The Banning Game - II

[Psalam]

28 minutes ago, donkeywho said:

BANNED! for not having previously explained that her uttering "P P P Poo" on alleviating herself wasn't just a stutter

BANNED! for suggesting that she merely alleviates herself and does not relieve herself! (for non-native English speakers: alleviate indicates lessening of a symptom while relieve indicates the complete removal of a symptom).

[DonQuiWho]

1 hour ago, Tyrant99 said:

Banned for not preemptively relieving us of your semantic pedantry.  

 

(*footnote* This was a sick burn in the year 1804).

BANNED! for indulging in heavy relief

[Psalam]

2 hours ago, Tyrant99 said:

Banned to purgatory for skimping on indulgences.

BANNED! for indulging your passions!

[DonQuiWho]

40 minutes ago, Tyrant99 said:

Banned, just because I stayed up til 5am working on Grid Maths and Dijkstra's algorithm...

 

BANNED! for not being able to intuitively determine that the shortest route to bed is to look at it, walk to it, and jump into it

[Psalam]

9 hours ago, donkeywho said:

BANNED! for not being able to intuitively determine that the shortest route to bed is to look at it, walk to it, and jump into it

BANNED! for being a slave to Euclidean geometry and thinking that the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

[DonQuiWho]

58 minutes ago, Psalam said:

BANNED! for being a slave to Euclidean geometry and thinking that the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

BANNED! for assuming that I might ignore the Earth's curvature on my bedward travels

[Evaloves4]

4 hours ago, Tyrant99 said:

Banned for being a human that needs sleep!

Banned for being whatever you are and doesn't need a sleep

[Psalam]

11 hours ago, EvalovesEP said:

Banned for being whatever you are and doesn't need a sleep

BANNED! Because:

 

[DonQuiWho]

4 hours ago, Psalam said:

BANNED! Because:

 

BANNED! because you don't seem to know the difference between Beatles and Chaurus

[Psalam]

59 minutes ago, donkeywho said:

BANNED! because you don't seem to know the difference between Beatles and Chaurus

BANNED! because the Beatles were not above using a chorus in their music.

[worik]

6 hours ago, Tyrant99 said:

Banned because 

BANNED for making us to see it black and white ?

[DonQuiWho]

4 hours ago, worik said:

BANNED for making us to see it black and white ?

BANNED!  for not knowing that ,,,,

[Psalam]

21 minutes ago, donkeywho said:

BANNED!  for not knowing that ,,,,

BANNED! because "Black is Black":

 

[DonQuiWho]

2 hours ago, Psalam said:

BANNED! because "Black is Black":

 

BANNED! for clearly reading the thread whilst wearing a Leeches Effect blindfold

[DonQuiWho]

3 hours ago, Tyrant99 said:

Banned because perhaps he wants it that way.

 

 

BANNED! FOR FAILING The 50 Shades test

[Psalam]

10 hours ago, donkeywho said:

BANNED! FOR FAILING The 50 Shades test

BANNED! for even referring to that turkey. ?

[Evaloves4]

Banned for you are talking about turkey and and not Turkey as potential USA enemy.

[DonQuiWho]

1 hour ago, EvalovesEP said:

Banned for you are talking about turkey and and not Turkey as potential USA enemy.

BANNED! for spurious, fake news, political content.  The real news is, of course, that ...

 

Italy was Hungary, it took a piece of Turkey, dipped it in Greece, and fried it in Japan

[Psalam]

2 hours ago, donkeywho said:

BANNED! for spurious, fake news, political content.  The real news is, of course, that ...

 

Italy was Hungary, it took a piece of Turkey, dipped it in Greece, and fried it in Japan

BANNED! for "country" humor. I think we should be a bit more "state"ly.

 

 

[strikemasterz]

30 minutes ago, Psalam said:

BANNED! for "country" humor. I think we should be a bit more "state"ly.

 

 

 

BANNED!  for having to do ANYTHING with the state of Delaware

[Psalam]

1 hour ago, strikemasterz said:

 

BANNED!  for having to do ANYTHING with the state of Delaware

BANNED! because it's all a state of mind.

 

[DonQuiWho]

49 minutes ago, Psalam said:

BANNED! because it's all a state of mind.

 

BANNED! because that's best performed in Tennessee

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htZnpnoHGgY

[Psalam]

1 hour ago, donkeywho said:

BANNED! because that's best performed in Tennessee

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htZnpnoHGgY

BANNED! because, let me guess, you best do this song in Minnesota:

 

[worik]

57 minutes ago, Psalam said:

Minnesota

BANNED for making me immediately think about something that rhymes with "Minnesota"

? ? ? ?

 

[Psalam]

43 minutes ago, worik said:

BANNED for making me immediately think about something that rhymes with "Minnesota"

? ? ? ?

 

BANNED! for referencing such a stretch for a rhyme. Not like this from Hilaire Belloc:

     I shoot the hippopotamus with bullets made of platinum,

     Because if I use the leaden one his hide is sure to flatten 'em.