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OK, Cringe Dad Joke Time.


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1. When does a joke turn into a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.

2. What’s ET short for?
Because he’s only got tiny legs.

 

3. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A Carrot

 

4. I was wondering why this frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.

 

5. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.

 

6. What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.

 

7. What’s black and white and goes around and around?
A penguin in a revolving door.

 

8. I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey.
Then I turned myself around.

 

9. Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course. Houses can’t jump.

 

10. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.

 

So Sorry NOT Sorry ^_^

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There are 10 types of people in this world

          Those that can read binary and those that can't

 

Where do dads keep their jokes?

          In a Dad-a-base

 

Be humble

         and be damn proud of it!

 

Children are hereditary

       Chances are if your mother never had any children, neither will you.

 

Time flies like an arrow

       and fruit flies like a banana

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