ChancellorKremlin Posted October 26, 2012 Posted October 26, 2012 They once named a street after Chuck Norris, but a week later, it had to be renamed after all pedestrians died trying to get to the other side. Â No one crosses Chuck Norris.
Kashiwaba Tomoe Posted October 26, 2012 Posted October 26, 2012 Under Chuck Norris's beard is..... another beard. Â The secret services worst nightmare: Chuck Norris endorses the challenger over the encumbent (ok, this ones came true this year lol)
Guest Posted October 26, 2012 Posted October 26, 2012 There is no chin behind Chuck Norris's beard, only another fist.
ТigегШооd Posted October 28, 2012 Posted October 28, 2012 Before the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks under the bed for Chuck Norris.
Guest Posted October 28, 2012 Posted October 28, 2012 Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants!
ТigегШооd Posted October 29, 2012 Posted October 29, 2012 They tried sculpting the face of Chuck Norris onto Mount Rushmore. They changed their mind, the granite was too soft for his beard.  When Chuck does pushups, he doesnt push himself up, he pushes the earth down.
neosyntax Posted October 30, 2012 Posted October 30, 2012 Chuck norris is a looser. if he is that allmightiy he would come to my house and smash my head agains the keyfeoeouwjhnbfoeuewebh fü hnbeüw0ewbhnehüfgvewsuewüfgebwsü0ufhweü0gufewseqpoaivüqae0fvüe0qwu43e0
ТigегШооd Posted October 31, 2012 Posted October 31, 2012 God said: let there be light. Chuck Norris said: Say Please.
Guest Posted October 31, 2012 Posted October 31, 2012 Chuck Norris was stopped by a police officer once, the officer was lucky to get away with a warning!
ChancellorKremlin Posted October 31, 2012 Posted October 31, 2012 The existential question as to what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object was finally answered when Chuck Norris punched himself in the face.
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