Chapter 46: Fucking Trees (2/2)
“I speak for the trees*listens to trees*the trees say Fuck you.”
To avoid confusion, when Sophia is in control of Fiona’s body, her name will be normal, when she isn’t in control her name will be in Italics.
(Several hours later)
*Crows cawing*
*Low footsteps with dragging sound*
*Fiona’s hand twitching a little as she is dragged*
*Sound of spriggans bugs*
*Spriggan nodding*
*Spriggan throwing Fiona*
*Sound of Fiona hitting ground*
*Fiona letting out a cough*
*Spriggan walking away*
(3 hours later)
*Fiona snoozing*
*Footsteps*
Left Vampire: Well what do we have here?
Right vampire: Well Anders looks like we have either a rape victim or someone who had all their goods stolen, told you we’d find one.
Anders: you were right Gunnar.
Anders: Should we eat here.
Gunnar: and risk being caught, of course not fool, we’ll take her with us.
Anders: Right sorry.
Gunnar: She looks pretty healthy.
Anders: Yeah, Really healthy heh heh.
Gunnar: Yeah….hmm.
Anders: What’s up.
Gunnar: Nothing, its just these damn amulets creep me out.
Anders: Why, think an Aedria is gonna curse you.
*grabs amulet*
Gunnar: Fuck off, you remember what those vigalient can do, I’m not taking chances with the damn amulets either.
*throws amulet*
*Amulet hitting the ground*
Amulet(Sophia): ……fuck.
Gunnar: Now then.
Gunnar: Lets head off before she wakes up.
Anders: Why can’t we eat her here, its not like anyone can tell.
Gunnar: Look I’ve had the vilgiale-
Fiona: mmm.
Fiona: Hm?
Anders: *whispering* fuck.
Anders: *whispering*She’s waking up.
Gunnar:*whispering* stop being a bitch.
Gunnar: *whispering*I got this.
Fiona: W-Where?
Gunnar: Hello there cutie.
Fiona: Hm?
Gunnar: We were just w-
Fiona: AAHH!!!
Fiona: NOOO!!!
*Fiona’s leg hitting wooden pole*
Fiona: OOOF!
Anders: You got this huh?
Gunnar: Fuck off, lets just do it the normal way.
Anders: Why didn’t we do that first.
Gunnar: Because I don’t like chasing my fucking food thank you.
*Fiona crawling*
*background* Fiona: Nononononono
Fiona: Nonononono
Fiona: Gotta get away, go-
*Gunnar landing in front of her*
Fiona: AH!!!
Gunnar: Where do you think you’re going meat!?
Fiona: Nononono
Anders: Relax cutie.
Anders: We don’t bite too hard.
Gunnar: Really, a vampire pun.
Anders: Fuck off, it was funny.
Gunnar: no it wasn’t.
*Fiona breathing loudly and quickly*
*Thunder in background*
Fiona: Nononono
Anders: The fuck are you going?
*Fiona’s back hitting pole*
Fiona: Please don’t.
Fiona: I’ll be good, please don’t hurt me, pleasepleaseplease.
Anders: Wow.
Anders: I almost feel bad for her.
Gunnar: Who cares, now look meat.
Gunnar: We haven’t eaten in a few days, so if you don’t want to get stabbed, you’ll be compliant.
Anders: Yeah, last girl we found we had to remove a few limbs off of her to calm her down.
Gunnar: Again Anders.
Gunnar: Shut the fuck up.
Anders: Fine, but still I must say.
Fiona: pleasepleasepleaseplease
Anders: Her terrified look makes her look very.
Left vampire: Succulent.
Fiona: NOOOO!!!
*Sound of spell activating*
*Deer chewing*
*Sound of a massive explosion*
Jolf: What in the eight is that!?
*Flames crackling*
Fiona: Nononononono
*Background*Amulet(Sophia): Fiona.
Fiona: Please no, don’t rape me again, pleasepleaseplease
*Background*Amulet(Sophia): Fiona!
Fiona: Please do-
Amulet(Sophia): FIONA!!
Fiona: Ah!
Amulet: Over here!
Fiona: Ah.
Fiona: SOPHIA!!!
Fiona: Sophia, There were va-
Amulet(Sophia): Yes yes I saw.
Amulet(Sophia): You almost melted me, now put me on.
*Fiona sniffing as Amulets lock clips*
Amulet(Sophia): Its okay Fiona.
Amulet(Sophia): I’m here.
Amulet(Sophia): Just relax
*Fiona sniffing*
*Fiona exhaling*
Fiona: *sigh*
Fiona: You’ve done it again.
Fiona: Well…at least you can rest now.
Fiona: I’ll have Titus comfort you later okay.
(30 minutes later)
Fiona: *sigh*
Fiona: What a shitty day.
Fiona: First I don’t get my sap, then they rip my new dress, then some vampires terrified Fi, and now I have to walk home naked.
Fiona: Damn Spriggans are lucky I need that tree intact otherwise I’d burn it down.
Solitude Guard: Gods look at that.
Fiona: I only have that stupid dress left too.
Fiona: *sigh* well whatever.
Fiona: At least I can relax now…hmm, what dress should I buy next.
Fiona: Or maybe something more normal….nah, I need something cute.
Fiona: Hmmm, maybe some low pants or something.
Fiona: Or maybe some new tops to-
*person coughing*
Fiona: Hm?
*Fiona gasping*
Fiona: TITUS!!!!
Fiona: Nonono!
Fiona: Titus what happened!!!
Titus: agh…..Fiona?
Fiona: I’m here.
Fiona: What happened!?
Titus: S-si-
Titus: Sina.
*Titus blacks out*
Fiona: Sina…wait, Titus don’t sleep.
Fiona: Titus wake up, Titus!
Fiona: TITUS!!!!
Thank you Blazingsai for giving Fiona those tears fucking awesome as usual. Also if the pictures are loading quicker thank Tirloque for recommending me Irfanview. I’ll still keep a few images as PNG’s in some of these because I like the quality, but most will be JPGS now, though the difference is barely noticeable.
Part 1: https://www.loverslab.com/blogs/entry/5990-chapter-46-fucking-trees-12/
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