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No Hero - Entry 4


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Jarl Balgruuf? More like Jarl Baller!

 

 

 


Jarl Balgruuf: So, you were at Helgen? You saw this dragon with your eyes?

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Vincent: Yea, and it was heading this general direction the last time I saw it.

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Jarl Balgruuf: What do you say now, Proventus? Shall we continue to trust in the strength of our wall? Against a dragon?

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Irileth: My lord, we should send troops to Riverwood at once!

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Proventus: The Jarl of Falkreath will assume we're preparing to join Ulfric's side and attack him...

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Jarl Balgruuf: Enough!

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Girl: Should I stop?

Jarl Balgruuf: No no my dear, you continue.

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Jarl Balgruuf: Ah...that's the spot...

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Jarl Balgruuf: Wait what were we talking about?

Irileth: About the dragon sir.

Jarl Balgruuf: Oh yea. Irileth, send a detachment to Riverwood at once.

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Proventus: If you'll excuse me...

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Proventus: ...I'll return to my duties as well.

Jarl Balgruuf: Ah...that, that would be best.

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Jarl Balgruuf: Sorry traveler... it'll be over very soon. The girl is quite good with her tongue, if you know what I mean.

Vincent: No rush, take your time.

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Jarl Balgruuf: Inform your father that his tax is exempted for this year.

Girl: *cough* *cough*

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Girl: Is there...anything else my Lord?

Jarl Balgruuf: No, you're free to go.

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Jarl Balgruuf: Well done. You sought me out on your own initiative. You have done Whiterun a great service.

Vincent: Uh...thanks. So, are you going to put on some clothes before talking about my reward or...?

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Jarl Balgruuf: Come, I have another task for you. Very...suitable for someone of your particular talents.

Vincent: May I refuse?

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Jarl Balgruuf: Farengar, my court wizard. He's been looking into a matter related to dragons and... rumors of dragons.

Vincent: ...

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Girl: Good afternoon my Jarl~

Jarl Balgruuf: Good afternoon Bunny.

Vincent: ...Hey there Bunny~

Girl: Shut the fuck up peasant.

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Jarl Balgruuf: Farengar, I have found someone that can help you with your dragon research.

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Farengar: Another brute? Perfect. Okay, what I need is a tablet hidden in Bleak Falls Barrow; no doubt in the main chamber. But before you go in...

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Vincent: Pass.

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Jarl Balgruuf: What, did you just say? Boy.

Vincent: Sorry, but I'm just a messenger. Gerdur told me to inform you about the dragon, and so I did.

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Vincent: I mean, look at me, don't even have a weapon.

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Jarl Balgruuf: Boy uses weapon. A true man can kill with his bare fist.

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Jarl Balgruuf: Let me tell you something boy. Nobody...and I mean NOBODY...

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Jarl Balgruuf: Say "no" to Balgruuf!

Vincent: Whoa, whoa... wait a minute...!

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Jarl Balgruuf: So buy yourself a weapon and get to it.

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Vincent: ...Thanks, but dwelling into a tomb full of undeads by myself  is...

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Jarl Balgruuf: Then why not bring a few mercenaries along.

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Vincent: Yea, but I don't just want random deadbeats...

Jarl Balgruuf: Well, of course! I prefer nothing but the best myself.

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Vincent: Hm... but Bleak Fall Barrow is quite far from here. Transportation, rations, camping gears...I don't know...

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Vincent: Guess I will be heading out now.

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To be continue.

 

 

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If he got so much money, and all the farmers only need to send their daughters as payment, then he must surely earn his gold by selling weed.

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10 hours ago, Resdayn said:

Lol :smiley:  Balgruuf :smiley: 

You mean Baller?

2 hours ago, The Gauntman said:

I like how the gold builds up on the table. 

Would have gotten the castle if I keep bargain.

1 hour ago, Swiftstep said:

If he got so much money, and all the farmers only need to send their daughters as payment, then he must surely earn his gold by selling weed.

Whiterun is the center of trade. Both the Stormclock and Imperial wants it. I mean, look at his god damn legend card. https://www.legends-decks.com/img_cards/jarlbalgruuf.png

Also, I do have the weed mod outside Whiterun...

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I died laughing seeing the scene with jarl Balgruf and the girl and you made me cry laughing with the scene: "Hey bunny...", "Fuck off, peasant". Haha. You are natural humorist and I like your story.

 

Just one observation that isn't directly connected to your story, but it inspired me to write it: I noticed that great majority of male story tellers like blowjob scenes. That's fine. We, girls, love doing blowjobs, BUT, what is surprising me is that I rarely (almost never) saw any picture that guy is licking pussy. We love to be licked as you like to be sucked. I tried to figure out what is in male's nature that make them proud of their dicks and want us to worship them. Is it the feeling of being superior, I would know. Maybe yes, maybe no. doesn't matter. We are proud on our pussies and asses and we want to also be worshiped by male's mouth. Thank god, my Prince is rare exception. He loves oral sex and he enjoy in eating my pussy and ass. Now I said it. Please, don't take this post as direct comment to your story. Again, it just made me feel saying. :smile:

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Hahahahahahahahahaha - The guy is antihero indeed. I had a good laugh. My favorite part is also: Vincent: ...Hey there Bunny~ Girl: Shut the fuck up peasant. Because it reminded my on my prom. I had too much vodka and I spotted a beautiful girl. She said the same to me but right after I said "Hi" .. didn't have a chance to say anything else because my friends died laughing and teased me.

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9 hours ago, EvalovesEP said:

I died laughing seeing the scene with jarl Balgruf and the girl and you made me cry laughing with the scene: "Hey bunny...", "Fuck off, peasant". Haha. You are natural humorist and I like your story.

 

Just one observation that isn't directly connected to your story, but it inspired me to write it: I noticed that great majority of male story tellers like blowjob scenes. That's fine. We, girls, love doing blowjobs, BUT, what is surprising me is that I rarely (almost never) saw any picture that guy is licking pussy. We love to be licked as you like to be sucked. I tried to figure out what is in male's nature that make them proud of their dicks and want us to worship them. Is it the feeling of being superior, I would know. Maybe yes, maybe no. doesn't matter. We are proud on our pussies and asses and we want to also be worshiped by male's mouth. Thank god, my Prince is rare exception. He loves oral sex and he enjoy in eating my pussy and ass. Now I said it. Please, don't take this post as direct comment to your story. Again, it just made me feel saying. :smile:

 

*sigh* Must you always mention me in everything you write and every place in LL? :classic_confused:

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13 hours ago, afa said:

Where was he keeping all that gold?...on second thought I don't really want to know...

Oh you know... because I don't know >.>

13 hours ago, EvalovesEP said:

I died laughing seeing the scene with jarl Balgruf and the girl and you made me cry laughing with the scene: "Hey bunny...", "Fuck off, peasant". Haha. You are natural humorist and I like your story.

 

Just one observation that isn't directly connected to your story, but it inspired me to write it: I noticed that great majority of male story tellers like blowjob scenes. That's fine. We, girls, love doing blowjobs, BUT, what is surprising me is that I rarely (almost never) saw any picture that guy is licking pussy. We love to be licked as you like to be sucked. I tried to figure out what is in male's nature that make them proud of their dicks and want us to worship them. Is it the feeling of being superior, I would know. Maybe yes, maybe no. doesn't matter. We are proud on our pussies and asses and we want to also be worshiped by male's mouth. Thank god, my Prince is rare exception. He loves oral sex and he enjoy in eating my pussy and ass. Now I said it. Please, don't take this post as direct comment to your story. Again, it just made me feel saying. :smile:

Thanks Eva.  I do agree with ya and I might have something like that plan, but it's for the far future though.

3 hours ago, Elf Prince said:

Hahahahahahahahahaha - The guy is antihero indeed. I had a good laugh. My favorite part is also: Vincent: ...Hey there Bunny~ Girl: Shut the fuck up peasant. Because it reminded my on my prom. I had too much vodka and I spotted a beautiful girl. She said the same to me but right after I said "Hi" .. didn't have a chance to say anything else because my friends died laughing and teased me.

Happened to me at Crush when I was high lol. Or at least that what my friend told me, I really don't remember. :confused:

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The "Enough !" joke split me up ; quite a unique point of view on Balgruuf I'd say (and I'm not speaking about the girl's perspective smiley_redface_-_HFR.gif  ). ^^

22 hours ago, Elf Prince said:

 

*sigh* Must you always mention me in everything you write and every place in LL? :classic_confused:

Lesson °3625c : for a girl in love, everything relates to her boyfriend. EVERYTHING. :classic_cool:

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7 hours ago, Tirloque said:

The "Enough !" joke split me up ; quite a unique point of view on Balgruuf I'd say (and I'm not speaking about the girl's perspective smiley_redface_-_HFR.gif  ). ^^

Lesson °3625c : for a girl in love, everything relates to her boyfriend. EVERYTHING. :classic_cool:

:cool:_____:cool:

 

2 hours ago, ther1pper said:

I just saw this series, i love it so far, Vincent was really pushing it with that money.

Was it him doing the pushing? He was just looking for excuses not to go.

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On 2/2/2018 at 6:55 PM, noobshi said:

Oh you know... because I don't know >.>

Thanks Eva.  I do agree with ya and I might have something like that plan, but it's for the far future though.

Happened to me at Crush when I was high lol. Or at least that what my friend told me, I really don't remember. :confused:

Thank you. You are very kind and I'm glad you didn't get offended by my post. :smile:

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12 hours ago, Tirloque said:

The "Enough !" joke split me up ; quite a unique point of view on Balgruuf I'd say (and I'm not speaking about the girl's perspective smiley_redface_-_HFR.gif  ). ^^

Lesson °3625c : for a girl in love, everything relates to her boyfriend. EVERYTHING. :classic_cool:

:classic_wub: YOU!!!

Ah, my Prince ... I do not resent him for the comment for he also learns to be loved. :classic_smile:

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