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@fishburger67

 

I KNEW you existed and that you lurk on this forum.

 

 

I got a present today, a sparkly unicorn so exquisite, that I think I am in love with sparkly things.

 

Santa, I must confess, I had to ask this crystal figurine of perfection if it could, in fact, fart rainbows and poop mini marshmallows for hot chocolate.  I know it SOUNDS sarcastic, but for a moment there I thought it was a truly legitimate question.

 

 

Anyone who doesn't believe in Santa is a loser  ?

Posted
8 minutes ago, lotus.angel said:

@donttouchmethere  I now believe in DOG, I mean GOD.

 

Is it weird if those pics of food make you horny? Asking for a friend. ?

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No, in fact, I am planning on attending the next High Mass.  If I can get to confession first, that would be better, and I will bring some heart meds for the priest, just in case.   I find my random thoughts disturb people "sigh"....

 

 

Just sayin'......but I am remarkably boring when it comes to sexual fluidity.

 

 

Actually....a few minutes after posting my silly response above, I got a memory of the 91/2 weeks scene with the refrigerator.  Maybe I am sexually confused.   Yeah....but, to your question, I am a food snob so the above photos actually offend my erotic sensibilities.

 

And for the record, most of what I post is tongue in cheek.  When I am serious it is usually painfully obvious.  

 

Thanks for the question, it was very funny :D

 

Posted
10 minutes ago, zelphador23 said:

 

Is it weird if those pics of food make you horny? Asking for a friend. ?

 

No, no, tell your friend that's a totally normal effect after you taste unicorn rainbow liquids the first time:

Spoiler

Rule 34 - 2012 anthro blush breasts cartoonlion cutie mark ...

 

Sadly unicorns are rare for use at home, but Santa found a simple solution for the times your favored unicorn is at the rainbow poop factory:

Spoiler

The Cowgirl Unicorn Premium Sex Machine on literotica

 

 

29 minutes ago, lotus.angel said:

@donttouchmethere  I now believe in DOG, I mean GOD.

You found one of the side-effects of consuming too much unicorn poop.

If the cold turkey sets in you might want to have stock of these at home:

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Posted
3 minutes ago, donttouchmethere said:

 

No, no, tell your friend that's a totally normal effect after you taste unicorn rainbow liquids the first time:

  Reveal hidden contents

Rule 34 - 2012 anthro blush breasts cartoonlion cutie mark ...

 

Sadly unicorns are rare for use at home, but Santa found a simple solution for the times your favored unicorn is at the rainbow poop factory:

  Hide contents

The Cowgirl Unicorn Premium Sex Machine on literotica

 

 

You found one of the side-effects of consuming too much unicorn poop.

If the cold turkey sets in you might want to have stock of these at home:

  Reveal hidden contents

?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse3.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.TmYeCzeCwFcZVyTAeKJBawHaHa%26pid%3DApi&f=1

 

 

OMG I want that toy...like, why is that not in my life at this moment?!

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OMG, I just saw the My Little Pony image...

 

Excuse me while I go poke out my mind's eye.  

 

Don't get me wrong....I don't judge....but with the exception of my newly discovered snobby food fetish, I am sexually boring....lol

Posted

I want the sybian, screw the food lol.

Posted
13 minutes ago, lotus.angel said:

OMG, I just saw the My Little Pony image...

 

Excuse me while I go poke out my mind's eye.  

 

Don't get me wrong....I don't judge....but with the exception of my newly discovered snobby food fetish, I am sexually boring....lol

 

Spoiler

Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur | Firebox - Shop for the Unusual

 

Posted

Fat Little Unicorn cakes......I am going to randomly blurt that phrase out at strangers just to see the reaction. 

 

I am easily entertained.

Posted
2 hours ago, lotus.angel said:

Fat Little Unicorn cakes......I am going to randomly blurt that phrase out at strangers just to see the reaction. 

 

I am easily entertained.

 

Lol aren't we all?

Posted
3 hours ago, lotus.angel said:

Actually....a few minutes after posting my silly response above, I got a memory of the 91/2 weeks scene with the refrigerator. 

Help me out here, what is the 9 1/2 weeks scene with the refrigerator?

Posted

Well, there is a link in the thread.

Posted
2 minutes ago, fishburger67 said:

Ok, I'm dumb.  But in my defense, I am multitasking which I don't do well.

 

Lol, no men do. Don't feel bad. ;) 

Posted
1 hour ago, zelphador23 said:

 

Lol, no men do. Don't feel bad. ;) 

 

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