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Guest Youngmemer
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little known fact is that knights had removable genitals...

 

Why can't I live in North Korea?

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Guest Omega1084
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Because they need something to hang their egos on to dry.

 

Why do all Pokemon have speech impediments?

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Guest Youngmemer
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Because you have a fish taped to your head.

 

Why does my toe hurt?

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Because the motorcycle got upset because it didn't have doors after the telephone pole cried syrup in the warm blizzard, and the trained ape said, "Pass the bottle." Other than that, soda pop.

 

Where does the airplane fly under water?

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Because you three had eyes, I had to remove the third one and I did a pretty good job to make you look great :).

 

How can you eat 100 marshmallow?

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Because of your personal super mutant power to make it wet, to everyone else its dry. Thats an amazing power. xD

 

 

How is it that i'm still a virgin, but i'm not a nerd or fat >.>

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