Shitposting thread

[windpl]

Saw this and I thought of replying with:

 

"...and I gather that you're living up the life of the Nord?"

 

 

[Guest Lehshara]

Today I reminded mahself of teh story that happened not a long time ago.

I'm standing in a store with games, browsing some stuff and suddenly I hear conversation of two little kids (Prob: 8-10y old)

 

- Hey Look! This game is cool.
- Yeaa, grandma will probably buy this for us.
- So take it and let's go.
- But here it is written PS3 (To be exact they said something like: PE ES TREE ~ Sorry I'm unable to translate this fully into EN)
- Yee, The point is that it will have better graphics on computer, it's more expensive!  (When I heard that... I got Insta laugh attack but who cares - I didn't said anything to them)
- Aah, ok, fine! Grandmaaaaa!

 

So generally dem kiddos convinced their grandma that this game will have "super duper extra amazing graphics" and that's why it's more expensive, so therefore their grandma bought them that "PE ES TREE" game.

 

~ I felt like true biatch when I left the store...

 

 

...It was worth it

 

Anyway since it's shitposting thread...

 

F~ Word.

 

[Captain Cobra]

I clogged my toilets (!!) 3 times today.

 

FUCK

[Kamen Rider Kuuga]

I hate it when the toilet gets clogged. Then you have to reach in and try to get the shit moving.

[Rasta the Lion]

Winter comes and disrupts my shitting in the bathroom. Is too cold in there when getting off bed.

[MikeMetal]

 

We need to shitposting DEEPAH.

[Rasta the Lion]

^ What can Africa do with a laptop.

[Kamen Rider Kuuga]

Hey man, eating another persons shit is the ultimate sign of love.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

^ Too much Night Shift Nurse I presume?

[Captain Cobra]

Playing around with a shit decal I made.

 

[Emily]

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[Rasta the Lion]

<--- This is Rasta. Give him cuddles and meat (weed also works) to help him gain his happiness.

[Captain Cobra]

Naw.

[Call me Mark]

Yow.

[fejeena]

shit, Scheiße, merde, kak, mut,  القرف, pox, kaka, বিষ্ঠা, sranje, лайна, 狗屁, 狗屁, fek, pask, paska, merda, σκατά, છી, צואה, मल, quav dev, na na na, kotoran, cac, skít, たわごと, telek, דרעק

,ಮಲವಿಸರ್ಜನೆ, លាមក, 똥, mauris, sūdi, šūdas, tahi, घाण, срања, өмхий баас, stront, faen, gówno, rahat, дерьмо, Fan, говно, hovno, shire, mierda, tae, மலம், షిట్, อึ, bok, лайно, گه, szar, ارے, Chết tiệt, cachu, дзярмо, nik

 

credits (and shit): Google translator

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Captain Cobra]

[Ghost]

So first and last post from myself on this thread.... actually this thread is useless

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0xh3zYquGo

 

[nonusnomeni]

[Guest Ragna_Rok]

that filthy grumpy cat stole my signature video!!! 

 

hm... i cant only bitch around in this post... gimme a second... *looks up his favorites* ... aaaah, there you go folks -->

 

 

[Lexi SubZero]

Here's one from the science books to think about...

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080901234330AAgZYTs

[xartom]

What is this I don't even. How'd I even end up here.

[Guest Ragna_Rok]

[nonusnomeni]

[Cynical Misanthrope]

kaka

Omg, do you know what you have done to me? You have ruined my life! How you may ask?

Well let me tell you how. The word KAKA in my language means Cookie.

 

So from now on, when someone offer me a cookie I'm gonna run around in circles and vomit teh shit out of me

 

 

Hmm, languages are weird, one mans cookie is another mans shit

 

[PsychoMachina]

2 Girls, 1 Cup.