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Posted
12 minutes ago, donttouchmethere said:

I like how he rolls the cold pizza, not that I would ever do that

He does some really funny parodies and pulls it off with perfection.  I liked the part where the ice cube water was boiling in her naval.  After that, it got a bit anti-climactic.

Posted
2 minutes ago, Marg597 said:

 

Looks like someone is about to get some Eggs BennyDICK'd

 

Sounds like a good start to my day ;) 

Posted
1 hour ago, lotus.angel said:

Apparently, Santa likes the whole food/beverage thing too.

 

I just got a monster bottle of Tequila.  Does he want me to do bad things.  LOL ?

Go big or stay home.

Posted
3 minutes ago, fishburger67 said:

Go big or stay home.

How about both...lol...

 

Perhaps a temporary ban from the forum will be in order>

Posted
6 hours ago, fishburger67 said:

Go big or stay home.

 

Do love some tequila...makes this girl do things lol.

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Peace people. We're a good group. lol.

Posted
6 minutes ago, lotus.angel said:

I mess with @fishburger67.  There is peace.  However, since I can't run around naked in front of him to get his attention, and I am impatient, I have to get resourceful.  It's all good.  

 

Me saying WTF to him is enthusiastic WHATSUP?!

 

lol WTF @fishburger67? What's a girl gotta do? #yourSide

Posted
2 minutes ago, fishburger67 said:

Running around naked in front of me works.

Beggars, can be choosers. lol

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Posted
6 hours ago, zelphador23 said:

Beggars, can be choosers. lol

 

Absolutely.....and..  umm..  wait..no..   I  gotta be good....get those thoughts out of my head..... even if that is a perfect position to do...umm.  never mind...  wait....weren't we talking about how @lotus.angel was going to run naked in this forum to get @fishburger67's attention?

 

As for Santa....hmm..  

 

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As for what I will settle from Santa......ummm..   this one (it is a link)

 

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2022 M8 Competition Gran Coupe

 

Posted
2 hours ago, steelpanther24 said:

 

Absolutely.....and..  umm..  wait..no..   I  gotta be good....get those thoughts out of my head..... even if that is a perfect position to do...umm.  never mind...  wait....weren't we talking about how @lotus.angel was going to run naked in this forum to get @fishburger67's attention?

 

As for Santa....hmm..  

 

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As for what I will settle from Santa......ummm..   this one (it is a link)

 

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2022 M8 Competition Gran Coupe

 

safe words are for rookies.

Posted
6 hours ago, zelphador23 said:

safe words are for rookies.

 

my safeword is Grundstücksverkehrsgenehmigungszuständigkeitsübertragungsverordnung ? and no that's not gibberish, it's german.. which is basically the same for many people now that i think about it.

Posted
4 hours ago, Gukahn said:

 

my safeword is Grundstücksverkehrsgenehmigungszuständigkeitsübertragungsverordnung ? and no that's not gibberish, it's german.. which is basically the same for many people now that i think about it.

 

lol I think most safe words sound this way through a ball gag.

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