Not every adventurers tale is long, some are rather short.
Corpulus: Ah good you're back.
???: Is she okay?
Corpulus: Don't worry, she's doing fine, that girl can sleep a long time.
???: Considering how much blood i found around her, its not surprising she could sleep a whole day.
Corpulus: i'm amazed she could even survive.
Corpulus: you should go check on her, i last checked an hour ago.
???: Thank you Ms.Vinius for your help.
Corpulus: No problem, its the least i can do for you, you've been helpful these past few months.
???: No problem
Ms.Heavy-Iron: W-what happened.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: I feel so stiff.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Where am i?
Ms.Heavy-Iron: I'm in the Winking Skeever, but what happened?
Ms.Heavy-Iron: how did i get here?
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Looks like someone patched me up and laid my weapons out.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: They didn't do a bad job.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Why did they patch up my lower body though?
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Hmm, i wonder who did this?
???: Ah, good, you're looking well, should i get some clothes now for yo-.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Whoa, who are you?
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Are you the brother of Deej-!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Dammit my chest hurts.
???: You alright?
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Not really?
Ms.Heavy-Iron: But th-....wait, sorry, you can't be related to her, you two don't even share the same scale type.
???: So you noticed.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Sorry, i assumed you were here to assassinate me, its a little dark in here too.
???: I'll let it slide, how are you feeling?
Ms.Heavy-Iron: I'm doing better....wait, who are you?
???: I'm the one that saved you from dying of blood loss.
???: My name is Solomon Fire-Fang, please to meet you.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: I see, hello Solomon, what were you doing on that ship.
Solomon: I was there doing some scouting, i'm a scavenger, just not a violent one like you see normally.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: By the way, you didn't do anything strange to me right?
Solomon: Strange? I don't follow.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: I mean did you rape me in my sleep.
Solomon: What in Oblivion!?
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Just a question, i've had that happen a lot.
Solomon: I'm not sure how to respond to any of that.
Solomon: I'm not the type to do that.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Got any way to prove it.
Solomon: Look at me.
Solomon: Do i look like a rapist to you.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: .......fair point, you've got different eyes than most people i meet.
Solomon: Thank you.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: So what do you want from me.
Solomon: Before i was just checking up on you, but you mentioned a name.
Solomon: It wouldn't happen to be the name of the Argonian Pirate i killed would it.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: It is. And i know where they stored their goods.
Solomon: Great, could you give me the location.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: I could, under a few conditions.
Solomon: O-oh, what are they?
Ms.Heavy-Iron: First is we are going to return what they stole, second is i have to come with you.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: And third is that you watch my back.
Solomon: Oh, you sure you are up for going into another fight. You lost quite a bit of blood.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: I should be okay, i just need to modify a few items on me and then we can fight them with no problem.
Solomon: Sure, i'll help you get some supplies.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: No need, i've got them already, we just need to stop at the Blue Palace(grunts as she gets up) Ow
Solomon: Whoa there, don't strain yourself.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Don't worry so much, i'll be fine, thanks for worrying but i've been through worse than 1 stab wound. Also thanks for getting my stuff by the way.
Solomon: I'll ask about the stab wound later. Sorry, about your armor by the way, i guess they stole it and hid it, i couldn't find any that could fit you so i was going to grab some once you told me what you like.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Oh they didn't steal it.
Solomon: When what happened to it?
Ms.Heavy-Iron: With the exception of these Gauntlets i was never wearing any.
Solomon: What!? Why?
Ms.Heavy-Iron: I'm a nudist.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: I don't wear clothes for the most part, got it.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: That's not gonna be a problem is it?
Solomon: N-Not at all.
Solomon: Everyone's got their own way of living so.....it won't bother me too much.
Solomon: Seeing all that.....skin.
Solomon: I mean, the body is um.....
Solomon: I mean......i....
Solomon: We should go, before they decide to move from the location you know of.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Right behind you.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: This guy might be fun to tease.
(1 hour later)
Ms.Heavy-Iron: So Windhelm huh?
Solomon: I've been venturing around for a year now, i didn't expect it to be so tough.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: I see, a rookie adventurer huh, what do you think of most of skyrim.
Solomon: Its a fun place, but scary, i've almost gotten killed a few times just by bears.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: *giggles* same with me, by the way, what's with the goggles by the way?
Solomon: I have bad eyesight.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: I see
Ms.Heavy-Iron: You could use magic to improve your eyesight so you can go without them, you look better without them.
Solomon: Oh....thank you.
Solomon: We should stop at that lantern.
Solomon: Plan out what we are gonna do.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: So what's the plan?
Solomon: While i still want you to not join due to health, but still don't know bandits tactics well enough so i do need your help, would you happen to be good at stealth?
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Yes actually, i'm quite good.
Solomon: Okay good.
Solomon: I can't have you nearby me as the way i fight is a little....wild.
Solomon: So i'd prefer it if you stay back.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: A little wild with your sword huh, that's fine. I can help up close if needed too.
Solomon: That's good but......um.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Um what?
Solomon: I'd rather not see you get hurt like that again.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Awww. Thanks, you're a pretty sweet guy.
Solomon: Just stating my thoughts, nothing more. By the way you got any ideas.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: I might have a few. But i'll tell you them on the way.
Solomon: Great then lets be off.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Is it me or is it getting cold.
Solomon: The snow says its not just you.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Well here we are.
Solomon: The campfire is a good indicator as well.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: So you remember the plan.
Solomon: of course.
Solomon: I head in first clear away the grunts on the way to the layer then wait for you to enter.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Yep, and do not enter the area with the others until i get there. I'll be healing myself a little more before i go in okay.
Solomon: Right, i'll see you inside.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Be careful big guy.
Solomon: Don't worry i will.
(5 minutes later)
Ms.Heavy-Iron: I feel pretty good now.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Lets go and help that rookie.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Its pretty big in here.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: There's some lighting though, that's good.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Should make it easier to find him.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Wow, looks like he defeated this guy with no problem.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Same with him.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Solomon might make for a good companion when this is over.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Ah another.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: He left the bridge down too, that was nice of him....or he forgot.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Two more.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: It doesn't look like much of struggle either, seems like he knows how to fight pretty well.
Solomon: This way.
Solomon: There you are, i was worried i missed a few.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: If there were any left they would have fleed in fear after the carnage i saw.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: You feeling okay?
Solomon: Oh i'm fine, ready to go?
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Of course, i'm an archer, so i will stay back a little but i can join in if needed.
Solomon: Alright then.
Solomon: Lets send them to Oblivion.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Right behind you.
Bandit Scout: Talos being a lookout sucks.
Bandit Scout: We are in a hidden cave.
Bandit Scout: What kind of crazy fool wou-.
Bandit Scout: HURRR!!!
*Falls on ground like a statue*
Solomon: Why did he freeze like that before dying.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Paralyzing errors stay in affect after death.
Solomon: Well then, come on, lets kill them.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Be careful okay, we don't know what types of bandits are down there.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: So you draw them out and i can kill any mages or archers while you handle the ones with swords.
Solomon: That i can do. HEY BANDITS, I HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU!!! I HOPE YOU LIKE RED!!!
Bandit Engineer: Intruders!!!
Bandit Engineer: Stop them.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: There's one.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Good bye engineer.
Bandit Engineer: ARGHH1!!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: One down, five to go.
Al'kir Bandit: She killed the only guy who can actually fix the boat, KIll her!
Solomon: You have to pass me first!
Bandit Cuthroat: Easily!
Al'Kir Bandit: Die!
Solomon: You first.
Bandit Marauder: Ah, my ass!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Keep going Solomon, i've got your back.
Bandit Rags: URGH!!
*Drops on ground*
Bandit Fur: URJG!!!
Solomon: Why do they keep making strange sounds when they die!?
Solomon: Whatever your next.
Bandit Marauder: Shit!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Wow for a man who's only been at this for a year.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: He's pretty amazing.
Bandit Marauder: DON'T THROW MY FRIENDS BODY
Solomon: FUCK YOU!!
Bandit Marauder: Fine then, i'll just kill you then.
Solomon: Go ahead and try!
Bandit Marauder: Oofff.
Bandit Lieutentient: Weak Bastard, i've got him.
Bandit Marauder: Wait i can sti-!
Bandit Marauder: Ahh!!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Stay down bandit.
Solomon: Thank you Ms.Heavy-Iron, now i can do this without any problems!
Bandit Lieutenant: Why won't do di-!
Bandit Lieutenant: AHH!!
Bandit Marauder: I need to get out of here.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: I don't think so
Bandit Maruader: Wait! I-AAHG!!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: That's that.
Solomon: Well that looks like all of them.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Looks like it, normally everyone comes out at once.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: I was surprised how good you were.
Solomon: Me, no, you were pretty impressive too.
Solomon: You landed arrows on pretty much everyone.
Solomon: Even that engineer mage before he could summon anything.
Solomon: And those two on the ground as well.
Solomon: Very impressive.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: *Giggles* thank you.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Say i'd think we'd make a pretty good team, want to work together for awhile.
Solomon: Sure i'd love that.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Awesome, lets head back to tell the guards.