Once upon a time, there were these two raider girls, called Razors and Roxy.

 

And They were just - you know - hanging.

 

 

Roxy:    Ufff... ufff ... uff ...

Razors:  What's the matter with you?

 

Roxy:    You know ... those things ... they put ... inside ... us?

 

Razors: It ain't like I'm going to forget, is it?

 

Roxy:    Yah. It's just ... if I move ... like this ... I can feel ... them moving ... inside me ...

 

Razors:  Well don't move like that, dumbass!

 

Roxy:    I'm trying ... to get ... get off ...

 

Razors:  Oh, you slut! Don't do that!

Roxy:    S'not like ... I got anything ... better t'do ...

Razors:  That's what they want! They want us to turn ourselves into sex-obsessed sluts.

Roxy:    Doesn't ... sound ... so bad

Razors:  Don't give them the satisfaction!

Roxy:    Not their ... satisfaction ... hah ... I'm int'rested in

Razors:  Show a little pride in yourself!

Roxy:    Everyone does it... you can hear 'em ...

 

Razors:  Everyone who's an idiot slut, maybe.

 

Roxy:    Yeah? So what about you? It's not so long ago you was begging for a little clittytwiddle from that hot teacher.

 

Razors:  Oh, fuck you!

 

Roxy:    "Oh please sir, I just need the touch of a big strong man. I need it so much!"

 

Razors:  That was that one time, all right?

 

Roxy:    "I'll be ever such a good girl, sir! I promise I will!"
 

 

Razors:  And anyway, don't call them teachers. They're slavers, and no better than we were!

Roxy:    It's a school, ain't it?

 

Razors:  You ever hear of a school where they cut your arms and legs off and hang you in the window to teach you a lesson? They just call it that to sound respectable.

 

Roxy:    What-ever!

 

Razors:  Dumbass!

 

 

Roxy:    Hey, Razors!

 

Razors:  What?

 

Roxy:    Are you wet?

 

Razors:  No.

 

Roxy:    Not even a little?

 

Razors:  No! And fuck you!

 

Roxy:    I bet you are. All that sexy talk always gets you going.

 

Razors:  I am not wet!

 

Razors:  ... well. maybe a little.

Roxy:    ...

 

Roxy:    Race you.

 

Razors:  What?

 

Roxy:    Race you. First one to get off wins.

 

Razors:  The fuck would I agree to that? Especially with some nympho slut like you?

 

Roxy:    We'll make it interesting. I'll bet you.

 

Razors:  You got nothing to bet with, dumbass!

 

Roxy:    Whoever loses, they agree to be the other one's slave.

 

Razors:  You're already a slave, brainiac! And so am I. How's that a bet?

 

Roxy:    You can owe me. In case we ever get out of here.

 

Razors:  I must want my fuckin' head looking at. All right. Let's do this.

 

Roxy:    Onyermarksgetsetgo!

 

Razors:  Eh?

 

Roxy:    Can't .... hah ... can't talk! .... uhhh ... busy! ... hah ...

 

Razors:  Oh you whore! Trying to steal a march on me, huh?

 

Roxy:    Gonna be ... worth it ... when I ... own ... your ... ass!

 

Razors:  Never ... gonna ... happen ...

 

Roxy:    hahh ... hahh ... hahh ...

 

Razors:  We get ... outta here ... I'm getting ... new arms ... and legs...

 

Razors:  You ... I'm gonna ... leave in ... yer StumpZ ...

 

Roxy:    hahh ... hahh ... hahh ...

 

Razors:  Gonna grab your ... ears ... drag your head .... between ... my legs ...

 

Roxy:    hahh ... hahh ... hah ...

 

Razors:  and any time ... you stop licking ... I'm going to flay ... the skin ... off yer ass ...

 

 

 

Roxy:    Yeah? ... Let me ... tell you ... what I'm gonna do ... to you!

Razors:  hahh ... what? ... hahh ...

 

Roxy:    I'm gonna get .. the biggest ... fattest ... strap-on ... I ... can ... find ...

 

Razors:  Yeah ... right ...

 

Roxy:    I'm gonna make you ... lube it up ... with your mouth ...

 

Razors:  is ... that ... right ... ?

 

Roxy:    gonna ... make you ... deep throat ... me ... Gonna choke you ... on my ... thick ... black ... cock...

 

Razors:  yeah? ... then ... what ... ?

 

Roxy:    Gonna ... shove it ... in your ... nasty ... cunt

 

Razors:  yeah?

 

Roxy:    ... rape you ... till you ... bleed ...

 

Razors:  you think ... you can ... do that ...?

 

Roxy:    then I turn ... you over ... do same thing ... to your ... asshole  ..

 

Razors:  ... then ... what?

 

Roxy:    gonna ... ass-fuck you ... for hours ...

 

Razors:  ... yeah ...

 

Roxy:    then ... make you ... suck it clean ...

 

Razors:  ... is ... that ... all ... you ... got?

Roxy:    fuck ... you ... Gonna tie ... a string ... around ... your neck ...

 

Roxy:    lead you ... naked ... round Diamond City ...

 

Razors:  ... go on...

 

Roxy:    anyone asks .. they can ... have you ... for the price ... of a bowl ... of ... noodles ...

 

Razors:  That ... cheap ...?

 

Roxy:    they say ... that's all ... you're ... worth ...

 

Razors:  ... oh yeah ...

 

Roxy:    after that ... I drag you ... to Goodneighbour

 

Roxy:    ... go on ...

 

Razors:  Yer still ... naked ... if anyone ... stops us ...

 

Roxy:    ... yeah? ...

 

Razors:  your going ... to buy us ... safe passage ...

 

Roxy:    ... oh yeah ...

 

Razors:  with ... your ... body ...

Roxy:    ... oh yeah ... oh yeah ...

 

 

Razors:  we get to ... goodneighbour ... yer gonna give ... Hancock ... a freebie ...

 

Razors:  yeah ... yeah ... yeah ...

 

Roxy:    You gonna ... suck ... and fuck ... on that ... scabby ... ghoul ... cock ...

 

Razors:  oh yeah! oh yeah! oh yeah!

 

Roxy:    Gonna ... cuff you... to the urinals ...

 

Razors:  keep going! keep going!

 

Roxy:    ... in Hotel Rexford ...

 

Razors:  Yes! Yes! Yes!

 

Roxy:    ... Hey! Are you using ... my threats ... to get ... yerself ... off?

 

Razors:  Yes! Yes! I am! Oh God am I! Oh God! Oh Fuck! Oh fuck! I win! I win! ... and you are such a stupid cunt.

 

Roxy:    Oh fuck! That's going to push me... push me over .... the edge! Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-OHHHHHHhhhhhhhh..... I hate you so much.

 

Razors:  Well that's what happens when you cum second.

 

Roxy:    Bitch!

 

Razors:  Dumbass!

 

 

Roxy:    Hey, Razors!

 

Razors:  Hey yerself.

 

Roxy:    So how much do I owe you now, anyway?

 

Razors:  By my reckoning ... thirty-two thousand caps, sixteen hours of uninterrupted cuntlapping, and a week and a day of total slavery.

 

Roxy:    Wow. That's a lot.

 

Razors:  You bet it is. We get out of here, I'm going to totally own your ass.

 

Roxy:    Wow.

 

Razors:  You better believe it.

 

 

Roxy:    Hey!

 

Razors:  Now what?

 

Roxy:    You want to go again?

 

Razors:  AGAIN?

 

Roxy:    Yeah. Double Or Nothing?