Chapter 15: A Short Tale (3/3)
Not all adventures have long tales, some are rather short.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Lets head back and tell the guards.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: I don't want anyone else to get to this place first.
Solomon: Agreed, hey maybe we might get something out of this too.
Jaree-Ra: *Whispering* Oh don't worry foolish adventures.
Jaree-Ra: *whispering* I've got your prizes right here.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: I wonder what kind of reward we'd get.
Solomon: Normally i only got 100 septiems for due simple bounty's for the Ja-!
Solomon: LOOK OUT!!!!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Huh!?
Jaree-Ra: Die Bitch!!!
Solomon: Move!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Solomon what are yo-!?
Solomon: AHHH!!
Solomon: DAMMIT!!!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Solomon!
Jaree-Ra: Dammit i missed, next sho-
Jaree-Ra: GAHHH!!!
Solomon: Damn bastard!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Solomon why did you do that!?
Solomon: Sorry i just reacted on my own.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Just sit still, i'll fix you up.
Solomon: Wait, finish him off first, we don't know if he-.
Jaree-Ra: Captain Hargar Come out here and help me!
Hargar: You gonna say sorry for making fun of my mask?
Jaree-Ra: FUCK YOUR MASK AND GET OUT HERE BEFORE WE GET KILLED!!!
Solomon: Shit.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Stay still i need to heal you up.
Solomon: No time, go i'll be fine, it'll take more than two arrows to kill me, i've got a potion too.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: You're sure you'll be fine without me.
Solomon: Yes, now go finish them off while you can.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Okay, don't die on my please.
Solomon: Heh i'll be *cough* fine.
Hargar: You bitch, you dare kill my crew.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: I don't want to hear that from a pirate who kills innocent sailors!
Hargar: Heahhh!!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Take this.
Hargar: Please with that puny dagger you'll never get past my shield.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Its not puny, and its not a dagger.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Its a tanto you dumbass.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: HA!!!
Hargar: OOFF!!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Sorry to break it to you, but i'm pretty skilled at fighing armored foes and shields.
Hargar: In that case i just need to use one of my better tactics.
Hargar: HAAA!!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: I wouldn't call lundging at me a good tacti-!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Wait where are you going!
Hargar: Using my tactic!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Get back here coward!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: What are you?
Jaree-Ra: Wait!
Jaree-Ra: You're not seriously going to.
Hargar: Sorry but i need this.
*Grabs sword*
Jaree-Ra: AHHH!!!
Hargar: Ah now this.
Hargar: This is a good tactic, finding better weapons.
Jaree-Ra: *cough* fuck you.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Drop that sword Pirate, it doesn't belong to you.
Hargar: Oh, then who does it belong to?
Ms.Heavy-Iron: The big guy who killed half your crew.
Hargar: If you mean the dead Argonian over there.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: What!?
Ms.Heavy-Iron: No way he's dead, he's just rest
Ms.Heavy-Iron: ....ing
*Silence*
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Oh no.
Hargar: Shame that Jaree-Ra's poison works so fast, not nearly as fun when they die so quick, but don't fret.
Hargar: You'll be meeting your friend soon enough.
Hargar: HAA!!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: You damn pirates.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: I'M GONNA DESTROY YOU!!!
Hargar: AHHH!!
Hargar: HA!, Sorry but using the same kick twic-!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: HAAA!!!
Hargar: Oh s-!
Hargar: AHHH!!!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: HA!!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: HEE!!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: YAHH!!
Hargar: GAHH!!!
Hargar: You bitch, if you think i'll be killed that easily.
Hargar: You've got another thing com-!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: RR-!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: RAHH!!
Hargar: Hmph, you think i'd fall for the same trick a 3rd time and not block it.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Actually.
*Sounds of fire igniting*
Ms.Heavy-Iron: I was really hoping you would.
Hargar: Wh-!?
Ms.Heavy-Iron: BURN!!!
Hargar: GAHHH!!!
*Explosion Sound*
*Sound of fire crackling*
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Hmph.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: That's what you get you damn pi-Ow!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: What the hell.
Voice: Heheheh, got you bitch.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: What? Oh, you're still here.
Jaree-Ra: Make fun of me while you can bitch.
Jaree-Ra: Because i just cut you with a poison knife, in a good 2 minutes you'll be dead.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: So both you and your sister use poison right?
Jaree-Ra: Got a Taste of Deeja's too huh?
Jaree-Ra: That's right, we do, but don't worry, mine won't paralyze, you just get weaker and weaker until your heart stops, you suffocate, and die.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Did you use this on Solomon too.
Jaree-Ra: Of course.
Jaree-Ra: And now you'll share the same fate.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Hate to break this to you, but your poison won't work on me, not even a little.
Jaree-Ra: What? Impossible, you just said Deeja's worked on you.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: I did, but only an idiot wouldn't create a counter measure for that. Not to brag but I'm a very skilled mage, so skilled i can use more than 2 enchantments on what i make.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: In this case i remade and enchanted my earrings to make me immune to poisons and diseases with a few other things of course.
Jaree-Ra: No, NO, DAMMIT!!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: And now i can have some revenge.
Jaree-Ra: Wait, i can pay yo-! Why are you putting away you're sword.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Its a Tanto, and i don't need it to kill you.
Jaree-Ra: What!?
Jaree-Ra: Bitch i may be bleeding out.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Hmm, maybe this isn't far enough.
Jaree-Ra: I might have no daggers left but.
Jaree-Ra: I Jaree-Ra will not be killed so easily by an unarmed slut, i will slice your ears right off and remove that poison immunity.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Hmmm this should be far enough.
Jaree-Ra: You here me bitch!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: *whispering* he's got quite the mouth for a dying man.
Jaree-Ra: Instead of killing me with those stupid arrows, fight me.
Jaree-Ra: Come over here and fight me!
Jaree-Ra: I'll make you wish you never messed with the black-blood marauders
Ms.Heavy-Iron: For a guy who was just begging you sure are talking a lot of trash, say.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: um....Jaree-Ra, did you know Shooting stars are just falling meteorites?
Jaree-Ra: No, what!
Jaree-Ra: Why would i care. What does that have to do with anything.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Have you ever seen a Meteorite up close.
Jaree-Ra: Of course not!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Then do you mind.
*Hands igniting*
Ms.Heavy-Iron: If i show you a few?
Jaree-Ra: W-Whoa wait a minute, what do you mean show me a meteorite, you can't be serious.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Do i look.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Like i'm joking.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Haaaa.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: AHHH!!!
Jaree-Ra: Wait we can discuss this, Ow, why does it burn from here.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Midas!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Meteor!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: STORM!!!
Jaree-Ra: wait did she just name her atta-
Jaree-Ra: OH SHIT!!!
Jaree-Ra: AHHH!!!
*Loud explosions*
Ms.Heavy-Iron: HAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: *Heavy Breathing* That's
Ms.Heavy-Iron: *Heavy-Breathing* that.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Oh no, Solomon.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Solomon.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: I'm sorry, I shouldn't have had my back turned.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: You saved me again.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: I can't leave him to rest in a place full of bandits.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Come on big guy.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: I'll give you a proper burial
*Shink*
Ms.Heavy-Iron: That should do it.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Hope you like it.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Solomon i know our time together was short, but you were kind.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: I've met only a few adventures like you that are willing to give up there lives to protect another. Its always nice to meet one of them. its sad that you had to go though.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: and thank you, you saved me not once but twice.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: I wish i could have thanked you for a second time, you probably would have liked my thanks.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Return to the Hist my friend, i hope one day
Ms.Heavy-Iron: i meet you again in this life or the next. Take care Solomon Fire-Fang.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Welp that's enough moping around.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Time to head out and do some more quests.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Off to the next adventure.
Bonus (I wasn't prepared)
Remember to be careful and protect yourself and your followers when you adventures. Also avoid arrows and missiles.
Short note: So this ended completely different from how i was first going to go with, sorry if you dislike dark endings but i released the first part without thinking as hard about it as i should so i made a change halfway. Anyways the next stories will have sex in them. Also the next tale of Ms.Heavy-Iron may introduce a new character, so look forward to that.
Part 1: http://www.loverslab.com/blog/407/entry-2746-a-short-tale-13/
Part 2: http://www.loverslab.com/blog/407/entry-2750-a-short-tale-23/
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