Guest Posted December 9, 2021 Posted December 9, 2021 @fishburger67 I KNEW you existed and that you lurk on this forum. I got a present today, a sparkly unicorn so exquisite, that I think I am in love with sparkly things. Santa, I must confess, I had to ask this crystal figurine of perfection if it could, in fact, fart rainbows and poop mini marshmallows for hot chocolate. I know it SOUNDS sarcastic, but for a moment there I thought it was a truly legitimate question. Anyone who doesn't believe in Santa is a loser ?
fishburger67 Posted December 9, 2021 Posted December 9, 2021 8 minutes ago, sativa said: aAGPKYR_460svav1.mp4 1.01 MB · 0 downloads LOLOLOLOL
donttouchmethere Posted December 10, 2021 Posted December 10, 2021 5 hours ago, sativa said: aAGPKYR_460svav1.mp4 1.01 MB · 0 downloads Wow! ? This raises some questions that are better left unasked. ?
donttouchmethere Posted December 10, 2021 Posted December 10, 2021 7 hours ago, lotus.angel said: fart rainbows and poop mini marshmallows for hot chocolate Unicorn droppings: Spoiler Unicorn Liquid manure Spoiler Male Unicorn testicles: Spoiler
Guest Posted December 11, 2021 Posted December 11, 2021 @donttouchmethere I now believe in DOG, I mean GOD.
Guest Posted December 11, 2021 Posted December 11, 2021 8 minutes ago, lotus.angel said: @donttouchmethere I now believe in DOG, I mean GOD. Is it weird if those pics of food make you horny? Asking for a friend. ?
Guest Posted December 11, 2021 Posted December 11, 2021 No, in fact, I am planning on attending the next High Mass. If I can get to confession first, that would be better, and I will bring some heart meds for the priest, just in case. I find my random thoughts disturb people "sigh".... Just sayin'......but I am remarkably boring when it comes to sexual fluidity. Actually....a few minutes after posting my silly response above, I got a memory of the 91/2 weeks scene with the refrigerator. Maybe I am sexually confused. Yeah....but, to your question, I am a food snob so the above photos actually offend my erotic sensibilities. And for the record, most of what I post is tongue in cheek. When I am serious it is usually painfully obvious. Thanks for the question, it was very funny
donttouchmethere Posted December 11, 2021 Posted December 11, 2021 10 minutes ago, zelphador23 said: Is it weird if those pics of food make you horny? Asking for a friend. ? No, no, tell your friend that's a totally normal effect after you taste unicorn rainbow liquids the first time: Spoiler Sadly unicorns are rare for use at home, but Santa found a simple solution for the times your favored unicorn is at the rainbow poop factory: Spoiler 29 minutes ago, lotus.angel said: @donttouchmethere I now believe in DOG, I mean GOD. You found one of the side-effects of consuming too much unicorn poop. If the cold turkey sets in you might want to have stock of these at home: Spoiler
Guest Posted December 11, 2021 Posted December 11, 2021 3 minutes ago, donttouchmethere said: No, no, tell your friend that's a totally normal effect after you taste unicorn rainbow liquids the first time: Reveal hidden contents Sadly unicorns are rare for use at home, but Santa found a simple solution for the times your favored unicorn is at the rainbow poop factory: Hide contents You found one of the side-effects of consuming too much unicorn poop. If the cold turkey sets in you might want to have stock of these at home: Reveal hidden contents OMG I want that toy...like, why is that not in my life at this moment?!
Guest Posted December 11, 2021 Posted December 11, 2021 OMG, I just saw the My Little Pony image... Excuse me while I go poke out my mind's eye. Don't get me wrong....I don't judge....but with the exception of my newly discovered snobby food fetish, I am sexually boring....lol
donttouchmethere Posted December 11, 2021 Posted December 11, 2021 13 minutes ago, lotus.angel said: OMG, I just saw the My Little Pony image... Excuse me while I go poke out my mind's eye. Don't get me wrong....I don't judge....but with the exception of my newly discovered snobby food fetish, I am sexually boring....lol Spoiler
donttouchmethere Posted December 11, 2021 Posted December 11, 2021 19 minutes ago, lotus.angel said: OMG, I just saw the My Little Pony image... You are right, some things can be demeaning Spoiler But those are really cute if it comes to sexually boring food (I hope ^^): Spoiler We’re all these little fat unicorn cakes at heart
Guest Posted December 11, 2021 Posted December 11, 2021 Fat Little Unicorn cakes......I am going to randomly blurt that phrase out at strangers just to see the reaction. I am easily entertained.
Gukahn Posted December 11, 2021 Posted December 11, 2021 34 minutes ago, lotus.angel said: Yeah so THIS works for me Well that's just foodpoorn at it's finest.. Now i am hungry.. And horny
Guest Posted December 11, 2021 Posted December 11, 2021 2 hours ago, lotus.angel said: Fat Little Unicorn cakes......I am going to randomly blurt that phrase out at strangers just to see the reaction. I am easily entertained. Lol aren't we all?
fishburger67 Posted December 11, 2021 Posted December 11, 2021 3 hours ago, lotus.angel said: Actually....a few minutes after posting my silly response above, I got a memory of the 91/2 weeks scene with the refrigerator. Help me out here, what is the 9 1/2 weeks scene with the refrigerator?
fishburger67 Posted December 12, 2021 Posted December 12, 2021 1 hour ago, lotus.angel said: Well, there is a link in the thread. Ok, I'm dumb. But in my defense, I am multitasking which I don't do well.
Guest Posted December 12, 2021 Posted December 12, 2021 2 minutes ago, fishburger67 said: Ok, I'm dumb. But in my defense, I am multitasking which I don't do well. Lol, no men do. Don't feel bad.
Guest Posted December 12, 2021 Posted December 12, 2021 And I thought @fishburger67 had seen eeeeeeeverything!
Guest Posted December 12, 2021 Posted December 12, 2021 1 hour ago, zelphador23 said: Lol, no men do. Don't feel bad.
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