Boobs pierce armor!

[petterparker09]

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Please I need help. Can anyone tell me what I'm doing wrong in Body Slide?

[donttouchmethere]

What armor replacer are you using? Is it compatible with the body you are using?

 

Armor piercing Boobs ?

Sounds like a secret weapon ?

[Alessia Wellington]

1 hour ago, donttouchmethere said:

Armor piercing Boobs

Sounds like a secret weapon

 

Would go great with Martial Milk.

[donttouchmethere]

7 minutes ago, Alessia Wellington said:

 

Would go great with Martial Milk.

Hey, obviously you have an expertise in milk!
Can you tell if this is a serious simulation of the immense amount of work involved in a dairy farm?
If so, why can't I stop laughing after seeing the first game video on Steam?

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1924440/Directly_Drink_Milk_from_Cow/

[Alessia Wellington]

2 minutes ago, donttouchmethere said:

Can you tell if this is a serious simulation of the immense amount of work involved in a dairy farm?

 

Not at all. Milking cows by hand takes at least 10 minutes per cow. 

[donttouchmethere]

19 minutes ago, Alessia Wellington said:

10 minutes per cow

10 minutes ?

Only experts in cow milking can archive anything close to that... unless - of course - the cow is well trained to get milked and gives useful instructions during the process.

Edited July 13, 2023 by donttouchmethere

[Andy14]

3 hours ago, donttouchmethere said:

10 minutes

If after 10 minutes there is still no success, then it is probably a bull. Just keep going ... hope dies last.?

[Andy14]

5 hours ago, petterparker09 said:

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Please I need help. Can anyone tell me what I'm doing wrong in Body Slide?

 

If you tell us what armor that is and what you did in Bodyslide, we can also tell what you did wrong.

[Miauzi]

Vor 7 Minuten sagte Andy14:

Wenn nach 10 Minuten immer noch kein Erfolg zu verzeichnen ist, handelt es sich wahrscheinlich um einen Bullen. Mach einfach weiter ... die Hoffnung stirbt zuletzt. ?

 

if a single cow produces approx. 3,800 litres of milk per year ... this is 10 litres per day

(High yielding cows give DOUBLE that - 20 litres have to be milked per day).

My father learned to milk by hand in the early 1940s!

The "milker with the cold hands" has a lot of work to do - when she "presses" 1 litre of cow's milk out of the 4 teats of the owl per minute.

?

 

[donttouchmethere]

6 hours ago, Andy14 said:

If after 10 minutes there is still no success, then it is probably a bull. Just keep going ... hope dies last.?

A bull that last that long, I will have to continue for science! ?‍?

[Andy14]

11 hours ago, Miauzi said:

High yielding cows give DOUBLE that - 20 litres have to be milked per day

 

Hochleistungskühe geben sogar mehr als 40 Liter am Tag. Die Art des Futters und die Art der Haltung hat allerdings nichts mehr mit Viehhaltung zu tun. Das ist nur noch pure Ausbeutung und Quälerei.