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[SUGGESTION] Discount carriage travel with Sex In The Middle


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Middle of the trip, middle of the road, middle of the cart...

 

Add a dialog option to every carriage ("Hey, could I get there for half price if I...").  

A list of predetermined spots, each in between X the start and Y the destination (not that many for stock)  Just one would be fine.

Fade to black.

Put the carriage at the predetermined spot temporarily as a static

Trigger sex between PC and carriage driver, in the carriage bed, oriented along the carriage bed

Fade in, play the sex animation, fade out

remove the carriage at the spot

take the gold away

Fade In & Arrive at destination as usual.

 

Bonus/V2

Any follower(s) could join in.  

More spots

make it compatible with mods like Carriage & Ferry Travel Overhaul or others - I'd suggest (but have no idea) this mod hook it into the dialogue of all carriage guys or ferry guys.

Posted
38 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said:

It would play havoc with the timetable. ?

Hey, it's his responsibility, not mine. 

Besides, it doesn't look like other people use carriages often anyway.

 

37 minutes ago, fooman said:

I second this suggestion. I don't know if you got this idea from Thief, but it has a scene exactly like this.

Since I don't know what 'Thief' you are thinking of - the 1981 movie with the awesome soundtrack? a game? - I kinda would say I did not.  But I could be wrong... ?

Posted
2 hours ago, qalavix said:

Hey, it's his responsibility, not mine. 

Besides, it doesn't look like other people use carriages often anyway.

 

Since I don't know what 'Thief' you are thinking of - the 1981 movie with the awesome soundtrack? a game? - I kinda would say I did not.  But I could be wrong... ?

 

It's a Skyrim mod.

 

It's a self contained DLC sized quest mod. Really fun story. Would recommend. Doesn't get enough attention IMO. Not to spoil anything, but there is a scene where the PC gets banged in the back of a carriage while driving through the middle of Rorikstead with some NPCs looking on. Good stuff.

It needs it's own load order though as it can conflict with sexlab. It has its own animation system.

Posted
On 3/2/2022 at 5:46 PM, Grey Cloud said:

It would play havoc with the timetable. ?

True, but I heard through the grapevine that it's a fun way for non-fugly females to travel long distances while avoiding any inconvenient funds disbursals.

 

On a completely unrelated note, Kenworths and the stunningly-appropriately-named Peterbilts have the best sleepers.?

 

On 3/2/2022 at 9:25 PM, fooman said:

(some stuff)

(Heard at the dinner table throughout fooman's lengthy childhood):

"Chew, fooman, chew! They'll name a mustache after you when you grow up, if only you'll eat those veggies..."

Posted
25 minutes ago, Vyxenne said:

True, but I heard through the grapevine that it's an fun way for non-fugly females to travel long distances while avoiding any inconvenient funds disbursals.

She was only the typist's daughter but she knew how to make a carriage return.

I'll get my coat. ?

Posted
On 3/3/2022 at 1:57 PM, Grey Cloud said:

She was only the typist's daughter but she knew how to make a carriage return.

I'll get my coat. ?

That's simply epic. No kidding. Your best yet. No way I can top it. You win the Internet for today even if you didn't get the "grapevine" reference or the Fu Manchu pun. You literally put tears in my eyes. :classic_heart:

Posted
20 minutes ago, Vyxenne said:

even if you didn't get the "grapevine" reference or the Fu Manchu pun.

I took the 'grapevine' to be referencing a drink of wine. I missed and am still missing the Fu Manchu part. The only Fu Manchu I know of is the one from the old 'yellow peril' novel and film.

 

'She was only . . .' jokes are/were a thing over here.

Posted
58 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said:

I took the 'grapevine' to be referencing a drink of wine. I missed and am still missing the Fu Manchu part.

Pls recheck my original post- I added links. As a non-Colonial, you can be excused for not knowing about the infamous "Truckers' Bane" killer grade out in California known as "The Grapevine." It's even been mentioned in songs.

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