darkmage64 Posted February 5, 2017 Posted February 5, 2017 Talos 3:16 And the mighty Talos looked down upon the civil war of Skyrim that was tearing his beloved land apart and spoke forth, "Ya'll betta act right before you get smacked right bitch! If I have to come down there I'm whooping errybody's ass." Yeah, I know my humor sucks.
NickNozownik Posted February 6, 2017 Posted February 6, 2017 Y'all motherfuckers need Talos, and here's why: jk lol you're arrested
27X Posted February 6, 2017 Posted February 6, 2017 Ka Po' Tun prefers to pee on statues, not pray to them, as CHIM intended.
darkmage64 Posted February 6, 2017 Author Posted February 6, 2017 Twas the nizzle befoe Christmizzle and all through the hizzle\ not a creature was stirring not even a mizzle fo shizzle All were awaiting Sizzle Claus and his bag To bring the good homies and bitches their swag.
winny257 Posted February 7, 2017 Posted February 7, 2017 what's going on, Talos is still HOT. Edhildils Sexy Talos Statue by Edhildil http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/65231/?
MsOtaku Posted February 9, 2017 Posted February 9, 2017 what's going on, Talos is still HOT. Edhildils Sexy Talos Statue by Edhildil http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/65231/? I came here to say that y'all need Jesus but, by the Eight, that statue is HOT. *downloads mod now* All hail Talos....all hail Talos....
skyfrost077 Posted February 9, 2017 Posted February 9, 2017 I believed in Talos until Heimskir touched me in an inappropriate place while screaming "Talos the Mighty" ...I tried to tell people what had happened but then Jarl Balgruff gave my Da a bag of gold and Da told me it never happened. Ma said best to get used to it. #Not Fair...
Darkpig Posted February 11, 2017 Posted February 11, 2017 I'm surprised Heimskr isn't Dragonborn. He shouts all the time. :3
winny257 Posted February 11, 2017 Posted February 11, 2017 I'm surprised Heimskr isn't Dragonborn. He shouts all the time. :3 I find Heimskr absolutely stunning. You not???? Female Heimskr by Alain The Great http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/71396/?
Darkpig Posted February 12, 2017 Posted February 12, 2017 I'm surprised Heimskr isn't Dragonborn. He shouts all the time. :3 I find Heimskr absolutely stunning. You not???? MXR, you hot son of a gun! Female Heimskr by Alain The Great http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/71396/? Fem Heimskr seems kind of...
winny257 Posted February 12, 2017 Posted February 12, 2017 I'm surprised Heimskr isn't Dragonborn. He shouts all the time. :3 I find Heimskr absolutely stunning. You not???? MXR, you hot son of a gun! Female Heimskr by Alain The Great http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/71396/? Fem Heimskr seems kind of... Pity the picture is: 404 Not Found.
Darkpig Posted February 12, 2017 Posted February 12, 2017 ^I'm still figuring out the system. I guess duct tape doesn't work after all. Edit: Fixed it with the power of SCIENCE!
winny257 Posted February 13, 2017 Posted February 13, 2017 ^I'm still figuring out the system. I guess duct tape doesn't work after all. Edit: Fixed it with the power of SCIENCE! Maybe you mean this. https://i.ytimg.com/vi/9pZ40FL0sj4/maxresdefault.jpg
Darkpig Posted February 13, 2017 Posted February 13, 2017 ^I'm still figuring out the system. I guess duct tape doesn't work after all. Edit: Fixed it with the power of SCIENCE! Maybe you mean this. TALOS! I'll have to consider that on my next Skyrim horror playthrough.
MsOtaku Posted February 13, 2017 Posted February 13, 2017 You guys, I can't stop laughing. This thread is hilarious!!! Oh, and @skyfrost077, I'm sorry you got touched in your no-no parts. *hugs*
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