No Hero - Entry 4
Jarl Balgruuf? More like Jarl Baller!
Jarl Balgruuf: So, you were at Helgen? You saw this dragon with your eyes?
Vincent: Yea, and it was heading this general direction the last time I saw it.
Jarl Balgruuf: What do you say now, Proventus? Shall we continue to trust in the strength of our wall? Against a dragon?
Irileth: My lord, we should send troops to Riverwood at once!
Proventus: The Jarl of Falkreath will assume we're preparing to join Ulfric's side and attack him...
Jarl Balgruuf: Enough!
Girl: Should I stop?
Jarl Balgruuf: No no my dear, you continue.
Jarl Balgruuf: Ah...that's the spot...
Jarl Balgruuf: Wait what were we talking about?
Irileth: About the dragon sir.
Jarl Balgruuf: Oh yea. Irileth, send a detachment to Riverwood at once.
Proventus: If you'll excuse me...
Proventus: ...I'll return to my duties as well.
Jarl Balgruuf: Ah...that, that would be best.
Jarl Balgruuf: Sorry traveler... it'll be over very soon. The girl is quite good with her tongue, if you know what I mean.
Vincent: No rush, take your time.
Jarl Balgruuf: Inform your father that his tax is exempted for this year.
Girl: *cough* *cough*
Girl: Is there...anything else my Lord?
Jarl Balgruuf: No, you're free to go.
Jarl Balgruuf: Well done. You sought me out on your own initiative. You have done Whiterun a great service.
Vincent: Uh...thanks. So, are you going to put on some clothes before talking about my reward or...?
Jarl Balgruuf: Come, I have another task for you. Very...suitable for someone of your particular talents.
Vincent: May I refuse?
Jarl Balgruuf: Farengar, my court wizard. He's been looking into a matter related to dragons and... rumors of dragons.
Vincent: ...
Girl: Good afternoon my Jarl~
Jarl Balgruuf: Good afternoon Bunny.
Vincent: ...Hey there Bunny~
Girl: Shut the fuck up peasant.
Jarl Balgruuf: Farengar, I have found someone that can help you with your dragon research.
Farengar: Another brute? Perfect. Okay, what I need is a tablet hidden in Bleak Falls Barrow; no doubt in the main chamber. But before you go in...
Vincent: Pass.
Jarl Balgruuf: What, did you just say? Boy.
Vincent: Sorry, but I'm just a messenger. Gerdur told me to inform you about the dragon, and so I did.
Vincent: I mean, look at me, don't even have a weapon.
Jarl Balgruuf: Boy uses weapon. A true man can kill with his bare fist.
Jarl Balgruuf: Let me tell you something boy. Nobody...and I mean NOBODY...
Jarl Balgruuf: Say "no" to Balgruuf!
Vincent: Whoa, whoa... wait a minute...!
Jarl Balgruuf: So buy yourself a weapon and get to it.
Vincent: ...Thanks, but dwelling into a tomb full of undeads by myself is...
Jarl Balgruuf: Then why not bring a few mercenaries along.
Vincent: Yea, but I don't just want random deadbeats...
Jarl Balgruuf: Well, of course! I prefer nothing but the best myself.
Vincent: Hm... but Bleak Fall Barrow is quite far from here. Transportation, rations, camping gears...I don't know...
Vincent: Guess I will be heading out now.
To be continue.
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