chuck norris quote fight!

[Guest Lady Luck]

title explain it all , go nuts with the quotes !

[Guest]

Wait, sorry, but is this about Chuck Norris Facts or quotes from movies he's played in? Sorry for asking, I'm just unsure.

[Guest Lady Luck]

Wait' date=' sorry, but is this about Chuck Norris Facts or quotes from movies he's played in? Sorry for asking, I'm just unsure.

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could be anything from quotes, funny shit, or just made up for fun XD

[Jerbsinator]

Doctors have discovered that Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.

 

Yeah...that's all I got.

[nonusnomeni]

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[adrenaline]

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it.

[Guest Lady Luck]

lmao heres a good one

 

chuck norris didn't invent porn , he made it! XDDDD ahahahah talk about confusing

[Guest]

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

 

XD

[Guest Lady Luck]

chuck norris didnt take an arrow to the knee, he take mace instead but didnt break his leg XD

[nonusnomeni]

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.

[wampa]

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits

[ZaZ]

Chuck Norris knows Victoria’s secret.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.

Chuck Norris once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!

[gregathit]

 

 

 

 

[Jerbsinator]

Chuck Norris is in Expendables 2...lol

[Guest]

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.

[gregathit]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Guest]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Can't. Stop. LAUGHING!

[Strelky]

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land.

Chuck Norris has a pet lizard and fish. They're better known as godzilla and jaws

[Jexsam]

Do you know any Bruce Lee jokes?

 

Neither does Chuck Norris.

 

Because Bruce Lee is not a fucking joke.

[Kashiwaba Tomoe]

[video=youtube]

 

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[deathparade]

I kicked Chuck Norrises ass cause he is in reality just a wimp...

[Kashiwaba Tomoe]

I kicked Chuck Norrises ass cause he is in reality just a wimp...

 

It takes Bruce Lee to kick his ass, and Bruce Lee is dead.

[Guest]

Chuck Norris was teleported by Sheogorath's spell. And lived (which is actually saying a lot since in shivering isles your character will die from the fall even with god mode on)!

[gregathit]

Chuck Norris is Sheogorath.

[BruceWayne]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity.

 

 

Twice...