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The Banning Game - II


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Posted
2 minutes ago, Psalam said:

BANNED for Worik is the founder of antics 'R Us.

BANNED for I attended the school of silly walks and I shan't be getting up to the same antics as you and the @worik. I'll just be over here causing a little mischief...and other things...like hiding your hearing aid batteries...maybe I need them...

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Posted
1 minute ago, GreyMouse said:

BANNED for I attended the school of silly walks and I shan't be getting up to the same antics as you and the @worik. I'll just be over here causing a little mischief...and other things...like hiding your hearing aid batteries...maybe I need them...

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BANNED for my wife has a refrigerator magnet that was put out by the ministry for silly walks which, I suppose, is where your graduates wind up working.

Posted
Just now, Psalam said:

BANNED for my wife has a refrigerator magnet that was put out by the ministry for silly walks which, I suppose, is where your graduates wind up working.

BANNED for I resemble that comment and I must use caution around the magnets. They mess with the tiny plate in my skull and cause unforeseen actions that I am not responsible for...like hitting people with hammers and such...

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Posted
4 minutes ago, GreyMouse said:

BANNED for I resemble that comment and I must use caution around the magnets. They mess with the tiny plate in my skull and cause unforeseen actions that I am not responsible for...like hitting people with hammers and such...

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BANNED for resembling any remark that my aged mind might make

Posted
2 minutes ago, Psalam said:

BANNED for resembling any remark that my aged mind might make

BANNED for relying on your age as a crutch, now you sound like my wife. Stop it. BANNED again for good measure.

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Posted
Just now, GreyMouse said:

BANNED for relying on your age as a crutch, now you sound like my wife. Stop it. BANNED again for good measure.

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BANNED for taking away my crutch - now, where is that damned walker?

Posted
8 minutes ago, Psalam said:

BANNED for taking away my crutch - now, where is that damned walker?

BANNED for remembering you had a crutch and you'll never find your damned walker! I put it in my maze...bwahhahahaha!

...and I flattened your wheelchair tires...

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Posted
1 minute ago, GreyMouse said:

BANNED for remembering you had a crutch and you'll never find your damned walker! I put it in my maze...bwahhahahaha!

...and I flattened your wheelchair tires...

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BANNED because I really liked that walker - electric blue with a place that I could sit and brakes and ... something

Posted
13 minutes ago, Psalam said:

BANNED because I really liked that walker - electric blue with a place that I could sit and brakes and ... something

Banned for not also having turn signals on your walker (so you can leave the left signal on for ten blocks making so no one will pass)

Posted
Just now, LadySmoks said:

Banned for not also having turn signals on your walker (so you can leave the left signal on for ten blocks making so no one will pass)

BANNED because, despite my many faults, failing to use a turn signal or leaving one on indefinitely, are not characteristic of me

Posted
42 minutes ago, Psalam said:

BANNED because, despite my many faults, failing to use a turn signal or leaving one on indefinitely, are not characteristic of me

Banned for being old, yet denying the true nature of your condition (being old and not leaving your turn signal on for miles in an abomination against God and nature)

Posted
43 minutes ago, Psalam said:

BANNED because, despite my many faults, failing to use a turn signal or leaving one on indefinitely, are not characteristic of me

BANNED for having the audacity to actually use your turn signals correctly, or being to afford them in the first place, since they seem to be optional equipment again these days.

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Posted
2 hours ago, GreyMouse said:

BANNED for having the audacity to actually use your turn signals correctly, or being to afford them in the first place, since they seem to be optional equipment again these days.

Banned for squeaking out of turn

Posted
10 hours ago, LadySmoks said:

Banned for squeaking out of turn

BANNED for denying a mouse a numbered waiting ticket

Posted
4 hours ago, worik said:

BANNED for denying a mouse a numbered waiting ticket

BANNED because a mouse has no concept of what those scratches on paper are for

Posted
57 minutes ago, Psalam said:

BANNED because a mouse has no concept of what those scratches on paper are for

BANNED for forgetting about the idea of a simple cheese trail

Posted
22 minutes ago, worik said:

BANNED for forgetting about the idea of a simple cheese trail

BANNED because @GreyMouse is on to those cheap tricks to try to catch a mouse. You'll need pate to entice him I think.

Posted
45 minutes ago, Psalam said:

BANNED because @GreyMouse is on to those cheap tricks to try to catch a mouse. You'll need pate to entice him I think.

Banned for giving FAR to much credit to a mouse to be able to stop thinking with it's stomach

Posted
1 minute ago, LadySmoks said:

Banned for giving FAR to much credit to a mouse to be able to stop thinking with it's stomach

BANNED for thinking that just because the rodent has a stomach it does not also have a palate

Posted
26 minutes ago, Psalam said:

BANNED for thinking that just because the rodent has a stomach it does not also have a palate

Banned for AGAIN giving FAR too much credit to a creature that humps cheese and eats from a garbage can

Posted
21 minutes ago, LadySmoks said:

Banned for AGAIN giving FAR too much credit to a creature that humps cheese and eats from a garbage can

BANNED for making the cheese in our fridge appear like an awful untasty thing for rodents ?

Posted
40 minutes ago, worik said:

BANNED for making the cheese in our fridge appear like an awful untasty thing for rodents ?

Banned as the cheese is tasty... just for a rodent trying to get to it, very deadly (home intruders are met with deadly force)

Posted
24 minutes ago, LadySmoks said:

Banned as the cheese is tasty... just for a rodent trying to get to it, very deadly (home intruders are met with deadly force)

BANNED for deadly force is only a threat if one knows I'm there. And thanks for the cheese. It was tasty and sorry about the hole I made in the back of your fridge. (no I'm not)

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