Magic Portal Dicks

[bingyouup]

please make one for The New Gentleman

[lovalter]

36 minutes ago, bingyouup said:

please make one for The New Gentleman

🙏

[dddddd66666]

Thank you for the excellent mod. However, I'm experiencing a similar problem to what another user mentioned before. It's clearly installed on MO2.

1. Nothing exists at the specified location in the College of Winterhold.

2. The esp of this mod does not exist at all in AdditemMenu.

3. When I searched with the console command 'help storage' as you mentioned, nothing related to this mod existed.
   
   Is this mod only compatible with AE, or are there any other conditions I'm unaware of?

[Aequus]

6 hours ago, dddddd66666 said:

Thank you for the excellent mod. However, I'm experiencing a similar problem to what another user mentioned before. It's clearly installed on MO2.

1. Nothing exists at the specified location in the College of Winterhold.

2. The esp of this mod does not exist at all in AdditemMenu.

3. When I searched with the console command 'help storage' as you mentioned, nothing related to this mod existed.
   
   Is this mod only compatible with AE, or are there any other conditions I'm unaware of?

 

Backported Extended ESL Support is required if you are playing Skyrim version 1.5.97

The mod will not work without BEES, as the game simply won't load ESL plugins, made in Creation Kit 1.6.1130 - 1.6.1170. That looks like the issue here...

 

7 hours ago, bingyouup said:

please make one for The New Gentleman

 

I'd love to do this, but TNG somehow overwrites any enchantments or scripts I try to attach to the armor. Because of this, nothing works as it should. I don't know to what else I could hook the script to other than armor. If you have any ideas, please let me know.

Edited July 24, 2025 by Aequus

[Aequus]

Version 1.5 provides support for SexLab strapons

Use new "Magic Portal Dicks for SexLab" MCM to register everything in SexLab

After that you can namage registered strap-ons at SexLab MCM -> Rebuild & Clean -> Available Strap-ons

[apEna]

Did you update the elsified version of the esp? That I think is a big no no.
This contains pretty bad FORMID conflicts as they are modifying exsiting normal skyrim.esm formids and not ones added by this mod.

Some of these ids are not used but some are and will casue bad bugs in the future for users. 

Spoiler

 

[Aequus]

26 minutes ago, apEna said:

Did you update the elsified version of the esp? That I think is a big no no.
This contains pretty bad FORMID conflicts as they are modifying exsiting normal skyrim.esm formids and not ones added by this mod.

Some of these ids are not used but some are and will casue bad bugs in the future for users. 

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Now thats strange

I don't see any bad formIDs in my SSEEdit

 

Spoiler

 

[cetuximab]

4 hours ago, Aequus said:

Version 1.5 provides support for SexLab strapons

Use new "Magic Portal Dicks for SexLab" MCM to register everything in SexLab

After that you can namage registered strap-ons at SexLab MCM -> Rebuild & Clean -> Available Strap-ons

 

Just a quick thank you for this!  I'm so glad you were able to overcome the technical hurdles at least for SoS.

 

Now to figure out how to make evil Necromancers use this on my poor, defeated heroine... muhahahahahahaha 

Edited July 24, 2025 by cetuximab

[apEna]

1 hour ago, Aequus said:

 

Now thats strange

I don't see any bad formIDs in my SSEEdit

 

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Well then, guess you can ignore that then and I need to figure out whats screwd on my end then.

Just to be clear I had the normal one (not the UBE or SOS one).

[apEna]

3 hours ago, apEna said:

Well then, guess you can ignore that then and I need to figure out whats screwd on my end then.

Just to be clear I had the normal one (not the UBE or SOS one).

Ok the problem comes from having BEES combined with older SSEEDIT and LOOT. Guess I missed that there was need for update at some point.

Updated LOOT and SSEEDIT and everything looks fine now, so yeah it was at my end.

[Aequus]

13 hours ago, cetuximab said:

 

Just a quick thank you for this!  I'm so glad you were able to overcome the technical hurdles at least for SoS.

 

Now to figure out how to make evil Necromancers use this on my poor, defeated heroine... muhahahahahahaha 

 

You're welcome, boss 

 

 

9 hours ago, apEna said:

Ok the problem comes from having BEES combined with older SSEEDIT and LOOT. Guess I missed that there was need for update at some point.

Updated LOOT and SSEEDIT and everything looks fine now, so yeah it was at my end.

 

That's good to hear. I'm glad you fixed the problem.

[Infec7edDragon]

does this not work for UBE? the dicks are invisible ;c

[Aequus]

6 hours ago, Infec7edDragon said:

does this not work for UBE? the dicks are invisible ;c

 

You need to download an esp for UBE and overwrite the original esp with it. Same thing with SoS addon.

If thats not the case for you, can you pls upload a screen or a vid of the problem?

[Infec7edDragon]

10 hours ago, Aequus said:

 

You need to download an esp for UBE and overwrite the original esp with it. Same thing with SoS addon.

If thats not the case for you, can you pls upload a screen or a vid of the problem?

i completely forgot about the patch in ur downloads lol.... i just recently decided to download UBE lol....it works now ty!

[FlintPot]

This looks amazing... I just can't get the mod to load. My game runs fine, I have triple checked all the dependencies, but no chest shows up in the College, no reference to the mod in Simple Mod Item Spawner, and no strap-ons to install via SexLab. I'm at a loss on how to continue troubleshooting from here.

[Aequus]

2 hours ago, FlintPot said:

This looks amazing... I just can't get the mod to load. My game runs fine, I have triple checked all the dependencies, but no chest shows up in the College, no reference to the mod in Simple Mod Item Spawner, and no strap-ons to install via SexLab. I'm at a loss on how to continue troubleshooting from here.

 

Do you have BEES ?

[FlintPot]

39 minutes ago, Aequus said:

 

Do you have BEES ?

 

BEES 1.2, Priority 31
SOS 1.1.4 Priority 38
MPD (I've tried all 3 variants) priority 138

[Aequus]

34 minutes ago, FlintPot said:

 

BEES 1.2, Priority 31
SOS 1.1.4 Priority 38
MPD (I've tried all 3 variants) priority 138

 

Thats strange... As far as I got, you are playing Skyrim version 1.5.97, correct?

Do you have any issues loading any other AE ESL file?

Try to dump BEES and MPD directly into MO2 overwrite folder,

If thats not working, you can remove ESL flag from MPD esp in SSEEdit.

Edited August 8, 2025 by Aequus

[poporaltemporal]

I just downloaded the mod and I like the idea very much. There are some things that bother me though.

Its probably in intention and you want to emphasize that the dick comes from portal. But the portal effect causes many issues and looks weird as its clipped out of the body. The portal texture causes transparency issues and clips with character legs etc.

Would it be possible to get x,y,z adjustment to the mcm? and way to turn the portal either very small or even turn it off completely as the particle effect is probably enough. Also the vanilla conjuration effect that plays when you cast the spell is bit weird.

It would be some work but it would be really cool if you could do it so that when you cast it there would be no intrusive all character effect but that portal would appear for really brief and the cock would grow out of it and then vanish. As for disappearing perhaps just some "buff" effect would do.

It would be also really cool if you could have settings in MCM for those cocks you want to have included. SL strapon list is completely shit and the order shifts every time you change it. If you could have that filter on your mod end it would be really helpful.

[Aequus]

21 hours ago, poporaltemporal said:

I just downloaded the mod and I like the idea very much. There are some things that bother me though.

Its probably in intention and you want to emphasize that the dick comes from portal. But the portal effect causes many issues and looks weird as its clipped out of the body. The portal texture causes transparency issues and clips with character legs etc.

Would it be possible to get x,y,z adjustment to the mcm? and way to turn the portal either very small or even turn it off completely as the particle effect is probably enough. Also the vanilla conjuration effect that plays when you cast the spell is bit weird.

It would be some work but it would be really cool if you could do it so that when you cast it there would be no intrusive all character effect but that portal would appear for really brief and the cock would grow out of it and then vanish. As for disappearing perhaps just some "buff" effect would do.

It would be also really cool if you could have settings in MCM for those cocks you want to have included. SL strapon list is completely shit and the order shifts every time you change it. If you could have that filter on your mod end it would be really helpful.

 

You can just remove unwanted strap-ons from registered strap-ons list, but still there are unremovable calyps strap-on that will get in the way. SexLab lacks an option to always use the same strap-on or a strap-on you've picked from a list. I don't know how to change it from my end wihtout messing with SexLab itself. Ig you can ask for such option in SexLab dev thread or from guys who are modding SexLab (like SexLab Utility Plus creator).

 

Sorry, but I dont plan to change visuals since thats the way I wanted them to be. I know some effects are a bit glitchy but thats Skyrim yk. It is hard to make anything look perfect.

If you dont like the visuals, you are welcome to mod anything you dont like to fit your own taste.

 

As for XYZ adjustments and scaling, it is possible with custom skeleton but I dont have any knowledge on how to make them. There shouldnt be any clipping tho unless the character are extra thick.

[FlintPot]

On 8/7/2025 at 11:44 PM, Aequus said:

 

Thats strange... As far as I got, you are playing Skyrim version 1.5.97, correct?

Do you have any issues loading any other AE ESL file?

Try to dump BEES and MPD directly into MO2 overwrite folder,

If thats not working, you can remove ESL flag from MPD esp in SSEEdit.

 

Ah, no I'm playing on the most recent Skyrim update. "Backported Extended ESL Support is required if you are playing Skyrim version 1.5.97. The mod will not work without BEES." I did not understand whether this meant 1.5.97+ or just 1.5.97 specifically, but based on BEES mod description I figured its support would be needed to carry forward in Skyrim patches... I disabled BEES and nothing changed though. Thanks so much for your help thusfar, what's my next step? 

I disabled BEES and did a fresh install of MPD SOS Addon and it works now. Thanks for the help!

Edited August 9, 2025 by FlintPot
Resolved my issue

[Godzilla-Force]

Is it possible to create a TNG Patch, this is a great mod for mages who are a little kinky?

[bandetlol]

Make a reverse portal like a devious device that fucks the character 😬

[Fhtagn101]

OstimSA and TNG patch pretty please.
(i dunno if ostimsa and sl can be installed at the same time tho...so if its possible my bad i guess)

[Stezo_]

Wow! Great mod, thanks for your work!