Guest Lady Luck Posted July 7, 2012 Posted July 7, 2012 title explain it all , go nuts with the quotes !
Guest Posted July 7, 2012 Posted July 7, 2012 Wait, sorry, but is this about Chuck Norris Facts or quotes from movies he's played in? Sorry for asking, I'm just unsure.
Guest Lady Luck Posted July 7, 2012 Posted July 7, 2012 Wait' date=' sorry, but is this about Chuck Norris Facts or quotes from movies he's played in? Sorry for asking, I'm just unsure. [/quote'] could be anything from quotes, funny shit, or just made up for fun XD
Jerbsinator Posted July 7, 2012 Posted July 7, 2012 Doctors have discovered that Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Yeah...that's all I got.
adrenaline Posted July 7, 2012 Posted July 7, 2012 Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it.
Guest Lady Luck Posted July 7, 2012 Posted July 7, 2012 lmao heres a good one chuck norris didn't invent porn , he made it! XDDDD ahahahah talk about confusing
Guest Posted July 8, 2012 Posted July 8, 2012 Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet. XD
Guest Lady Luck Posted July 9, 2012 Posted July 9, 2012 chuck norris didnt take an arrow to the knee, he take mace instead but didnt break his leg XD
nonusnomeni Posted July 9, 2012 Posted July 9, 2012 Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.
ZaZ Posted July 14, 2012 Posted July 14, 2012 Chuck Norris knows Victoria’s secret. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there. Chuck Norris once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!
Strelky Posted October 22, 2012 Posted October 22, 2012 Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land. Chuck Norris has a pet lizard and fish. They're better known as godzilla and jaws
Jexsam Posted October 22, 2012 Posted October 22, 2012 Do you know any Bruce Lee jokes? Neither does Chuck Norris. Because Bruce Lee is not a fucking joke.
deathparade Posted October 22, 2012 Posted October 22, 2012 I kicked Chuck Norrises ass cause he is in reality just a wimp...
Kashiwaba Tomoe Posted October 22, 2012 Posted October 22, 2012 I kicked Chuck Norrises ass cause he is in reality just a wimp... It takes Bruce Lee to kick his ass, and Bruce Lee is dead.
Guest Posted October 26, 2012 Posted October 26, 2012 Chuck Norris was teleported by Sheogorath's spell. And lived (which is actually saying a lot since in shivering isles your character will die from the fall even with god mode on)!
BruceWayne Posted October 26, 2012 Posted October 26, 2012 Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice...
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