhere for you.
Unknown Warrior: And now that i've found you, i can have you all to myself.
Aria: Hmmm your not really my type...
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Aria something tells me this guy isn't looking for sex.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Who are you by the way?
Unknown Warrior: Thaan the Destroyer
Thaan: That is the name of the Warrior who is going to cleave your cute little heads off.
Aria: Hey my head is staying on my body... and how would have give head if I didn't have a head ha see what I did there Emily.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Heh, yes. So? Any reason why you want to hunt us?
Thaan: Oh its just a game.
Thaan: Now lets begin.
Aria: Game.. hey your not allowed to break the fourth wall in this story.... oh he thinks he can take us.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Just be on your guard something feels off about t-!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: WHOA!
Aria: WELL SHIT!!!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: That was Close!
Thaan: My bad.
Thaan: Here you go!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: AHH!!
Aria: Emily!
Aria: Alright you've done it now.
Thaan: Ooo, feisty, i like that in Prey.
Aria: Shut it!
Thaan: Come on daughter of Coldharbor, you can hit better than that.
Thaan: Let me show you!
Aria: FUCKING ASSHOLE!!
Aria: AHHHH!!
Aria: Ow, fuck that hurt, i'm gon-!
Thaan: YAAAAAHHH!!!
*Loud clang as he lands*
Aria: Woo, he can move fast.
Aria: Since you like kicking girls so much!
Aria: TAKE THIS!
Thaan: Ooof!
Thaan: Come on, you can hit harder than that.
Aria: RAHHH!!
Thaan: There we go!
Thaan: But too slow.
Thaan: Go faster Blue Bitch!
Aria: Ah I'm not blue...!
Thaan: As fan as it was playing with you, i'm on a small timetable.
Thaan: So lie down!
Aria: So what you can cut me in half with that sword.. nah I'm good thank-!
Aria: Ow... your going to regret that.
Thaan: Oh i probably won't, now keep still, i need to rid of you then that naked whore as wel-
Thaan: AHHH!!!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Right here you Bastard.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Lets make you late for your stupid timetable.
Ms.Heavy-Iron(thoughts): Hopefully this should give her enough time to recover.
Thaan: Oh i'm gonna have fun with you bitch.
Thaan: DIE!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: HEYA!
Aria: Fucking... Asshole....Shit shit shit... aww fuuuck that hurt.
Aria(silently): I knew... she had my back..shes my fuuuck wow
Ms.Heavy-Iron: HEYA!
Thaan: Come on bitch!
Thaan: Is that all you got cum dumpster.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Is all you do talk trash!
Thaan: I could ask you about you sucking.
Thaan: The answer would still be the same.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Maybe so, but you seem to suck pretty bad too, i haven't gotten a scratch.
Thaan: Then lets change that!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: SHIT that was close.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: HEYA!
Thaan: Ha, you're way too weak to break my defense
Ms.Heavy-Iron: but she's not.
Thaan: AHHH!!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Now shut up and die!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Okay Aria, finish him off.
Aria: Lets see that head roll.
Thaan: Hahaha, this was fun, but i'm late now.
Thaan: I can't afford to hold back anymore.
Thaan: HA!
Aria: OH SHIT!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: ARI-!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: OOFFF!
Thaan: you see Sluts, i'm only using my sword because i was asked to, but its heavy and i can't move as well.
Thaan: But without it, i am much tougher.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: What the hell are you on abo-
Ms.Heavy-Iron: AHHHH!!!
Thaan: HAHAHA!
Than: i told you, with my sword i'm slower.
Thaan: Without it i'm much quicker.
Aria: and without your fucking head!
Aria: YOU'RE DEAD!
Aria: Asshole!
Thaan: You know, one of the many rules of combat is not announcing your presence before you strike.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: and another rule is.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Not turning your back to the enemy.
Thaan: AHHH!!!
Aria Bal belongs to Agent Tex. (http://www.loverslab.com/blog/293-the-child-of-darkness/)
Part 1: http://www.loverslab.com/blog/407/entry-3179-the-hunt-begins-16/
Part 3: http://www.loverslab.com/blog/407/entry-3181-the-hunt-begins-36/
Part 4: http://www.loverslab.com/blog/407/entry-3218-the-hunt-begins-46/
Part 5: http://www.loverslab.com/blog/407/entry-3219-the-hunt-begins-56/
Part 6: http://www.loverslab.com/blog/407/entry-3234-the-hunt-begins-66/
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