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winny257

winny257

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people what's going on, why wank???  :o 
I wank not, I fuck and I could each day, if I wanted.  ;)  :P 
too much wank is unhealthy, Firstly one loses too fast spinal cord and secondly, it grow hair between the fingers! 00008356.gif
and after 10 times up and down, hand exchange otherwise threatens Tenosynovitis.  :lol:

myuhinny

myuhinny

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A better question would be *who doesn't masturbate to skyrim?* Ones that say that they don't are probably lying. Too much is unhealthy? You are either doing it wrong or doing it when you shouldn't be doing it. The only time it is unhealthy is if you are doing it while tight rope walking - walking through a mine field - while crossing the street while playing pokemon go or many many other dangerous things that are too long to list.

winny257

winny257

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A better question would be *who doesn't masturbate to skyrim?* Ones that say that they don't are probably lying. Too much is unhealthy? You are either doing it wrong or doing it when you shouldn't be doing it. The only time it is unhealthy is if you are doing it while tight rope walking - walking through a mine field - while crossing the street while playing pokemon go or many many other dangerous things that are too long to list.

 

it was a FUN.  :P 

not too much Skyrim playing. more contacts to people build, then no one needs to wank.

but how do you say so beautiful * a game makes lonely *.  ;)  :lol:  :lol:

Guest

Guest

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I don't see any difference in masturbating to Skyrim vs and any other media.  Most pics of models are air brushed and/or photoshopped.  Also, in most porn, the women have a lot fake parts.  This is true for celebrities as well.  I think stuff with animals is weird, but I see kiddie stuff as outright disgusting.  Loli is one I have to give a benefit of a doubt. This is because if you look at asian models and porn stars they tend to have a Loli-likeness to them.  I don't care for Loli content, but others do.  So goes it.  All in all, if your avatar in Skyrim gets you hard or creamy, so be it.  Just remember somewhere out in the world, someone is masturbating to a person licking a Pokemon's butt hole while dressed as Batman/girl.

 

Disclaimer:

 

The last sentence is merely a Rule #34 scenario.

winny257

winny257

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I did make a poll about this a long time ago , most people said yes , some others said i needed jesus , and then somebody made a jesus follower ...... :ph34r:

 

I know your thread too good.  ;)  :)

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:lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Guest

Guest

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I did make a poll about this a long time ago , most people said yes , some others said i needed jesus , and then somebody made a jesus follower ...... :ph34r:

 

same happened to my father too.

Badgerbarrels

Badgerbarrels

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I don't think it is weird. I have nothing to say that MonsterFish hasn't already, my only thing is even when people insult you for it they don't realize it doesn't affect your ability to talk to real girls, it's not like it impedes your social life.

Zerosleepless

Zerosleepless

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I did make a poll about this a long time ago , most people said yes , some others said i needed jesus , and then somebody made a jesus follower ...... :ph34r:

 

same happened to my father too.

 

May he rest in peace.

Guest

Guest

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I did make a poll about this a long time ago , most people said yes , some others said i needed jesus , and then somebody made a jesus follower ...... :ph34r:

 

same happened to my father too.

 

May he rest in peace.

 

 

my two friends. looks once quite precisely, this thread is still open.  ;)

 

http://www.loverslab.com/topic/49065-benefits-of-masturbation-or-why-masturbate/?p=1233246

 

 

 


Thanks for reminding me winny... I forgot on that thread. While I was reading his posts I just realized that I got same issues with the heat (summer) as my father had except skin burning. I can't stand the heat but I can masturbate when plying skyrim and Sims 3... lol ...

Zerosleepless

Zerosleepless

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I did make a poll about this a long time ago , most people said yes , some others said i needed jesus , and then somebody made a jesus follower ...... :ph34r:

 

same happened to my father too.

 

May he rest in peace.

 

 

my two friends. looks once quite precisely, this thread is still open.  ;)

 

http://www.loverslab.com/topic/49065-benefits-of-masturbation-or-why-masturbate/?p=1233246

 

 

 

 

Thanks for reminding me winny... I forgot on that thread. While I was reading his posts I just realized that I got same issues with the heat (summer) as my father had except skin burning. I can't stand the heat but I can masturbate when plying skyrim and Sims 3... lol ...

You should come to where i live  :lol: , you could literally fry an egg on the pavement ,even the fridge can't  keep stuff cold during summer , although i must admit this one has been rather mild (and by that i mean 38°C)

Ps: sorry for getting off topic .

winny257

winny257

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I did make a poll about this a long time ago , most people said yes , some others said i needed jesus , and then somebody made a jesus follower ...... :ph34r:

 

same happened to my father too.

 

May he rest in peace.

 

 

my two friends. looks once quite precisely, this thread is still open.  ;)

 

http://www.loverslab.com/topic/49065-benefits-of-masturbation-or-why-masturbate/?p=1233246

 

 

 

 

Thanks for reminding me winny... I forgot on that thread. While I was reading his posts I just realized that I got same issues with the heat (summer) as my father had except skin burning. I can't stand the heat but I can masturbate when plying skyrim and Sims 3... lol ...

You should come to where i live  :lol: , you could literally fry an egg on the pavement ,even the fridge can't  keep stuff cold during summer , although i must admit this one has been rather mild (and by that i mean 38°C)

Ps: sorry for getting off topic .

 

 

what are 38°C??  :o 

I live in an air-conditioned House, maximum 21°C.  :P 

everything goes much easier.  ;)

yevvie

yevvie

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In all honesty, I think that it's better to masturbate to Skyrim, where you can make the world the way you want than forcing yourself into 10h looking for porn with a lady that doesn't look like starved supermodel (if you're into it, I don't judge, just not my cup of tea). It also brings a lot more intimacy for me and my husband to create our own characters in Skyrim and have a private collection of pornography.

Some people will say it's weird, because they didn't try it, they don't understand it, and first word for things that people can't understand is weird/stupid. Theory about the Earth circling the Sun was weird for a lot of people too, but now it's normal.

 

So,

let's just make it normal :)

Guest

Guest

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How wouldn't I masturbate on this one?!

 

 

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Ahhh ... thanks heavens for Skyrim modders. :9

Guest ...failure

Guest ...failure

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I did make a poll about this a long time ago , most people said yes , some others said i needed jesus , and then somebody made a jesus follower ...... :ph34r:

 

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I'm pretty sure everyone playing Skyrim in 2016 is. I mean why else would you?

 

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Content Consumer

Content Consumer

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Anyone who thinks masturbating to pornographic scenarios in a video game is weird, is weird.

I'll go you one further...

Anyone who thinks that anyone who thinks that anyone who thinks masturbating to pornographic scenarios in a video game is weird, is weird, is weird, is weird.

 

As long as you're not masturbating to a completely Vanilla Skyrim, you're fine.

 

I'd like to wind her helm! (substitute any two-word name - river his wood, white her run, winter his hold...)

Guest ...failure

Guest ...failure

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I'd like to wind her helm! (substitute any two-word name - river his wood, white her run, winter his hold...)

 

 

Or...

Sol-his-tube :D

 

Guest Rhubarbe

Guest Rhubarbe

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I don't see a problem with it. People masturbate to weird things, people get turned on by different things. Everyone's got their little kink. Yeah it is a bit out of what most people normally do it to, but personally I don't think it's weird and I wouldn't think any less of anyone that did. Unless the content they are viewing is illegal. That stuff IS bad. 

☀ Dust

☀ Dust

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There's also the point that masturbating to Skyrim allows safe fulfillment of sexual fantasies that are otherwise illegal and/or impossible.

 

I think it comes down to this. At least for me.

majorfreak

majorfreak

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well, to answer the OP's question:   no.    I don't find the animations quite right (misaligned, not to scale, sounds a little off, joints bent a little weird, slight clipping)...it's more like playing a completely pervy skyrim leads to me masturbating more, using other types of porn. Definitely alot more masturbation. lol

 

my fiance HATES this game. lol

 

As for the 'rape culture' stuff....yeah, any sane male is going to realize the idea that unconsentual rape will turn any female into a raging nymphomaniac is not only irrational, illogical and just plain wrong on so many levels...and that it's a turn on to think one's 'D' has the Midas Touch.

 

But, why even ask that silly question on LoversLab? I mean, who the hell doesn't masturbate during/after/because of skyrim+LL? that's just weird.

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