Cloe Posted December 20, 2013 Posted December 20, 2013 Because it was obvious he couldn't do it elsewhere. How Santa makes all the presents for billions of people ?
Rasta the Lion Posted December 20, 2013 Posted December 20, 2013 Kills one of his infinite elves assistants and of that comes a present of a person's wish. How to stop postman from running when Rasta opens the door for him to give me mails ?
Cloe Posted December 20, 2013 Posted December 20, 2013 Try purring or meowning, maybe postman will find cute and will hug you instead of fleeing in fear. It is a crime if someone rapes a prostitute ?
Rasta the Lion Posted December 20, 2013 Posted December 20, 2013 Only if the prostitute complains it wasn't a good round. Are there any tigresses around ?
formel Posted December 20, 2013 Posted December 20, 2013 Surely but When will cats take over the world? (I mean the small and evil ones not the bigger ones that seem only intrested in cuddling )
Rasta the Lion Posted December 20, 2013 Posted December 20, 2013 When humans will get bored of this planet and leave for new lands in outer space. What to take for Rasta to grow a bushy mustache himself ?
Hentai-chan Posted December 23, 2013 Posted December 23, 2013 because he has so much hair above his head If humans are so full of liquids, why bother drinking water?
nonusnomeni Posted December 23, 2013 Posted December 23, 2013 water who will drink water?!? was today different then tomorrow??
Hentai-chan Posted December 24, 2013 Posted December 24, 2013 Today was yesterday, tomorrow is today. What does that make of the day after if not the distant past?
formel Posted December 24, 2013 Posted December 24, 2013 The past becomes the future and time and endless loop. How to escape this infernal circle.
PantherXoXTaco Posted December 24, 2013 Posted December 24, 2013 By digging a hole under it. Now, why is it that lamps have souls?
nonusnomeni Posted December 24, 2013 Posted December 24, 2013 butterfly souls can wind be faster then life?
Rasta the Lion Posted December 24, 2013 Posted December 24, 2013 Yes, wind travels faster than any living specimen. Why dogs chase their own tail ?
nonusnomeni Posted December 25, 2013 Posted December 25, 2013 cuz they are just stupid dogs is there difference between dog and village idiot?
Guest Ragna_Rok Posted December 26, 2013 Posted December 26, 2013 nachos. why would a cat wear a monocle ?
Hentai-chan Posted December 27, 2013 Posted December 27, 2013 Because it's sophisticated and wants to feel important about himself. Why do men not have a bone where it's "actually" needed?
Thulas Posted December 27, 2013 Posted December 27, 2013 Because the brain doesn't need a bone. What reason there is that there is no porn about a headache and a sluttly alcohol bottle made yet?
Guest Ragna_Rok Posted December 27, 2013 Posted December 27, 2013 42. why do you call girls also "chicks" if chickens are best served fried?
nonusnomeni Posted December 27, 2013 Posted December 27, 2013 chicks are best served hot warm beer or cold chick?
Guest Ragna_Rok Posted December 27, 2013 Posted December 27, 2013 a cool warm and a beer chick. waffles or nachos?
Guest Ragna_Rok Posted December 27, 2013 Posted December 27, 2013 ice tea how can men understand women?
nonusnomeni Posted December 27, 2013 Posted December 27, 2013 http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-esYRzHXhYoQ/UL4mx5Nc5xI/AAAAAAAAFL8/aEQrttLzBNQ/s1600/Janet_Chicken.jpg snow or rain?
Guest Ragna_Rok Posted December 27, 2013 Posted December 27, 2013 dont eat the yellow snow. cannibals cooking your family jewels or freezing your butt off?
nonusnomeni Posted December 27, 2013 Posted December 27, 2013 they will found you address time to sleep?
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