Chapter 15: A Short Tale (1/3)
Not every tale from an adventurer is long, some are short.
(Solitude)
Ms.Heavy-Iron: So you ended up getting that armor after all eh?
Ms.Heavy-Iron: How did it go?
Aldis: it went well.
Aldis: She got pretty turned on too.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Glad i could help
Aldis: Say.
Aldis: Any more of those armors come out yet.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Sadly no we just have to wait for now.
Aldis: I see, well thank you Ms.Heavy-Iron, let me know if more come out.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Okay i w-.
Imperial Soldier: Captain!
Imperial Soldier: Captain Aldis!
Aldis: What's wrong soldier?
Imperial Soldier: Captain there has been a crash, the Icerunner has run aground to the north east of solitude.
Aldis: What how?
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Maybe it was too foggy to see the lighthouse?
Imperial Soldier: That's just it, the light at the lighthouse was out, so they couldn't see.
Aldis: Impossible, i saw to personally that it was lit just a few hours ago.
Adlis: What could have happened
Ms.Heavy-Iron: This seems like a set up to crash the ship, perhaps i should go check.
Aldis: You sure you can help out?
Aldis: I'd rather have my soldiers go.
Imperial Soldier: You might give them heart attacks.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Its fine. I'm pretty skilled at healing with magic.
Aldis: How skilled?
Ms.Heavy-Iron: I once healed a man's entire ribcage after he got it crushed.
Aldis: I see, very well, go check it out, i'll gather some soldiers to send after you.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Thank you.
Imperial Guard: you sure you'll be alright?
Imperial Guard: If this was planned, there might be bandits.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Its alright, despite my appearance i am a skilled warrior and hunter, i'll save whoever i can.
Aldis: Thank you Ms.Heavy-Iron, you're a great help to us.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: No problem.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: I'll be back as fast as i can.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Send them quick okay.
Aldis: We will!
Aldis: Hate to see such a wonderful girl go to such a wreckage.
Imperial Soldier: Really, i love watching her g-.
Aldis: Stop staring and gather the men.
Imperial Soldier: Yes sir!
(Wreck of the Ice-Runner)
Ms.Heavy-Iron: So this is the Ice-Runner.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Doesn't look as bad as i thought it would be.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Thought it would be worse.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Seems like there are a few bandits here already.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Guess it really was planned.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Damn Bandits.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: I'll make sure i get rid of them quick, less work for the guards.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: they won't even see me coming.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Gotta move quietly.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Stealthy.
Bandit Marauder: Anyone want this coin purse!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Okay.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: First target.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Good bye.
Bandit Scout: ooff!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: one down.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: looks like 3 more to go.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: First him.
Bandit Marauder: Ah!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Now you.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Hopefully the other one won't notice.
*Bandit drops*
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Good he was quiet.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Now for the last one.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: I don't need to waste an arrow on him.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: I just need to get close.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Quietly, Stealthily.
Bandit Cuthroat: Can't wait to find a good whore to fuck, gonna fuck until sh-
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Hello.
Bandit Cuthroat: What!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Quiet quiet.
Bandit Cutthroat: make me you bitch!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Okay.
Bandit Cutthroat: Wha-!
*Snaps bandits neck*
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Idiot, now lets see if there is anyone alive.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Oh no, looks like i was too late, maybe someone is alive inside the ship.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Hold on sailors
Ms.Heavy-Iron: don't die on me yet.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Dark in here.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Oh, heres a bandit already.
Bandit Hardhead: Hmm, this wall.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Got to get him now.
Bandit Hardhead: It speaks to me.
Bandit Hardhorn: Hmm, maybe i could fuck it.
Bandit Hardhorn: Yeah, i'm gonna fuck this w-
*Slice*
Ms.Heavy-Iron: That one might have had a few screws loose.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Ah. a mage.
Bandit Mage: This tea is good, sucks about the wood flakes in it.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Drink your tea in oblivion asshole.
Bandit Mage: Ahhh, it burns!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Lets find another bandit.
Bandit Mage 2: Hurgh!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: He was too easy.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Probably a few more.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Ah, i think that's the last room,
Ms.Heavy-Iron: and one of the last bandits.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: See ya.
Bandit Mage 3: HURG!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: And now to the boss.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: and there she is.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Turn around with your arms up!
Argonian: Oh? Another foolish adventurer dares to oppose us?
Argonian: What makes you think Deeja is just going to surrender? Especially to some naked fool.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Well i have an arrow pointing right at your face, all your men are dead, and you only have a tanto, you don't really have a way out. So is protecting the goods here really worth it.
Deeja: Ha, sorry to tell you but the loots been moved already.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: What! Where?
Deeja: It doesn't matter.
Deeja: you'll be dead soon.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: I can land an arrow in you from this range easily, what makes you thin-
*hears scraping of metal on wood*
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Huh!
*Sound of blade passing through air*
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Shit!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: So that's why you were so confident, you have a heavily armed body guard.
Bandit Warrior: HA!
*sounds of blades clanking together*
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Heh.
*Bandit pulls back a little*
Ms.Heavy-Iron: You need to hit harder than tha-
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Ooff!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Okay, nevermind.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: So you're tougher than i thought, that's fine.
Deeja: Finish this naked bitch!
Bandit Warrior: HEYA!!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Sorry to tell you Deeja, but.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: I'm too fast to be beaten so easily by such a heavy armored warrior. You need to be a lot quicker than that.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: So, ready to surrender and tell me where the loot is?
Bandit Warrior: Sorry.
Bandit Warrior: But i won't
Bandit Warrior: Give up that easily!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: I told you, you're too slow to hit me-!
*Deeja lowers herself*
*slashing sound*
Deeja: Then i'll slow you down.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: AHHH!!!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Shit, i forgot about you.
Deeja: There you go you simpleton, now you can beat her with no problem.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: The hell are you on about you're to s-why is my body so stif-
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Ahh!!!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Ooff!!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Ahhh, i can bearly move, what did you do to me.
Deeja: heh heh, fool.
Deeja: What kind of Pirate doesn't use a few tricks to weaken their foes.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Poisoned blade huh? So what, you're gonna capture me and sell me off i'm guessing.
Deeja: No.
*Shink*
Ms.Heavy-Iron: AHHH!!!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: FUCK!!!
Deeja: We're just gonna get rid of you.
Deeja: My brother would have let you live, but i'm not the type of idiot to let such a threat come back and bite me.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Ahhh!!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Pull it out!!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: AHHH!!!
Bandit Warrior: Boss, what now, just end her?
Deeja: No.
Deeja: Just keep her still.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: URHG!!! Pull it out!
Deeja: I'll secure her.
Deeja: Stay still bitch.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: What are yo-!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: AHHH!!!
Deeja: Okay, you can pull it out now.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: S-stop!
Deeja: She should either suffocate or bleed to death from the poison.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Please don't leave me like this!
Deeja: Oh begging now?
Deeja: Sorry, but i have other things to do, come on Alice, lets make sure we didn't miss anything, then, we're off to Broken Oar Grotto
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Wait*cough* no.
Deeja: This is the fate of those who dare oppose the Blackblood marauders.
Deeja: Try to remember that on your way back from oblivion, AHAHAHAHAH!!
*Footsteps disappear for a little bit*
Ms.Heavy-Iron: .......sigh*cough*, Mother thank you.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: If it wasn't for your blood in me, the paralyzation poison would have actually stopped me from moving and breathing completely.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: and I might have died from this stupid poison tanto.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Hngh!!!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: AH!!!!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Fuck. I hope they didn't hear that.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Ah, its all the way though, well i've had worse.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: I should be able to go-Ah!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Nope, not yet. Well they should be gone in a few minutes. Then i ca-.
Deeja: Who the fuck are you, ge-HAHGH.
*Sound of something dropping on floor*
Bandit Warrior: Bos-!!
*Sound of slicing and something dropping*
Ms.Heavy-Iron: ......that did not sound good.
*Footsteps echo for a moment before the sound of a door closes*
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Sounds like they stopped moving, Ahhh, i need to get out of here.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Come on come on.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Julianos this hurts!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Good enough, now lets just go.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Off. Wow, i don't remember feeling so heavy, must have lost too much blood.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: I guess i have to keep going though. Before whoever that is comes back.
(5 minutes later)
Ms.Heavy-Iron: *Coughing* almost there, i-!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Oh shit.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Someone really did kill both of them.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: But they aren't looted so it can't have been a scavenger. Unless they weren't interested in what they had.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: I don't need to find out who are what is it is that did this, i just need to go.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Well at they got what they deserv*cough*, i just need to keep going.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Agh, almost.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Just a little mo-!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Oofff *cough*
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Why is there no blood creating spell. or controlling, there's too much blood in my lungs still.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: I need to.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: get out.
*Drops on ground*
Ms.Heavy-Iron: So tired
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Need to-.
*Blacks out*
(30 minutes later)
*Door unlocks*
???: Man that was a nice na-! Who moved these bodies?
???: What's this?
???: Poor girl, they must have raped her then tried to kill her, i guess she bleed to de-.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: *Cough*
???: Holy sh-, she's Still breathing, must be a tough one.
???: Come on little one.
???: Lets go to Solitude to get you patched up.
Who is this unknown man, is he a rapist? a good guy? will he enjoy anal?
All of those questions will be answered next time.......except the anal.
FUCK YEAH, ANAL!!!!
Sorry for lack of blood, no idea how to get scars in the right spot.
Part 2: http://www.loverslab.com/blog/407/entry-2750-a-short-tale-23/
Part 3: http://www.loverslab.com/blog/407/entry-2751-a-short-tale-33/
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