Psalam Posted October 13, 2019 Posted October 13, 2019 28 minutes ago, donkeywho said: BANNED! for not having previously explained that her uttering "P P P Poo" on alleviating herself wasn't just a stutter BANNED! for suggesting that she merely alleviates herself and does not relieve herself! (for non-native English speakers: alleviate indicates lessening of a symptom while relieve indicates the complete removal of a symptom).
DonQuiWho Posted October 13, 2019 Posted October 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Tyrant99 said: Banned for not preemptively relieving us of your semantic pedantry. (*footnote* This was a sick burn in the year 1804). BANNED! for indulging in heavy relief
Psalam Posted October 14, 2019 Posted October 14, 2019 2 hours ago, Tyrant99 said: Banned to purgatory for skimping on indulgences. BANNED! for indulging your passions!
DonQuiWho Posted October 14, 2019 Posted October 14, 2019 40 minutes ago, Tyrant99 said: Banned, just because I stayed up til 5am working on Grid Maths and Dijkstra's algorithm... BANNED! for not being able to intuitively determine that the shortest route to bed is to look at it, walk to it, and jump into it
Psalam Posted October 14, 2019 Posted October 14, 2019 9 hours ago, donkeywho said: BANNED! for not being able to intuitively determine that the shortest route to bed is to look at it, walk to it, and jump into it BANNED! for being a slave to Euclidean geometry and thinking that the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.
DonQuiWho Posted October 14, 2019 Posted October 14, 2019 58 minutes ago, Psalam said: BANNED! for being a slave to Euclidean geometry and thinking that the shortest distance between two points is a straight line. BANNED! for assuming that I might ignore the Earth's curvature on my bedward travels
Guest Posted October 15, 2019 Posted October 15, 2019 4 hours ago, Tyrant99 said: Banned for being a human that needs sleep! Banned for being whatever you are and doesn't need a sleep
Psalam Posted October 15, 2019 Posted October 15, 2019 11 hours ago, EvalovesEP said: Banned for being whatever you are and doesn't need a sleep BANNED! Because:
DonQuiWho Posted October 15, 2019 Posted October 15, 2019 4 hours ago, Psalam said: BANNED! Because: BANNED! because you don't seem to know the difference between Beatles and Chaurus
Psalam Posted October 15, 2019 Posted October 15, 2019 59 minutes ago, donkeywho said: BANNED! because you don't seem to know the difference between Beatles and Chaurus BANNED! because the Beatles were not above using a chorus in their music.
worik Posted October 16, 2019 Posted October 16, 2019 6 hours ago, Tyrant99 said: Banned because BANNED for making us to see it black and white ?
DonQuiWho Posted October 16, 2019 Posted October 16, 2019 4 hours ago, worik said: BANNED for making us to see it black and white ? BANNED! for not knowing that ,,,,
Psalam Posted October 16, 2019 Posted October 16, 2019 21 minutes ago, donkeywho said: BANNED! for not knowing that ,,,, BANNED! because "Black is Black":
DonQuiWho Posted October 16, 2019 Posted October 16, 2019 2 hours ago, Psalam said: BANNED! because "Black is Black": BANNED! for clearly reading the thread whilst wearing a Leeches Effect blindfold
DonQuiWho Posted October 16, 2019 Posted October 16, 2019 3 hours ago, Tyrant99 said: Banned because perhaps he wants it that way. BANNED! FOR FAILING The 50 Shades test
Psalam Posted October 17, 2019 Posted October 17, 2019 10 hours ago, donkeywho said: BANNED! FOR FAILING The 50 Shades test BANNED! for even referring to that turkey. ?
Guest Posted October 17, 2019 Posted October 17, 2019 Banned for you are talking about turkey and and not Turkey as potential USA enemy.
DonQuiWho Posted October 17, 2019 Posted October 17, 2019 1 hour ago, EvalovesEP said: Banned for you are talking about turkey and and not Turkey as potential USA enemy. BANNED! for spurious, fake news, political content. The real news is, of course, that ... Italy was Hungary, it took a piece of Turkey, dipped it in Greece, and fried it in Japan
Psalam Posted October 17, 2019 Posted October 17, 2019 2 hours ago, donkeywho said: BANNED! for spurious, fake news, political content. The real news is, of course, that ... Italy was Hungary, it took a piece of Turkey, dipped it in Greece, and fried it in Japan BANNED! for "country" humor. I think we should be a bit more "state"ly.
strikemasterz Posted October 17, 2019 Posted October 17, 2019 30 minutes ago, Psalam said: BANNED! for "country" humor. I think we should be a bit more "state"ly. BANNED! for having to do ANYTHING with the state of Delaware
Psalam Posted October 17, 2019 Posted October 17, 2019 1 hour ago, strikemasterz said: BANNED! for having to do ANYTHING with the state of Delaware BANNED! because it's all a state of mind.
DonQuiWho Posted October 17, 2019 Posted October 17, 2019 49 minutes ago, Psalam said: BANNED! because it's all a state of mind. BANNED! because that's best performed in Tennessee https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htZnpnoHGgY
Psalam Posted October 17, 2019 Posted October 17, 2019 1 hour ago, donkeywho said: BANNED! because that's best performed in Tennessee https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htZnpnoHGgY BANNED! because, let me guess, you best do this song in Minnesota:
worik Posted October 17, 2019 Posted October 17, 2019 57 minutes ago, Psalam said: Minnesota BANNED for making me immediately think about something that rhymes with "Minnesota" ? ? ? ?
Psalam Posted October 17, 2019 Posted October 17, 2019 43 minutes ago, worik said: BANNED for making me immediately think about something that rhymes with "Minnesota" ? ? ? ? BANNED! for referencing such a stretch for a rhyme. Not like this from Hilaire Belloc: I shoot the hippopotamus with bullets made of platinum, Because if I use the leaden one his hide is sure to flatten 'em.
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