DonQuiWho Posted October 17, 2019 Posted October 17, 2019 43 minutes ago, Psalam said: BANNED! for referencing such a stretch for a rhyme. Not like this from Hilaire Belloc: I shoot the hippopotamus with bullets made of platinum, Because if I use the leaden one his hide is sure to flatten 'em. BANNED! for having a tough enough hide to foist that on us!
DonQuiWho Posted October 18, 2019 Posted October 18, 2019 21 hours ago, Tyrant99 said: Banned for not answering rhymes with rhymes when this has clearly become a rhyme-off featuring certain large mammals native to central Africa. BANNED! for failing to include Orangish Red Elephantine Trumpeting rhymes
Psalam Posted October 18, 2019 Posted October 18, 2019 22 minutes ago, donkeywho said: BANNED! for failing to include Orangish Red Elephantine Trumpeting rhymes BANNED! because it's been done:
Psalam Posted October 19, 2019 Posted October 19, 2019 1 hour ago, EvalovesEP said: Banned for posting politicians' pictures. BANNED! for being a rules lawyer (#9 to be precise).
worik Posted October 19, 2019 Posted October 19, 2019 18 minutes ago, Psalam said: BANNED! for being a rules lawyer (#9 to be precise). BANNED for indirectly confirming her, that in the picture up there was any politician at all. 1
Psalam Posted October 19, 2019 Posted October 19, 2019 37 minutes ago, worik said: BANNED for indirectly confirming her, that in the picture up there was any politician at all. BANNED! because the guy on the left in the cool hat MUST be a politician. 1
Guest Posted October 19, 2019 Posted October 19, 2019 2 hours ago, Psalam said: BANNED! because the guy on the left in the cool hat MUST be a politician. Banned for forcing the guy on the left to be a politician.
DonQuiWho Posted October 19, 2019 Posted October 19, 2019 3 hours ago, Tyrant99 said: Banned because forcing people to be politicians is an age old tradition of inbred familial dynasties. BANNED! for understanding that Johnsons breed yet more Johnsons
Psalam Posted October 19, 2019 Posted October 19, 2019 34 minutes ago, donkeywho said: BANNED! for understanding that Johnsons breed yet more Johnsons BANNED! because Charles II was a Hapsburg and not a Johnson (although he was butt ugly).
DonQuiWho Posted October 20, 2019 Posted October 20, 2019 1 hour ago, Psalam said: BANNED! because Charles II was a Hapsburg and not a Johnson (although he was butt ugly). BANNED! because a Johnson Hapsburger doesn't bear thinking about
Psalam Posted October 20, 2019 Posted October 20, 2019 8 hours ago, Tyrant99 said: Banned because too many people are fucking their cousins in the modern age... BANNED! for not appreciating that those people (the cousin fuckers) are so much better than the rest of us that they stand no chance of passing along genetically inheritable disease like the English royals did to the rest of Europe.
Psalam Posted October 21, 2019 Posted October 21, 2019 6 hours ago, Tyrant99 said: Banned for suggesting that the blue people of Kentucky are elitists! BANNED! if you think that because someone is poor or from Kentucky they can't be an elitist.
DonQuiWho Posted October 21, 2019 Posted October 21, 2019 2 hours ago, Psalam said: BANNED! if you think that because someone is poor or from Kentucky they can't be an elitist. BANNED! for not pointing out the the ultimate aim of every elitist in Kentucky is to be the last living chicken
Psalam Posted October 21, 2019 Posted October 21, 2019 12 minutes ago, donkeywho said: BANNED! for not pointing out the the ultimate aim of every elitist in Kentucky is to be the last living chicken BANNED! because now I want to talk about the last living chicken in Kentucky but since that is part of out current gubernatorial election it would be a political statement and the moderators would see that I was banned!
DonQuiWho Posted October 21, 2019 Posted October 21, 2019 27 minutes ago, Psalam said: BANNED! because now I want to talk about the last living chicken in Kentucky but since that is part of out current gubernatorial election it would be a political statement and the moderators would see that I was banned! BANNED! for being as lucky as have pols who are chickens, as opposed to some of us whose pols are asses
Psalam Posted October 21, 2019 Posted October 21, 2019 9 minutes ago, donkeywho said: BANNED! for being as lucky as have pols who are chickens, as opposed to some of us whose pols are asses BANNED! because they eat from the same trough:
DonQuiWho Posted October 21, 2019 Posted October 21, 2019 3 hours ago, Psalam said: BANNED! because they eat from the same trough: BANNED! for showing us something that I'd rather not think about
Psalam Posted October 21, 2019 Posted October 21, 2019 5 hours ago, donkeywho said: BANNED! for showing us something that I'd rather not think about BANNED! because you're offended and I didn't even show the one with them having sex (they're incestuous as well as eating from the same trough).
DonQuiWho Posted October 21, 2019 Posted October 21, 2019 1 minute ago, Psalam said: BANNED! because you're offended and I didn't even show the one with them having sex (they're incestuous as well as eating from the same trough). BANNED! for casting the most disgusting aspersions about Brother Chicken and Sister Ass
Psalam Posted October 22, 2019 Posted October 22, 2019 11 hours ago, donkeywho said: BANNED! for casting the most disgusting aspersions about Brother Chicken and Sister Ass BANNED! because, unless my memory is failing me (which it may be), Brother Ass is the term that Saint Francis of Assisi coined to refer to his own body.
DonQuiWho Posted October 22, 2019 Posted October 22, 2019 2 hours ago, Psalam said: BANNED! because, unless my memory is failing me (which it may be), Brother Ass is the term that Saint Francis of Assisi coined to refer to his own body. BANNED! for even the tiniest, most absurd, implication that St Francis would maybe therefore be dining on Colonel Sanders
Tyrant99 Posted October 22, 2019 Posted October 22, 2019 45 minutes ago, donkeywho said: BANNED! for even the tiniest, most absurd, implication that St Francis would maybe therefore be dining on Colonel Sanders Banned for suggesting that a Saint eating out the new female Colonel Sanders would somehow be sacrilegious and offends your prudish sensibilities. If you presume that no Saint ever went down on a hairy woman, then you sir know nothing about the true history of the Middle Ages.
Psalam Posted October 22, 2019 Posted October 22, 2019 29 minutes ago, Tyrant99 said: Banned for suggesting that a Saint eating out the new female Colonel Sanders would somehow be sacrilegious and offends your prudish sensibilities. If you presume that no Saint ever went down on a hairy woman, then you sir know nothing about the true history of the Middle Ages. BANNED! for suggesting that sexual peccadillos (or was that a pack of dildos?) of the religious are somehow relegated to the past, specifically the Middle Ages.
Tyrant99 Posted October 22, 2019 Posted October 22, 2019 5 hours ago, Psalam said: BANNED! for suggesting that sexual peccadillos (or was that a pack of dildos?) of the religious are somehow relegated to the past, specifically the Middle Ages. Banned for not realizing that we're talking about sexcapades with hairy women here, and women used to be much hairier before the advent of modern shaving technology! In the days before furry porn was a thing, there was still plenty of fur to go around!
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