(Next Morning)

(Markarth)

Sofia: These are...

Sofia: Kind've heavy.

Sofia: Nice leather around the chest though.

Emily: Yeah, they hold your boobs just right.

Emily: Okay lets show off this Dwarven Bikini Armor.
Sofia: Yeah.

Sofia: Excuse me sir, would you like to buy some Dwarven Bikini armor, maybe for your wife?
Hogni: Got no wife.

Hogni: But i knew a few girls who i could have wear that the draw attention to my stall, so sure.
Sofia: Great.

Traveling Merchant: No.
Emily: But i didn't.

Traveling Merchant: I know what you are selling and no i don't want that junk.
Emily: Fine, dick. No need to be rude.

Sofia: Good Morning sir, would you like some bikini armor.
Degaine: You dumb bitch.

Degaine: Can't you see i'm broke, now if you don't have any coin to give me fuck off.
Markarth Guard: How abo-
Sofia: How about you apologize to me or something other than your coin purse will be broke.
Markarth Guard: Well said.

Emily: Hey Kereh, how are you.
Kereh: Oh, Emily i'm doing well.
Hroki: Oh my.

Kereh: New armor huh?
Emily: Yep you want some?

Kereh: After Endons Reaction to the last one, of course.
Emily: Excellent.

Emily: Excuse me would you like to buy some bikini armor.
Ginevra: Hmmm.

Ginevra: Well it might help with book sales so sure.
Emily: Great.

*Background* Emily: Also would you happen to have any books on Poisons and Venoms.
Sofia: So.

Sofia: What do you think.
Thurlan: While it looks nice.

Thurlan: Very nice i might add.

Thurlan: I only sell Cheese here. But i could use to attract people
Sofia: So we got a deal then.
Thurlan: Sure.

Emily: Okay this time we gotta split up.
Sofia: Oh, why's that?

Emily: I wanna get to Dawnstar while its still day so i wanna sell these quick, you go up high and i'll do down low. Also this time try to sell to the guards too.
Sofia: O-okay i'll do my best.
Emily: That's the spirit.

Sofia: Excuse me would you like some Dwarven armor.
Markarth Guard: Oh that'd look great on my wife, sure.

Emily: Hey there, want some new armor to have the guys flock towards you
Commoner: Oh, i'm listening.

Sofia: But.
Markarth Guard: No, don't want it. Bye.

Markarth Guard: What manner of armor is that?
Emily: Dwarven Bikini Armor.

Emily: you interested in buying some.
Markarth Guard: Maybe.

Sofia: Hey would you like some armor?
Markarth Guard: Armor? More like a death wish if you are wearing that in battle.

Sofia: Okay i'll ju-
Markarth Guard: Wait wait......i didn't say i didn't want it. I'll take one for my Girlfriend.
Sofia: Excellent.

Sofia: How about you sir.
Markarth Guard: Looks unsafe.

Markarth Guard: but......

Markarth Guard: I could take one for myself.
Sofia: Good.

Emily: Hey there Sir would you like some armor.
Commoner: Armor, that isn't armor.

Emily: Oh but it is, not only does it protect me. But it makes the wearer look extra sexy.

Emily: Don't you want your wife to look sexy?
Commoner: I...uh

Commoner: Very well, where can i order it.
Emily: At Ghorza's in about a week.
Commoner: Okay, thank you.

Sofia: So what do you think.
Adventurer: It looks good.

Adventurer: But unsafe, i'll have to pass.
Sofia: Okay, thank you for your time.

Sofia: Hey, would you like some armor.
Omluag: No, busy.

Hathrasil: Not busy enough to at least glance at her, sure i'll take one.
Sofia: Great i-
*Background*Mulush: GET BACK TO WORK!!!

Mulush: and sure i'll take one.
Emily: Excellent.

Sofia: Okay i got everyone i could, now the Blacksmith right.
Emily: Correct.

Emily: Follow me.
Marthkarth Guard: By the gods, i need to get me some of that armor!

Emily: Hey Ghorza.
Ghorza: Ah, Emily, selling some ridiculous looking armor again.
Emily: Yep.

Sofia: So you won't take it.
Ghorza: I never said that. It looks stupid, won't protect you, but men love to see women in them.

Ghorza: and judging from my dumb apprentices face.
Tacitus: *whispering* by the gods.

Tacitus: *whispering* so sexy.
Ghorza: this one will sell even better than the las-

Ghorza: TACITUS STOP GAWKING AND FOCUS, YOU'RE RUINING THE BLADE!!!
Tacitus: Yes Ma'am!

Ghorza: Anyways Tell Alvor to send me a shipment when he can.
Emily: I will, thanks.

Sofia: So now to Dawnstar right?
Emily: Yep.

Sofia: Please tell me we aren't running there.
Emily: No no.

Emily: This time we are taking the Carriage.
Sofia: Thank the nine.

(3 hours later)
*Horse clopping and wooden wheels turning*

Sofia: Hey Emily.
Emily: Hm?
Sofia: How come you stopped last night? Last time i was with you, you tended to just keep going.

Emily: Oh um....no reason.
Sofia: Is everything okay?
Emily: I....um....yeah, i just....

Emily: Had someone on my mind.

Sofia: Someone?
Emily: a friend who's been trying to get closer to me.

Sofia: What's her name?
Emily: Satsuki.
Sofia: I think i've seen her, the woman in the blades armor.
Emily: Yep. That's her.

Sofia: I'm surprised, she seems so....serious, how did you two end up friends.
Emily: well we met a little over a year ago....

(1 hour later)
Sofia: wait a giant?
Emily: Yep, a single swipe, i was surprised, but that's not even the best part. She then....

(10 minutes later)
Emily: We're almost there, put on the armor.
Sofia: Okay...wait, is this Iron?

(Dawnstar)

Sofia: Emily it's fucking freezing here.
Emily: Oh come on we'll be fine.

Emily: we're both nords after all.
Sofia: That doesn't stop me from being Cold!

Emily: Then lets just get done with this job quick.
Sofia: Sounds like a great plan.

Emily: Excuse me.
Dro'marash: Khajiit likes what these ones are wearing.

Sofia: Would you like to buy some yourself.
Dro'marash: Khajiit will buy.
Emily: Great.

Emily: Hello sir, could i interest you in some Iron Bikini Armor.
Mithlas: Oh.

Mithlas: Sure, that'd look great on my girlfriend.

Commoner: That looks cold.
Sofia: It is.

Sofia: But it gets me a lot of guys, would you like to buy one.
Commoner: Sure.

Sofia: Hello Sir would you like some armor.

Imperial Guard: As much as i would like to have my wife wear that, she'd never do it, so i'll have to decline.
Sofia: I see, thank you for your time.

Emily: Hello Sir, would you like some armor for a friend.
Imperial Guard: For a friend huh?

Imperial Guard: Sure, i'll take one, i got someone special in mind i want to see in it.

Emily: Hello Miners, i heard you guys are competing with the Quicksilver mine on the East side.

Emily: Want to buy this Iron bikini armor and have an advantage.

Karl: Fah! What use that armor.
Beitild: Karl you idiot, don't you see, that armor is perfect.

Beitild: Showing off the right amount of Underboob.

Beitild: and a Thong all made of Iron!

Beitild: Its just what we need to lure in customers to buy more Iron.

Beitild: We'll take a few.
Emily: Excellent.
Sofia: Thank you.

Emily: Lets go to the Market real quick since Harlung isn't here at the moment.
Sofia: Oh i haven't been to this market.

Sofia: Is it nice?
Emily: Well its rather....compact.

*Door closing*
Sofia: ....you mean Tiny.
Emily: Yep.

Emily: Hello there, would you like to buy some Bikini Armor to attract more customers.
Emelia: Bikini armor huh?

Emelia: Sure i could take 2 versions of those, one of what you have and one that your friend has.
Emily: Great.

Vinnus: I only sell fish.
Sofia: I'm aware.

Sofia: But if you got a cute girl to wear this.

Sofia: It'd sell quicker, what do you say.
Vinnus: mmm...

Vinnus: Fuck it i'll take 2 as well.
Sofia: Thanks.

Emily: Have a good afternoon you two.
Vinnus: Bye.
Emelia: Good bye.

Emily: Hey Harlung, would you like to buy some armor?

Harlung: No thanks, i'm just a ferry driver, even if i found some girls to wear that, it'd weigh down my boat.
Emily: I understand, have a good day.

Emily: Hello you two, would you be interested in selling some new sexy armor.
Rustleif:*whispering* Whoa

Sofia: You could make a lot off of it.
Seren: Thanks but no thanks, i don't think we'd be able to sell such armor.

Emily: Oh i wouldn't say that, you'd easily bring in a lot of customers.

Emily: Plus a lot of women get this armor to turn on their partners and many of my last customers thanked me for it.

Emily: and i think your husband would like to see you in it two because he's choosing to stare at your tits a lot more than me and Sofia's exposed ones.

*looks*

Seren: Staring at my breasts that hard huh?
Rustleif: uh......i can explain.

Seren: Really, well then how about we go inside and have a nice long talk about your staring problem.

Seren: Send me each variation in my size and i'll start selling these Bikini armors.
Emily: Deal.

Seren: Come on sweetie, lets get inside.
Rustleif: I'm gonna tear that apron right off the second the door locks.
Seren: Oh you sexy beast

Emily: Hey woul-
Lond: Fuck off, we saw you talking to those Iron mine guys.
Emily: Okay, have a shitty day then.

Sofia: It'll get you some nice sa-
Captain Wayfinder: We like the armor, but we can't afford to have our crew wearing heavy armor just in case they fall off the ship, sorry about that.
Sofia: Its alright, thank you for your time.

Sofia: Hello sir would you like to hear about this armor i'm wearing.

Rodgeiir: I very much would.

Emily: So what do you think.
Veteran: Well.

Veteran: It'd be bad for battle, but my girl would look great in it, i'll take one.
Emily: Great, speak to Seren and Rustleif when they've finished fucking.
Veteran: Ye-wait what?

Sofia: So, would you be interested in buying this this armor?
Mirisa: Hmmm, well it'd would stick out.

Mirisa: But it'll help grab some more customers so sure.
Emily: Thank you very much for your business.
Sofia: Thank you.

Emily: Okay we're done, now we can go and rest.
Sofia: Finally, Can get a nice tankard of warm mead. Where are we going next?
Emily: Windhelm, we'll leave there by boat tomorrow morning.

Sofia: Say tell me more about this Satsuki.
Emily: Sure.

(2 hours later)
Emily: and then there it was.

Emily: A troll, a big frost troll, and i had to fight it without weapons.

Sofia: How did that go.
Emily: I almost got my ass kicked, i told her to fight one.

Emily: and she defeated it in less than 10 seconds.
Sofia: I bet she did.

Emily: That's not even the toughest training.

Emily: The armor training was ridiculous....

*Wind Howling*

I'm aware this is like.....5 months too late but i had other story's that had way more priority than this one at the time. So yeah here's some glorious shitty armor by Nisetanaka. Thank you Nisetanaka for making these and thank you Kofman77 for converting them.